Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Funktastic Summer! ~ babes, ice cream, fresh tomatoes? I need a FuckinHockeyFix

Feel like CHompin' on a puck? Miss the sweet, salty smell of your favourite jock? Tired of Googlin' for PatCHes in a tuxedo pics? Still bringing up bile over the sham Broons Stanley Cup 'win'? Didn't dump your RIMM stock fast enough to buy gold or better yet Apple? The wait ain't over. Still a few weeks before some serious hockey talk and some fun puck news but never, ever forget that we have the fabulous J.T., the informative Arpon and of course the never ending stream of leaf, laughs.
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For Steve.
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Nice scarf, NTTIAWWT. Oh and Dr. Fuckface Recchi.
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Its tomato season!
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Parliament that doesn't suck.
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Beam me back to California for this...
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... and this
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G Y F H G !

15 comments:

Young HF29 said...

funking pucktastic!

got some awesome heirloom tomatoes from the organic farm near the family cottage this past weekend.

that is all

moeman said...

@29 "got some awesome heirloom tomatoes from the organic farm near the family cottage this past weekend"

Thats a lot of FHFunky innuendo!

Steve said...

i LOVE how her silluotie makes a heart shape.

Steve said...

Some context on Steve Jobs saucer. Apple has 3000 people working across the street, this baby holds 13000. Apple is building robotic hookers, thats the only explanation.

Steve said...

The robotic hooker will be the end of humankind. Just saying NTTIAWWT

Young HF29 said...

FINALLY robotic hookers. these flesh versions are fighting back too much

Steve said...

@29 Do not get too excited they both charge. And you thought AIDS was bad, just wait until you get one with the STUNET virus.

Mr. natural said...

OMG OMG OMG! Robotic Hookers, *sniff* Thank you science.

@Steve, ya that heart shape is awesome.

Mr. natural said...

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=374016

Comments plz...

Steve said...

@Mr Natural , its a fucking start but this/these idea's is comming from Toronto so it is probably shit.

Steve said...

Here is a rule change I would like to see.

" When Boston is the away team the home team can wear brass knuckles and put spikes on their hockey sticks, and the fans can pour beer on the away team bench."

Young HF29 said...

oooh, shallower nets by 4 inches. that'll change the game

Steve said...

@29 actually its very important to Montreal, one of the problems that Horsecock has had is getting around the net due to his drag factor, this should help.

moeman said...

Tell your leaf fan friends to fuck off and die;

CBC to air 22 Winnipeg Jets games during marquee 'Hockey Night in Canada'


2011-08-18 16:18:00

TORONTO - The reborn Winnipeg Jets have bolstered the broadcast schedule for CBC's "Hockey Night in Canada."

The public broadcaster released its television schedule Thursday, which includes 22 Jets games.

That's the third most broadcasted games of one team. Only the ratings powerhouse Montreal Canadiens (28) and shilled Toronto Maple Leafs (26) appear more times on CBC during the upcoming season.

Rounding out the Canadian teams on CBC are the Ottawa Senators (20), Stanley Cup finalists the Vancouver Canucks (17), the Edmonton Oilers (13) and Calgary Flames (12).

Number31 said...

No way I watch another game on CBC. Well maybe the late game on Saturday night... I need to mock the Canucks. But it doesn't mean I can't mute it.

See the video of Yemelin skating around Brossard? Dude can fly. He looks happy on a smaller surface. Spin-o-rama too!

October? No? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz