Welcome excuse to post Swedish supermodels!

6'3", 196 lb, 21-year old Swedish forward Andreas Engqvist has been signed by the Habs to a three year deal after impressing during development camp. Financial terms were not disclosed, yada yada. He spent the last 3 years in the Swedish Elite League with Djurgardens IF.

His compatriot is the leggy Caroline Winberg.

HF29 Apologizes to the Troops in Afghanistan

So yesterday we played a little joke. Hahaha, Mats signed. A bunch of you fell for it, and we were amused. But "anonymous" in Afghanistan was pissed. Assuming he has some sort of connection to the Canadian Armed Forces (and seriously, why else would a Hab fan be there), we felt terrible about that. No one fighting under a Canadian flag should log on to get excited only to have their hopes dashed. Anonymous said "post a really hot chick and all will be forgiven."

Done. This is Martina Lund, some Swedish model. Here's more of her. And just because we love the troops, here's an entire gallery of hot sexy Swedish models. That should smooth things over.

Oh, and did you hear that the Habs signed Teemu Selanne?

TMS Reports on UFA Eve Live from Sweden

This is Elin Nordegren, a.k.a. Tiger Woods' wife. It would be quite easy to dream of her while missing these bullet points about possible Sundin-related items...

• "Mats Sundin in no rush to decide his playing future." There's a quality lame excuse to post a hot Swedish chick of a TSN headline;
• Lightning sign Ryan Malone and Gary Roberts away from the Pens. Sure, you need some players, but 7 years $31.5 mill for Malone? Does the NHL have a salary cap or no?
• Speaking of $$$, 5 mill per year for Jeff Carter???
• TMS would like to take a moment to say goodbye to Michael Ryder. We still don't know which female relative of Carbo you slept with to piss him off so, but we always liked you, even when we called you Milk Carton Mike.

Just 20-something hours left til the frenzy begins. Stay tuned to FHF for all the breaking news from Sweden.

BREAKING NEWS (seriously this time) - Foppa Leaves Hot Women, Goes to Denver

Peter Forsberg, despite earlier reports to the contrary, is in fact coming back to the NHL and going to the Avalanche.

If you think this post was just an excuse for us to post a picture of two Swedish women kissing, I guess you know us all too well.