Rookies ~ You gotta luv em'

Spring is in the air, um wait a sec., Summer is almost over! FHFuck!

Lots of youngsters showing up for rookie camp,

Fall can't be too far and yes, Habs hockey is soon upon us.

I can almost taste the FHFree ice cream! (for any new FHFers,

just make sure to post lots of comments to get a lick).

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J.T.'s fun take on rookie camp.

DDD does daily duty describing debutantes.

25Stanley thinks LouisLouis will be tenderized.

Ms. Universe 2011 rookie camp news/pics.

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Rookie FHFers, press some flesh.

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Not so much a rookie band but a great free fucking PJ song titled Olé!

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Hep cat hype and some pretty hep Habs cats.

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Remember being a rookie Chef?

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The End

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GYFHG!

Hockey! Habs!

The first grainy video of rookie camp. We have no idea what's going on, who's who, or anything. But it's hockey.

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ROOKIE CAMP FUCK AND YES. #it(sorta)begins

(lap dance to orangeman for the photo link. via)

Sexy Friday will whip you into shape for the season

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of Candice Swanepoel in multiple lingerie costumes...

• Rookie camp is a mere THREE DAYS away! Here's the full lineup. It includes players I've heard of! I AM EXCITED. I just came, and it's not just Kate up there;
• TSN will have 30 games of Habs regional coverage this year for you folks who have Bell or Shaw. The 90% of Habs fans with Vidéotron, not so much;
• Players don't want to go to the KHL now. Big surprise;
• Plump 'n juicy Kyle Wellwood is going to Winnipeg;
• Milan Lucic had an altercation with his girlfriend. Or he didn't;
• For the ladies today, Glamour mag puts together a super-celebrity out of 15 celebrity body parts. When will you women stop objectifying us men like that?

You would not believe what kind of videos you get when you search for "whipping." Well, maybe you would. NSFW wouldn't begin to describe it. So you'll have to settle for this vid from Agent Provocateur I found. They are putting Victoria's Secret vids to shame. Happy Sexy Friday everyone.

Happy Birthday Rogie Vachon

I know it's his birthday because it's also mine. Me, Rogie and Pink. I think I'm the most famous one. This video is all kinds of awesome. Well except for Leafs scoring. But even I cannot deny the awesomeness of the Mike Palmateer mask at the end.

/returns to hangover (these might help)

Sidney Press Conference Preview and Open Thread

Today at 12:30, Sid the Kid will address the media in Pittsburgh to talk about his health. It is the most important press conference in the history of the universe. Not to make light of concussions, especially given a certain #67, but the hype TSN is building to this thing is a little much. Especially given we can predict the bottom line in one sentence: "I'll play when I'm ready." You may now skip the press conference.

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Jack Todd jumps on the anti-fighting bandwagon, PFK likes the Jews. #summerisover

Happy Labour Day

In honour of, we're being lazy and not working. Let someone else tweet.

Sexy Friday is flashing you

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of Minka Kelly flashing you...

• For the love of God, do not drive a boat while intoxicated, like Dustin Byfuglian. The cottage rule is that the hungover guy drives the boat because he can't drink anyway while his buddies dive into the cooler;
• The NHL and NHLPA are going to look into all this death business;
• Wanting to see the Habs play outdoors? Good luck with that. The best we can do is the Bulldogs hosting the Marlies at Ivor Wynne Stadium, hopefully before it collapses, as it's being rebuilt;
• The Canadiens Magazine interviewed Pedro Martinez, because he's the first thing you think of when you think of the Habs. I keed, it's actually got some juicy nuggets, though frustrating for 'spos fans;
• Free weed!
• For you ladies today, Ryan Reynolds is flashing you his pecs and abs.

We close today not with Victoria's Secret for a change, but rival lingerie company Agent Provocateur. It features everyone's favorite crazy pair of tits from Boardwalk Empire (new season starts September 25th, w00t!), Paz de la Huerta, flashing you. ¡Caliente! Happy Sexy Friday everyone. (via)

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Bell ice is down, countdown clock is up, Belak and Savard each tragic in their own way. #dontletyourkidbeanenforcer