Sexy Friday is going in for its pre-season physical

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of Scarlett Johansson nude photos...

• It's time! Habs report for physicals today and actual camp starts tomorrow. You can feel hockey in the air, and it's not just the fact we froze our ass off last night;
• Puck Daddy's previews have arrived at the Habs. It seems relatively fair and accurate, which is a surprise. But for the love of God don't read the comments. Remember the old Puck Daddy Comment of the Day feature we had around here once? Well, we can't pass up this one: "Leafs are gonna kick their @#$% and finish ahead. Montreal will be fighting for 8th. Price won't play as well as last year. Leafs will get 6th or 7th.";
• Leafs sign Luke Schenn to a five-year deal, Tronna plans a series of parades;
• Finnish Flash signs on for another year with the Ducks;
• The Dallas Stars are bankrupt and being sold. Another successful Southern franchise;
• Tweet this bitCHes - the NHL has a new social media policy, and it means there won't be any Tweeting from the locker room;
• Habs TV has a cute new host(ess);
• Here's a video of some amazing pole dancing, for no reason;
• Kate Upton goes to football games too. Could she be any more perfect?
• Some yutz named Allen Mendelsohn has a new blog. We bet that's the last we hear from him.

We're turning over the video section of Sexy Friday to the ladies today, but don't worry, everyone will like it. Do you enjoy handsome young defensemen of African descent showering and working out? Then we have the video for you! It's really just perfect, except for the fact it's filmed in Toronto. Happy Sexy Friday everyone.