This chicken looks like Saddam Hussein just after he was executed
It was never in doubt. 26-9, a shots tally favoring the Habs with over half a game left to play.
Jaro was good. Lots of guys scored. In short, the story of the game in numbers would be told this way:
- 5 goals for
- 1 goal against
- 43 shots for
- 22 shots against
- 21 273 sellout crowd
- 8 free wings offered to each fan by La Cage aux Sports for the 5-goal tally
- 170 184 total chicken wings offered
- 85 092 chickens murdered to supply sufficient quantity of wings
The only consolation is that Jacques Martin gave us the line combination we have been waiting for. It came on the power play, with Mike Cammalleri joining forces with the second unit, and Andrei Kostitsyn completing a line with Brian Gionta and Scott Gomez. And just like that, the new line was born:
The Giant Mexican Tits line.
Ay caramba.
