October is made of bountiful beer, bodacious babes
and a busload of Bleu, Blanc et Rouge Boys
bound for some bonding, in Colingwood.
Buh bye boring and bleu pre-season,
hellloooo Habs (can I still type that?) hockey!
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Bleedin' for your BBRethren = sign Gorgeous Josh long term, now!
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Front of da bus for our beautiful boy. PFK! is gonna fuck up
don cherry's and mike richards' racist shit this year.
Man, I'm gonna man up and just say it, I love this PFKid!
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Gratuitous Gina Gershon gushing, gosh darn g(oogling).
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ryan malone, headless breast shot.
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ron mclame (with beer & air guitar), sagging breast shot.
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Can you guess that I cleaned up the garden today?
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Fuck you, you leaf, how does it feel like to get punched in the face?
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Word is Phil Kessel gained a bit of weight this summer. Nice beard.
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Gratuitous Kate Upton pic. Sometimes, words fail me.
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My seasonal message to hnic.
~ The Ends ~
G Y F H G !
34 comments:
Cant wait for hockey and I was delighted to find I can now get OTA HD CBC French, which means Habs instead of Laffs. Laff land is in full panic mold, been in panic mode so long its moldy. No goalie, no offense, no defense, other than that they are a up and comming AHL team. Fuck you Burka.
GYGHG and please give the extention to PFK, I dont want to see him holding out like a greedy fuckface drew doughty for 7mil and fucking the team up instead of jelling.
I love how disgusted Jorje looked at Malone once he was done supplexing him.
An updated how do you like me now, featuring PFK and a very rare Mexicant assist.
IMHO worthy of being on the main page.
There is nothing gratuitous about any Gina Gershon pic
Please tell me that McLame shot is 'shopped. I can not live with the notion that I have gazed at his man boobs.
After the last Tampa trouncing, waiting 4 days (FOUR DAYS!!!) for the glorious resurgence to commence almost seems longer the the entire summer. GYFHG!!!
Lets take a poll, who will douCH$harke give the assist to this game. I am going to say the Mexicant, because I think he is the only CH center who has not got a pass.
Blob doesn't think that Malone fucktard will be suspended. Cause you know, that kind of stuff is OK.
If Malone is not suspended, then I believe there is a conspiracy against the Habs.
Looks like it's open season on hits to the Habs heads. If I was PG or Geoff Molson I'd be screaming blue murder at the League office.
Oh wait, that's run by Jeremy Jacobs. Never mind. Keep your heads up guys. You will get no help from ShanaBan.
PHuck!
Phaneuf gets away with it 'cause he plays in the cotU and Malone gets away with it because it's against a Hab!?!!!
I was getting my hopes up for ShanaBan, what an idiot I am....
Someone get all out all of your old Ken dolls, sew up tiny CH uniforms for them, rip off their heads and lay them in ketchup on the ice, that is Buttmans vision of Hockey in Montreal.
To Four Habs Fans regulars, the Maritimer is making a pilgrimage to the Mecca of Hockey, Montreal. I will arrive on Saturday, October 22nd and that night the fucking leaf is in town. I will be watching that game in a bar, presumably Hurley's since that seems to be frequented by some FHFer's. I am going to the Monday night game vs. the Florida Panthers, I have my tickets for that game. So, Saturday night if anyone wants to join me for a drink they are welcome. I'm not an alcoholic or a pervert, so you will be safe. I'm bringing my laptop and will advise when I get there. I'm sure there will fellow Habs fans in attendance regardless but it would be fun to talk to some of the fine folks who frequent this blog.
Cheers!
I'm not an alcoholic or a pervert
well now my interest in meeting you Maritimer has dropped significantly
OMFG Is there official word that Shanahan is declaring this a legal hit??????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I'm Clarke MacArthur, I'm pissed.
What's the matter... ShanaBan tired already?
@maritimer, I was GOING TO try and meet you but since you're not perverted I will have to bring along one of my pedophile friends.
Also please note, you will not be safe with me and I am an alcoholic.
Hope to see you then, I will be easy to spot wearing a pair of Habs underwear ....on my head.
That is all!
Mr. n
@Maritimer, I am dissapointed does this mean you dont have any drunken Lobster sex stories?
Hot prospect, Amanda Knox, she kinda hot, but better still it would be very close to prison sex.
@Steve, I likeee. Lobster sex sounds kinky, just no masturbation, if there is any involved I will just watch.
Sooo it's a good thing that Campoli didn't get suspended for blatenly smashing his head on the fucktard Malone's shoulder. Wow that was a close one .... so much for Shanahan ...
@Mr Natural, dont want to give away the farm, but the lobster dies.
And as an equal opportunity scout, here is a hot guy for the ladies, an old fashioned type, looking for trade to the Laffs. He certainly belongs on a team whose gameplan is to pray.
@Mr. natural, I'm not an alcoholic but I'll try to keep up. As for what I'll be wearing, something Habby.
@Steve, let's see, as far as I know, female lobsters carry their eggs on the outside of their shells and the males have to mcsplooge on them, I don't know if masturbation is required or if it's spontaneous. My father used to catch them and I did when I was younger. I never saw them having sex.
CONSPIRACY - CONSPIRACY - CONSPIRACY!
FUCK SHANAHAN, FUCK BUTTFACE, FUCK COLLINS, THE BROONS.
Careful, Habs going forward, skate with heads up at all times.
@Maritimer, you take the meat out of the tail and you know just saying
Breaking News
Shitahan will be releasing a video explaining the Malone decision.
Stevie Y. puts in a good word to his buddy/former teammate Shanahan and voila: Malone gets off scott free. Sound familiar?
The NHL has opened Pandora's box, and it will make you face numb.
According to schmeklund;
"Montreal: Carey Price will finally get the recognition and win the Hart Trophy and the Habs offense will be "better" bolstered by a breakout season from by Max Pacioretty. PK Subban will also start to draw attention for the Norris and the NHL will finally get behind the guy as one of the most intriguing and interesting stars the league has ever seen. PK is hands down the best interview in the game today, and he will start to draw more favorable coverage for his exuberance than for a perceived lack of respect for veterans."
HAPPY OCTOBER!!!! WOOO! FUCK YEAH. HOCKEY!!!
One wonders why one of the league's consistent top revenue earning teams is SO FUCKING HATED by said league. I guess knowing is half the battle. Just adopt that Josh Gorges toughness attitude and soldier on (assuming you know, your head is still attached to your body, or be zombiehabs...whatever it takes). Our Habbies have the character to power through this shit. Even the Mexican't CAN "cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good". What a great lyric.
GOYOUFUCKINGHABSGO!
BTW, I freely admit to having a man crush on PFK. Which is double creepy since I'm twice his age. But whatev. I♥PFK! WOO! It's great to be back.
LD
@L Dude If you crush on PFK, then I can only crush on you! For that matter, anyone who crushes on a Hab...well...you get it.
@L D, I know the Candy Man Can,Cause he mixes with goals which makes CUP CVome Home
@the martimer I would love nothing more than to meet someone other than my former in-laws who say arsses as opposed to asses (and they even don't come from "down home" as my childhood friend used to say) I hope I can make it when you're in our Great City...it really is, don't let the fucking separatist BS portray what this city can offer (fuck they should hire me to promote it)? Tell ,me, do you do laundry? Do you warsh or wash? either way, depending on Shitahan, the warsh (wash) load is clean or dirty, unless you're a HAB's fan , it's a clean hit. FUCK you SHITAHAN!
Sad to see you go. Truly enjoyed your blog. Stay well.
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