The fact that ass-faced Rod Stewart managed to score this hottie is further reason to hate Rod Stewart. As if we needed another reason, Mr. Ass-face.The L.A. Kings probably won't make the playoffs (again) this year, but the Staples Centre just became a more attractive place to visit. Jarret Stoll, late of the Edmonton Oilers, popped the question to the uber-hot, milf-tastic Rachel Hunter - Milf Hunter, if you will. FYI, LA visits the Habs on January 31.
No word on whether Milf Hunter demanded the trade out of the great white north a la Mrs. Pronger, which apparently would make her a bitch - but I've been to Edmonton, and I'm certainly not going to question such a request. And our condolences to the men of Edmonton. It's not like they can do without Milf Hunter - the girls there mostly* look like they fell out of the top branch of the ugly tree and hit a few twigs on the way down before landing face first on pavement. (Just kidding - don't worry, we'll be hammering on Calgary shortly, so don't you worry, Oilers fans.)
No word on whether Milf Hunter demanded the trade out of the great white north a la Mrs. Pronger, which apparently would make her a bitch - but I've been to Edmonton, and I'm certainly not going to question such a request. And our condolences to the men of Edmonton. It's not like they can do without Milf Hunter - the girls there mostly* look like they fell out of the top branch of the ugly tree and hit a few twigs on the way down before landing face first on pavement. (Just kidding - don't worry, we'll be hammering on Calgary shortly, so don't you worry, Oilers fans.)
(*For the purposes of saving my marriage, Mrs. Panger is specifically excepted, of course. But she lives in Calgary now so it doesn't count.)
