And it's Day 2 of the Carey freak out in Habs world. How do you feel today? I'm sure Marisa will make it all better when she "suits up" between the pipes against the Sens tonight. And if you're sick of Carey discussion, not to worry we'll sexy this post up with all your sexy celebrity news of the week, things like Jessica Alba nude and Bar Rafaeli in lingerie. Everyone's happy. On to the links!- Carey tells Habs fans to chill the fuck out. The "fuck" was implied;
- Sofia Vergara makes chocolate milk in both gif and video form;
- François Gagnon: "Jesus Price already crucified." Clever! Not;
- Video of Rachel Bilson making out with another chick;
- Pascal Leclaire (???) jumps to Carey's defense;
- Grace Park in little clothing was the only good thing about the Hawaii 5-0 reboot;
- Number31 and her blogging posse are going to find the Carey boo-birds and chop them up and feed them to PJ Stock. Sounds like a plan;
- Mrs. Mike Comrie is walking around in some serious fuck-me boots;
- Is the author of this letter to the editor the same marcintouch commentor from yesterday?
- Finally, the Karissa Shannon sex tape preview (NSFW, duh).
46 comments:
Cool - you "outed" marcintouch pretty quickly. Will their be a "leaf-like" turnaround in fan attitude if les boys beat the Sens tonight in convincing fashion?
Might have to rename it Rub One Out Fridays.
Great post 29 and I genuflect in GG's direction for her Glorious version of the Habs' Sistine CHapel.
Wondering if GG painted that whilst on her back. What!? MiCHaelangelo did and his beautiful bodies were totally nude.
GYFHeadlights!
Steve said : why did you fuck up sexy friday with a marc douche? What part of pre season does he not understand.
I am sure panger would agree that was not a link to five 0, you somehow got his pictures of Itawon on a Saturday afternoon.
I know how to stop the stupid premature boo birds, have a boo bottle, the ushers walk around looking at tape and charge $5 a boo. And at intermission they all have to stand in the corner without a cell.
My gang will get you.
Alright, I'll say it: The fuck is Denis Savard doing on that mural? The man averaged 60 points a season for three years as a Hab. Chelios OUTSCORED HIM in the three seasons after the trade, for fucksakes.
At the very least paint out the mustache and pretend it's Vinny Damphousse.
For theraputic reasons, I PVR'ed the Toronto/Sens game on TSN and watched it last night. Yelling STFU Pierre every two minutes has amazing healing properties. Highly recommended.
Savard was a lot like Kovalev...wasn't always the best, but was always exciting to watch, busting out the spin-o-rama and such.
Carey on our wayward son
Once TFS™ rises above the noise and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond the fucking illusion
Halak was soaring ever higher, but the puck blew by
Though my eyes could see I still see the boo man
Though my mind can think I still say they're mad, man
I hear their asshole voices when I'm dreamin',
But I'd rather hear them say
(CHorus)
Carey on our wayward son,
For there'll be peace when you are gone
Lay your weary pads to rest
No you won't cry no more
Masquerading as a masked man with a reason
A CHarade is the event of the pre-season
And if I aim to be a wise man, it surely
means CHill the fuck out bro
On a stormy season of moving emotion
Tossed about I'm like CHum in the ocean
I set a course for wins and fortune, and
I'll hear the voices say
Carey on, we'll always remember
Carey on, nothing equals Habs splendour
Now your life's no longer empty
Surely Stevie Y. waits for you
Is there a hockey yeam in Kansas?
Carey on our wayward son
Once TFS™ rises above the noise and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond the fucking illusion
Halak was soaring ever higher, but the puck blew by
Though my eyes could see I still see the boo man
Though my mind can think I still say they're mad, man
I hear their asshole voices when I'm dreamin',
But I'd rather hear them say
(CHorus)
Carey on our wayward son,
For there'll be peace when you are gone
Lay your weary pads to rest
No you won't cry no more
Masquerading as a masked man with a reason
A CHarade is the event of the pre-season
And if I aim to be a wise man, it surely
means CHill the fuck out bro
On a stormy season of moving emotion
Tossed about I'm like CHum in the ocean
I set a course for wins and fortune, and
I'll hear the voices say
Carey on, we'll always remember
Carey on, nothing equals Habs splendour
Now your life's no longer empty
Surely Stevie Y. waits for you
Is there a hockey yeam in Kansas?
Boo Blogger Boo!
Carey on our wayward son
Once TFS™ rises above the noise and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond the fucking illusion
Halak was soaring ever higher, but the puck blew by
Though my eyes could see I still see the boo man
Though my mind can think I still say they're mad, man
I hear their asshole voices when I'm dreamin',
But I'd rather hear them say
(CHorus)
Carey on our wayward son,
For there'll be peace when you are gone
Lay your weary pads to rest
No you won't cry no more
Masquerading as a masked man with a reason
A CHarade is the event of the pre-season
And if I aim to be a wise man, it surely
means CHill the fuck out bro
On a stormy season of moving emotion
Tossed about I'm like CHum in the ocean
I set a course for wins and fortune, and
I'll hear the voices say
Carey on, we'll always remember
Carey on, nothing equals Habs splendour
Now your life's no longer empty
Surely Stevie Y. waits for you
Is there a hockey yeam in Kansas?
moe what's going on? i saw that parody in my email and it was awesome. get it back up!
"outed" LOL.
Message received, I'm a cross-platform douche. I came off as a fucking stuck-up Angryphone from Hampstead. I should have realized that letters to the editor, like arguing on the internet, is like the Special Olympics. Even if you win...
I ended up attacking Price more than I defended the fans, which is what I really wanted to do.
I hope Carey Price fulfills his potential, I really, truly do, but I reserve the right to be skeptical, and I reserve the right to miss Jaro. If Price has us saying "Jaro Who?" by midesason then yes, I'll be whatever kind of fan the Habstapo want me to be.
But if Price does not fulfill his potential, I just don't want the blame to land entirely on the "virulent Montreal fans" who have been otherwise very supportive of the new-look team.
I was at that game, I didn't boo, some did, some cheered ironically, but most of the full building was pretty silent from goal #2 until midway through the second. No chants of "Carey! Carey! Carey!" from anyone. Was everyone there, who paid the same price for their tickets as they would have if the game had meant something, not a "real fan" because they didn't "support their goalie?"
The two clearest heads on this issue have been Price himself, and Jacques Martin. Price has told everyone to relax, and that he suspects that some of the reaction was due to fan disappointment over the Halak trade, but that there are better ways to express that. Very well put, Mr. Price.
Jacques Martin said we paid our money, we have the right to say what we want to say. Until someone makes a card-mosaic the fans can hold up that covers the St-Antoine side of the arena, spelling out our informed opinions on management's choice of goaltender, I guess we'll have to improvise.
As for me, no more of this shit, I've gone from resenting being lectured to lecturing myself. There is more than one kind of fan.
Carey on our wayward son
Once TFS™ rises above the noise and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond the fucking illusion
Halak was soaring ever higher, but the puck blew by
Though my eyes could see I still see the boo man
Though my mind can think I still say they're mad, man
I hear their asshole voices when I'm dreamin',
But I'd rather hear them say
(CHorus)
Carey on our wayward son,
For there'll be peace when you are gone
Lay your weary pads to rest
No you won't cry no more
Masquerading as a masked man with a reason
A CHarade is the event of the pre-season
And if I aim to be a wise man, it surely
means CHill the fuck out bro
On a stormy season of moving emotion
Tossed about I'm like CHum in the ocean
I set a course for wins and fortune, and
I'll hear the voices say
Carey on, we'll always remember
Carey on, nothing equals Habs splendour
Now your life's no longer empty
Surely Stevie Y. waits for you
Is there a hockey team in Kansas?
@marcintouch - first off, my apologies if the outing causes you any problems. i did hesitate before doing it. and personally, i think your opinion is valid. i may not necessarily agree with it, but i can certainly see your point, and the intelligent people around here probably can too. hope you'll stick around for the season
@moe - i saw the parody AGAIN but now it's gone. DIE BLOGGER DIE. if you want, I can put it in the main post it's so good
and there it is moe. WOOOOO. fuck i love that tune (I'm OLD!) and your parody is brilliant. one of your best
29, I removed the youtube link and it posted OK. Weird.
No problems, love your site, read it every day, recommend it to friends.
Re: Price, apparently I'm missing something and it makes me feel insecure about my hockey knowledge, which makes me punchy and leads to douchebaggery.
P.S. "Surely Stevie Y waits for you" +100
@moe - comments have been sort of whacky lately, i don't know why. well, Blogger sucks, that's why.
while we're chatting moe, can you send me an email? (fourhabsfans@gmail). i have something i'd like to discuss with you. don't worry, it's nothing bad like a lawsuit or anything. or is it?
@Moe
Love that song. Perfect.
@Marc
Re: Price, apparently I'm missing something and it makes me feel insecure about my hockey knowledge, which makes me punchy and leads to douchebaggery.
Could't agree with you more. I just don't get it but what do I know.
And as for the outing I'm heading into hampstead soon. I will wonder if every Filipina I see works for you. Too far?
@10
Savard is on that mural so that Canadiens management can pretend that they never drafter Wickenheiser and that Savard was, in fact, the next coming of Guy. Wickenheiser? Who? That guy drafted by, uh, Chicago! Ya, that's it. The Savard on that mural (the artist was instructed to cheesy up his mustache so it actually looks like he played in the 80's) brought home 3... 4... 5! cups for the team as, uh, assistant... as captain! for 8... 9... 10! years!!! Woo hoo!!! That was quite a time for the team. SPIN DENIS SPIN!!!!
@Moe
Habs' Sistine CHapel
Thx GG. Looks like 29 posed for the painting.
I just added RIS to my cable so that I could watch (and fall asleep to I guess) the hockey game tonight. how pathetic is that?
good work on the sacrilegious-ness GG!
I have so much to say.
1)So you're outing people who write angry letters to the editors now? Listen, if the stop and desist order from 4 major media outlets haven't stopped me FHF certainly will not.
2) Anon Steve said:
"you somehow got his pictures from Itawon on a Saturday afternoon" Are you talking about Itaewon, Seoul? You're the one in Seoul, right? If you have any of my pictures from Itaewon at any time on any day of the week please destroy them immediately. Ahh, Saturday afternoons/nights/Sunday mornings/afternoons in Itaewon.
3) Love that song Moe. You dirty bastard.
4) @Marc
Re: Price, apparently I'm missing something and it makes me feel insecure about my hockey knowledge, which makes me punchy and leads to douchebaggery.
Like GG11, I cannot agree more. I'm not here to argue his skill, the boos, Halak or anything. I'm just saying the wagons circling him in the media, including a certain blogs...cough....is unprecendented. Especially someone who has yet to do anything to deserve it. It just blows my mind, and I also feel like I missed a memo. I get not liking the booing, but it's like we're not even allowed to question Price's place in the organization or his performance at all. It's like arguing with the RDS that it's ok to have a non-franco Quebecer as captain. Either us laymen are missing something crucial or the world is mad. MAD I TELL YOU!
ie. This very site mocked Halak's dismal debut for the Blues the day before Price's own debut. Yet it's out of bounds to talk about the latter. Just sayin'.
5) Fuck y'all! GYFHG!
i realize i'm drunk (1:17 after 5 à 7 begins, that's about average) but is orangeman insulting me? i assure you o'man anything i write is not truthful. i'm in it for laughs.
Oh 29, you'll know when I'm insulting you. Not that I ever would, I'm just saying there would be no confusion. Just ask my past students. Or better yet, their therapists.
No, I was just drawing attention to the fact that discussing goalies', hell every hockey players', performances is part of being a sports fan.
Now to get my drink on. Expecting two sisters, one brother-in-law, one baby neice who just started talking/screaming and a loud and obnoxious dog for the weekend.
Better make that a double.
whew. thanks o'man. cheers to you!
let's rip Alex Auld together
"let's rip Alex Auld together" does not sound like I wanted it to sound. NTTAWWT
I caught shit from the friggin managing partner today because I was less than positive about Price on CBC yesterday (and, natch, he heard me in my WORST. BIT. EVER.)
I fucking give up.
@marcintouch - I actually liked your letter to the editor and I have very much enjoyed your posts in the commentariat. And I love the fact that someone else out there uses the term "Angryphone". Heh.
@moe - stellar parody as always. 'tis the preseason, though - save that shit for the real deal!! :)
Cheers 29. Why would I log on to a site just to insult the author? What am I a Philthy Philly Phan? A Pathetic Pens Pan? A Boorish Bruins Ban? A Laughable Leafs Lan? A...ok, you get the point. That double sure did hit the spot....in my brain that controls sensible discourse.
this is my first time watching RIS coverage of a hockey game. these cuts to the studio desk are making me nauseous
1-0 Sens. Alex Auld is no better than TFS. not that the D was any help
Thx kidz.
LG, just blowin' (easy oman) the dust out as I'll likely never do another Kansas tune, ever.
PFK!
I just want to know one thing, I've heard (and read) both the words hate and loathe when it comes to Carey Price. Please somebody explain to me why anyone would feel that way about him. WTF did he ever do? I really can't get my head around that.
SCORING SUMMARY
1st Period 04:17 OTT Mike Fisher Wrist Shot - Assists: A. Kovalev & P. Regin 12:57 MTL P.K. Subban Slap Shot - Assists: S. Gomez & B. Gionta 2nd PeriodNONE
PENALTY SUMMARY
1st Period 05:47OTT Cody Bass served by Colin Greening : Cross checking - 2 min 05:47OTT Cody Bass : Fighting (maj) - 5 min 05:47MTL Ian Schultz : Fighting (maj) - 5 min 13:24OTT Craig Schira : Hooking - 2 min 18:52OTT Eric Gryba : Fighting (maj) - 5 min 18:52MTL Ryan White : Fighting (maj) - 5 min 2nd Period 01:08MTL P.K. Subban : Tripping - 2 min 05:36MTL Ian Schultz : Hooking - 2 min
SHOTS ON GOAL
Big Tits!
Blogger is pissing me off BTW.
Just stuffing my piggy face with a small piece of filet mignon, sauteed 'shrooms and baked potato. Bliss.
Ordered CHinese food tonight.
Gave my kids their new iPod Touch 64Gb. Apple Store online, 3 days click to door! I'm good as gold til' XMas.
DarCHe!
Pants.
Hey my brother just scored a bunch of goals with Darche in NHL11.
Listening to the game on CJAD is hectic. They keep switching between hockey and football. I could almost swear I heard Calvillo brings the puck all the way down the ice. Time for a drink, then it'll all make sense.
Bell Center is more chillax tonight. Guess the maniacs crawled back under their rocks. That or the rain washed them all away.
Seems like they also passed out uppers at the door. I mean, they just broke out into an Ole chant for a freakin' preseason game. I'll never understand.
Boyd!
SCORING SUMMARY
1st Period 04:17 OTT Mike Fisher Wrist Shot - Assists: A. Kovalev & P. Regin 12:57 MTL P.K. Subban Slap Shot - Assists: S. Gomez & B. Gionta 2nd Period 10:50 MTL Andrei Kostitsyn Wrist Shot - Assists: none 15:50 MTL PPG - Mathieu Darche Wrist Shot - Assists: D. Desharnais & M. Carle 18:40 OTT Ryan Keller Wrist Shot - Assists: C. Locke & E. Condra 3rd Period 11:55 MTL Dustin Boyd Tip-In - Assists: R. White & A. Henry
PENALTY SUMMARY
1st Period 05:47OTT Cody Bass served by Colin Greening : Cross checking - 2 min 05:47OTT Cody Bass : Fighting (maj) - 5 min 05:47MTL Ian Schultz : Fighting (maj) - 5 min 13:24OTT Craig Schira : Hooking - 2 min 18:52OTT Eric Gryba : Fighting (maj) - 5 min 18:52MTL Ryan White : Fighting (maj) - 5 min 2nd Period 01:08MTL P.K. Subban : Tripping - 2 min 05:36MTL Ian Schultz : Hooking - 2 min 06:42OTT Mike Fisher : Interference - 2 min 13:55OTT Geoff Kinrade : Holding - 2 min 16:24MTL Ryan O'Byrne : Hooking - 2 min 3rd Period 09:25OTT Kaspars Daugavins : Tripping - 2 min 15:16MTL Alex Henry : Roughing - 2 min 17:29MTL P.K. Subban : Holding - 2 min
SHOTS ON GOAL
1st2nd3rdTOTT › 5 16 10 31 MTL › 12 6 10 28
GOALIES
GoalieTotalTOIOTT › 33 - P. Leclaire24 - 28 57:35MTL › 35 - A. Auld11 - 12 29:38MTL › 65 - R. Mayer18 - 19 30:22
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