How are the Habs juggling all the blueline injuries and still coming up with a Big D? Magic!
Do or die. There is no tomorrow. Backs against the wall. Am I forgetting one? It's the fourth such match for the Habs this year, so they've heard 'em all. Several times. Just in the playoffs.
We've been posting little crazy little blog nazi's for the past few weeks, and since you obviously have internet access and some sort of an affiliation with the Habs (whether pro or con), there's not much I can tell you in terms of a game preview that you don't already know.
Apparently I am forbidden from praising any head coach of the Montreal Canadiens on this blog, given all the blame foisted uponCount Chocula Jacques Martin and Carboner before him. So how about a little praise for an assistant coach?
Perry Pearn runs the defence for Montreal, and has done a great job line matching in the playoffs. Impressive in and of itself, given the reputation of the opposing forwards faced through two rounds. With injuries to Paul Mara (yes, apparently he is still on the roster), Markov, Spacek and now Gill, combined with a rookie defencemen playing over 20 minutes a night and MAB's inability to turn and skate backwards once he has gained any forward momentum, we only have one conclusion:
Perry Pearn is a wizard.
Jaro provides a helping hand, of course, and between the two of them they've been making defensive magic behind what all the cool blogs are calling (graciously) a "patchwork" defence. So, consider this our tribute to the Magical Mr. Pearn and his apprentice, Jaro.
Now if only Kirk Muller can trap some of that magic in a bottle for his group of midget attackers and we might see a game seven on Wednesday...
We've been posting little crazy little blog nazi's for the past few weeks, and since you obviously have internet access and some sort of an affiliation with the Habs (whether pro or con), there's not much I can tell you in terms of a game preview that you don't already know.
Apparently I am forbidden from praising any head coach of the Montreal Canadiens on this blog, given all the blame foisted upon
Perry Pearn runs the defence for Montreal, and has done a great job line matching in the playoffs. Impressive in and of itself, given the reputation of the opposing forwards faced through two rounds. With injuries to Paul Mara (yes, apparently he is still on the roster), Markov, Spacek and now Gill, combined with a rookie defencemen playing over 20 minutes a night and MAB's inability to turn and skate backwards once he has gained any forward momentum, we only have one conclusion:
Perry Pearn is a wizard.
Jaro provides a helping hand, of course, and between the two of them they've been making defensive magic behind what all the cool blogs are calling (graciously) a "patchwork" defence. So, consider this our tribute to the Magical Mr. Pearn and his apprentice, Jaro.
Now if only Kirk Muller can trap some of that magic in a bottle for his group of midget attackers and we might see a game seven on Wednesday...
[Ed. Note: for those who repeatedly hit "refresh" like HF29, you'll notice I originally posted without a title, just to be different. Well, some people - like HF29 - like to click the title to get all the comments on screen with no pop up, so I've added an admittedly lame title for you and your ilk. So much for thinking outside the box. Heh, I said box.]
Who else has been magical for the Habs? Okay, let's talk more about PK in the comments.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 286 of 286Not the greatest PP.
@HF29: While I also think Bob Cole is an idiot, I would agree with that sentiment. Habs could use another.
bob scold says PFK's backhand is weak. Sure bob.
I know slagging on CBC is getting old, but the Habs have carried the play this period and then the Pens get a shot and suddenly it's "IT'S ALL PITTSBURGH HERE!!" Calm down there, Bob.
R.I.P. to an idol of mine Frank Frazetta.
slagging CBC is not old. for instance, right now Bob just said Jaro Halak when he meant Jaro Spacek
MAX!!!!!!!!!!
Laps!!!!!!!!
Bring it on your fucking Pens.
It's official: Max is a golden god.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
/waving hands in face like 10 year old girl
Gui just texted Max about what could've been.
wv: hypelyz (as in Hype Lies) 'nuff said.
Mad Max is back, bitCHes!!!
bob scold says lotsa time left. He disgusts me.
OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. what a play by MAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!
@Massive Tits: Laughed out loud at that.
Smile all you want, Max. TSN can't criticise you tonight.
Althought I hate him for saying it, Bob is right. Play smart boys. And, for the love of god, don't get injured!
LAPPY!
My god, Crosby crying to the ref AGAIN. Expect a Pens PP soon.
heh, bob scold wets his diaper and says MALKIN IS ALONE!, when he isn't. GFYBC.
is that a "Cosby sucks" chant? not very original, but i like it
*Crosby. Cosby was a great show, it didnt suck
My lord, Bob is doing everything but chanting GO PENS GO. Fuck right off.
fuck you cooke
bettman's diaper must be more soiled than bob cold's and Sidney's combined.
I have about 12 more minutes of viewing here. Let's clean this up fast, boys. Ok, ok, I don't give a shit if it take an hour. JUST GET IT DONE!!!
Oh, Pleky.
i cant breathe
Halak!
Jesus, I think this team finally figured out how to play in front of this crowd in the playoffs and use it as a positive.
FUCK
Fuck off. Aiyeayea...
tabarnac
*pukes*
Cole just mcsplooged on that goal
fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Nice to see the support from the crowd. Usually it's all boos but then again, that's when they're struggling against the Oilers in January mid-week.
love Kirk coaching during the timeout. JM just stands there
Game 7 bitCHes!!!!!!!!!!!!
love the way Muller is talking to the guys while JM is just standing there, arms crossed, listening...
Hmmm...
AND IT'S GAME 7!!!
FUCK YEAH!!!
*FAINTS*
F U C K Y E A H !!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait, the loser Pens are trying to start shit after the game is over? Stay classy, Yinzers.
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Hey gallry, go fuck yourself you fuck.
I fucking love this team! I love this team! I'm numb, I can't breath. I'm dizzy.
I love all of you!
Leave PK alone!!!
Lappy with the game-winner!!!
3-0 when I have Vietnamese baguette sandwiches for lunch! Sadly, no can do on Wednesday...
GO FUCK YOURSELF BOB COLD, YOU FUCK!
Tits flash and they become distracted! Who knew!
GYMFH!
Ok, time to shower my students with praise and candy.
Cammy fist-pumping like a champ!
♥
Gorges chewing out Crosby?
Malkin flat on his back with a tiny Gio staring over him?
PK ran from high-fiving Jaro to tangle with Guerin?
♥
Back to the Morgueloo.
R.I.P. the beautiful Lena Horne. : (
sonamabitch we're goin to Tittsburgh!! I'll admit to being a little nervous in the first half of the second but damned if those sonsabitches didn't get their poop in a group for the third.
Boob Coles "greatest player" looked like a common thug at the end of that one EH?
GAME 7 bitCHes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PFK and Pyatt on the ice for the final 30 seconds. That, my FHFriends is something else.
Haha at least Bob Cole didn't call the Canadiens cockroaches like this one guy on VS during the Caps series.
God I love Squid. I chose my new Habs tshirt correctly at the beginning of the season.
just re-watching the end of game melee, all started by Whiny's cross-check on Pleks. fuck you, you little bitch. and then he goes whining to the refs after!! un-fucking-believable
Woah. Evenko just emailed me with a presale for Game 7 at the Bell. That was fast.
Oh. my. God.
Hmmm, methinks we have a playoff team, no? Die fuckers die if you've ever shit all over Bob. Okay, I'll admit I farted on him for Koivu, but I'm over that now.
Just the Max gif beautiful!
Moey, I deleted my Rats parody. I ♥ you.
Ice Cream!
Didn't comment during the game, as in Game 4, and we won. I sense a trend.
Time for AntiCHambre!
The tears of Cindy Crosbaby taste so sweet.
pj sucks is dumbfounded. Some hockey expert. GFY in front of a mirror you 'out-in-3'-Piece-Of-Shit.
I bow down to this team. No Markov, no Gill and still chugging along.
Un-friggin'-believable.
*beams with pride*
Holy shit. RDS just said PFK played 30 minutes tonight! That's crazy.
Anyone see Jaro 2.0's interview on VS? Nothing special, except that towards the end, Squid emerges from behind and throws a bottle cap at Jaro 2.0's head and starts to laugh at him. Really good to see the team nice and relaxed and, gasp, they might actually like each other unlike last year's clusterfuck.
Thank God Kovy isn't around to fuck this shit up.
I love a post game depressed Dan. Don't you?
Haha I saw that too
Okay, I'm off to see what Jack (24) is up to tonight.
Nighty night!!
moeman,
*blows kisses*
Crosby's a bitch. I have photo evidence of why crosby never gets any penalties. The reason is that he litterally, sucks
NORTH DIVISION CHAMPS!
Bulldogs ousted the fucktard goonsquad farmteam of the Flames.
Sanford shutout.
4-0 Desharnais, Palushaj, Trotter, Benoit, OH MY
The awesome continues.
Will face either the Stars or their old coaches Ron and Don in Chicago (and Greg Stewart) :O!
Bonsoir les ami(e)s! Je vous aimes.
One last comment;
"During a TV timeout after Cammalleri's second goal, the fans at the Bell Centre gave the Canadiens a two-minute standing ovation that had the players standing in awe, surely an inspiration for the remainder of the game."
Who's going to watch Game 7 at the Bell Centre?
M-A Godin of La Presse just tweeted about that! Game 7 on the giant screen at the Bell Centre!
wowooooooooooooo
hoooooooooooooooooooooo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ !!!
No way Crosby gets anything for cross checking Pleks when the game was over eh. Superstar treatment.
I love my tinfoil tuque.
@N31 - HAHAHAHAHA. discipline on Sid. good one.
Make it go viral kidz.
GO HABS! GO SQUID! GO PFK! GO PANTS!!!
wv I'm totally lorked on the Habs!
Wait, I thought we were supposed to hate anything related to L'Antichambre.
Holy fucking shit, YOU GUYS!!!!!
My Habbies make me cry tears of joy. The character... The drive... The passion...
But, etched in my mind forever is the look on their faces during the standing O after Squid's secod goal.
Pure joy on their faces.
I've said it before, I'll say it again: I LOVE THIS TEAM!! boys, you're making the ghosts proud...
Can I get a FUCK YEAH!!!?!?!?!
Who's more scared of game 7 - us or the flightless wonders.
I think I know the answer
FUCK YEAH!
TMS is up, if anyone wants highlights
Confirmation of Your Golf Holiday
Date: 13 May thru 19 May
Number in Party: 28
Last Name: Crosby
Enjoy, SVP!
Simply awesome.
Squid looks like Beavis. TP for my bung hole.
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