Tweet this bitCHes for 05/12

Yemelin! Yemelin! Yemelin! Jagr! Good piece from Brunt. #getoutthereitsgorgeous

Tweet this bitCHes for 05/11

Sharks near collapse, Lous Leblanc! out 4-6 mos., no Jets (for now). #LG77takesgoodpicturesattheBell

Tweet this bitCHes for 05/10

The Canucks in the Western Finals, do we have to root for Canadian team? #fuckno

Tweet this bitCHes for 05/09

Wings staying alive, Bulldogs going to Game 7, famous depressed Habs fan. #seanaveryisalwaysinteresting

Tweet this bitCHes works on the weekend unlike TMS that lazy fuck

You suck PHucktards. The East was the Habs' for the taking. Sigh. Wings still breathing; shootout, eh? #saturdayssuckwithoutahabsgame

The first Sexy Friday Tweet this, bitCHes will allow you to spend less time reading, more time doing other things

Nucks looking good, Leonsis letter 2 fans, Maxim 100 totally outdated, Padmmmma, Brooklyn bikinis. #kateuptonbikinividsnevergetold

Tweet this bitCHes for 05/05

Buh-bye Bruce B, PHucktards blow, Sharks in OT, Vodkov contract? and Bulldogs lose. #sickoffuckingrain

Tweet this bitCHes for 05/04

Caps falling apart, Kesler the OT man, crazy Bulldogs game. #fuckingrain514

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TMS is now 140 characters or less: Die Bs Die, Fuck Southern Ontario, Giant tweets. #we'refuckinglazy

The Morning Skate for Monday, May 2nd

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of some revenge for 9/11 victims...

• Vinny! OT! Bolts 2, Caps 1. Are we supposed to be rooting for Habs South now?
• The Sharks take care of their second game at home and beat the Wings 2-1;
• Jack Todd likes The Goat;
• Speaking of the Goat, here's notes on his post-mortem;
• In case you missed it from the comments over the dark period of last week, here's Puck Daddy's (technically Days of Y'Orr's) Habs Eulogy.

Oh hello there. Hope you're well. You may have noticed we've turned the lights back on as we try to drag ourselves out of the abyss. T'ain't easy. This is the annual "don't go anywhere over the off-season" message from FHF. No doubt we'll find some filler crap for you with all the tits and meth jokes you've come to love, though maybe not every day 'cause we're really fucking lazy. We think moeman has a season review in the works, and after that we've got, uh, the draft in June? Anyway we're not going anywhere, though you may have some more time to do other things. Like go outside. Now get out there and vote for Steve.