The Game Day Skate for Tuesday, April 1st

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of spring for fuck's sake. It's goddamn April finally and I'm still freezing my ass off...

• Habs receive more bad news, as Big Tits injures himself playing indoor soccer;
• Pens lose to the Rangers and the Sens find out what 6th place is like. Sens also find out what hard work is like, as Coach Murray rides them in practice until Spezza passes out and Ray Emery storms off the ice in protest;
• Minnesota has clinched a playoff spot.

Seize the Day kids.