I got something, hockey related, FHF related, who does not like a blow job story especially when it takes place in a COCKPIT. It right out of the Game of Thrones, which BTW I liked the show so much I bought the books.
@L Dude- you nailed it Zero Losses, Montreal will not lose a game all year and only one in the playoffs when the Broons poison the whole team with bad NSFW poutine.
This just in, Gomez traded to Cathay Pacific for one pixilated stewardess. Chocula said " we want to make sure everyone is up for the game, and she seems to know her way around the COCKPIT that is a athletic dressing rooom"
well fuck all of you for breaking 29' heart. In between loosing all his money invested in Bank of America and not being able to leave the city due to the risk of a couple of tons of concrete falling on his head or opening a pathway to the St Lawrence. He puts his heart out every two or three days and all he gets back is me, he deserves much more, I was thinking are any of you stewardess?
You made me low, I had to bring out the crawling over the 5 kilometers of broken glass to suck off the last guy who fucked her senario, and 29 when you have the pictures of you and Bar I will need booze acid and more but I might consider it.
Had skill coming out the yingyang but the heart of a squirrel. The only thing really wrong with him now is he is old and slow. The 1 out of 4 games effort never changed , you knew what you were getting.
I'll bet Jagr is a monumental flop in Phuckin' Philthy for the same reason. Too old and slow.
August is winding down, the Goat will soon be coming out of summer hibernation, seeking new sources of vegetation.
I have had a long conversation with the Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he tells me the world will change Tonie in a good way. Not that Mexicant should make sure he is wearing a seatbelt and not driving over bridges and under tunnels, no something wonderful, wait for it.
Hey Steve, does the GFSM know anything about the abduction of the FHFs? 2 days, no posts.
How about Kovy's FUCK YOU to Ottawa? I liked it. I've applied for official Ottawa Senator journalist status. I can fit a LOT of beer into my carry on. Party on a plane, cockpit, etc. I don't know who the fuck's on the team, but Kovy says that's the norm so i feel good about my chances.
I'm starting to grow mold from all the fucking rain in halifax.
Just waiting patiently for the shocking mexicant trade. Gonna be a good day.
Think I'll go finish season 1 of Camelot. A bit of skin makes it worth watching.
I miss Kovy. A more entertaining character than any of the bores on this squad. I like Gionta but he makes me yawn.
It is extremely difficult to build a Stanley Cup-winning team, and some franchise in a hopeless market should realize that marketing sells more tickets more easily than the very difficult task of building a contender. The team president in Phoenix should tell his GM to build team trainwreck - unite all the dressing-room cancers from across the league and just pour the vomit out on the ice every night. I'd buy the official jersey of that team, for realz. Get Emery, Avery, Little Tits, Zherdev, etc. and run it.
@Oleg Petrov, good point regarding marketing vs. championship building. Montreal has the easiest task of all when it comes to marketing. They can live off their history for decades to come. They certainly aren't anywhere near competing for a championship as presently constructed. Not with a little girl and a turnover machine as their #1 and 2 centers.
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I got nothing.
No Rick Vaive pee pants stories, no NHL franchise of the verge of failing stories, no Sean Avery material, nothing.
I got something, hockey related, FHF related, who does not like a blow job story especially when it takes place in a COCKPIT. It right out of the Game of Thrones, which BTW I liked the show so much I bought the books.
I've been here infrequently at best since May. Just wondering if the only obvious question has been asked and answered by the FHF jury?
With Buddha backing up Jesus Price, will the Habs lose a game this year?
Go August, go. Please. Stupid rain.
@L Dude- you nailed it Zero Losses, Montreal will not lose a game all year and only one in the playoffs when the Broons poison the whole team with bad NSFW poutine.
@Orangeman, welcome back, Montreal has missed you!
This just in, Gomez traded to Cathay Pacific for one pixilated stewardess.
Chocula said " we want to make sure everyone is up for the game, and she seems to know her way around the COCKPIT that is a athletic dressing rooom"
well fuck all of you for breaking 29' heart. In between loosing all his money invested in Bank of America and not being able to leave the city due to the risk of a couple of tons of concrete falling on his head or opening a pathway to the St Lawrence.
He puts his heart out every two or three days and all he gets back is me, he deserves much more, I was thinking are any of you stewardess?
You made me low, I had to bring out the crawling over the 5 kilometers of broken glass to suck off the last guy who fucked her senario, and 29 when you have the pictures of you and Bar I will need booze acid and more but I might consider it.
Fucking useless Gomez.
Three more years of fucking turnovers and no back checking.
Might as well have a manaquin on the ice as that useless twit.
How's that Steve?
@Maritimer, an oasis of pontification in a dessert of notions
@Steve, yep, preaching to the choir here.
Ron Wilson's back! (The good one).
Enough with this fucking summer already! Get the hockey helmets on for fucks sakes!
BROONS SUCK! leaf SUCKS MORE!
Cube is doing some good! Kudos to him...
Still nothing?
What about all the Kovalev controversy?
Had skill coming out the yingyang but the heart of a squirrel. The only thing really wrong with him now is he is old and slow. The 1 out of 4 games effort never changed , you knew what you were getting.
I'll bet Jagr is a monumental flop in Phuckin' Philthy for the same reason. Too old and slow.
August is winding down, the Goat will soon be coming out of summer hibernation, seeking new sources of vegetation.
Shaved Ape Yada Yada Yada
I have had a long conversation with the Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he tells me the world will change Tonie in a good way. Not that Mexicant should make sure he is wearing a seatbelt and not driving over bridges and under tunnels, no something wonderful, wait for it.
Hey Steve, does the GFSM know anything about the abduction of the FHFs? 2 days, no posts.
How about Kovy's FUCK YOU to Ottawa? I liked it. I've applied for official Ottawa Senator journalist status. I can fit a LOT of beer into my carry on. Party on a plane, cockpit, etc. I don't know who the fuck's on the team, but Kovy says that's the norm so i feel good about my chances.
I'm starting to grow mold from all the fucking rain in halifax.
Just waiting patiently for the shocking mexicant trade. Gonna be a good day.
Think I'll go finish season 1 of Camelot. A bit of skin makes it worth watching.
@L Dude, you want skin, watch Spartacus, Blood and Sand, best damn TV show I have watched in decades! Lots of Lucy Lawless topless.
Too bad Andy Whitfield got sick, I thought he was really good as Spartacus.
@L Dude, do not have all the details but GFSM says something to do with werepanthers.
I miss Kovy. A more entertaining character than any of the bores on this squad. I like Gionta but he makes me yawn.
It is extremely difficult to build a Stanley Cup-winning team, and some franchise in a hopeless market should realize that marketing sells more tickets more easily than the very difficult task of building a contender. The team president in Phoenix should tell his GM to build team trainwreck - unite all the dressing-room cancers from across the league and just pour the vomit out on the ice every night. I'd buy the official jersey of that team, for realz. Get Emery, Avery, Little Tits, Zherdev, etc. and run it.
@Oleg Petrov, good point regarding marketing vs. championship building. Montreal has the easiest task of all when it comes to marketing. They can live off their history for decades to come. They certainly aren't anywhere near competing for a championship as presently constructed. Not with a little girl and a turnover machine as their #1 and 2 centers.
Jacques Martin is gonna LOOOOOVE him / Jacques Martin va l'aimer en crisse!
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