Sexy Friday is HUGE in Finland

This is Finnish porn star Monika Star (serious NSFW alert). She was born in Helsinki. There is actually a story behind me mentioning Finland today.

As all bloggers do, recently I was looking at our site statistics to see where all of our three readers are from, what their web surfing habits are, and their sexual preferences (Google Analytics is quite powerful). I noticed that FHF had a huge traffic spike from Finland recently. A little digging, and I came across the awesome Karhuherran Murinat blog, who had these nice words to say about us:

"Kansainvälinen nykymodernin feminististisen urheilututkimuksen edistämispalkinto puolestaan myönnetään asiallisesti käyttäytyvien herrasmiesten ryhmittymälle nimeltä Four Habs Fans. Universumin vetävin lätkäseura, huono huumori ja sisällöllisesti arveluttavat naisenkuvat ei voi olla läpeensä mätä yhdistelmä. Suosittelemme lämpimästi."

That's high praise! Google spat out this translation:

International current modern feminististisen sports research for granted in fact behaving in the group of gentlemen's named Four Habs Fans. Universe vetävin hockey club, bad humor and content dubious female images can not be rotten to the core mix. We recommend warmly.

Thanks! And Happy Sexy Friday to all our Finnish readers. You are the sexiest readers we have.

*as always, Sexy Friday copyright KSK.

FHF Declares Temporary Ban on Swedish Babes; Replaced with Finns

In protest of Mats Sundin's fence up his ass, FHF today declares that until he signs somewhere, we will no longer post Swedish babes. Fuck you Mats and your pussiness dicking around.

Not to worry kids, plenty of other countries with hot chicks out there. In honour of the ever-present "Finnish Flash to play with BFF Saku" rumours, today we present these lovely ladies of Finland. The women above were the contestants for Miss Finland in 2007. Two of them are only seventeen, so make sure not to masturbate to those.

Habs Soon to be Awash in Old Overpriced Finns

As seems to happen every off-season, Saku Koivu is once again trying to convince his pal Teemu Selanne to sign with the Habs. In case you don't read the French that link goes to, I will translate:

Teemu Selanne is a 104 year-old winger who set the rookie goal-scoring record playing for a team that today's NHL fan will swear doesn't exist.

The main stumbling block to any deal seems to be Bob Gainey's insistence Selanne actually play more than a quarter of the season.