Sexy Morning Sherwood™ ~ Viva Italia!

Bella, Bella, Bella!

None shaped like a boot?

For the FHFemmes (and Steve).

Mangiare!

Mangiare!

We miss hockey (but not beer and babes)

Oh hello! 29 here with some late(r) night checking in to see if you're all alive out there. As it is evening, I will be as verbose as I am brief in the morning to make a single point. I was just loitering around chez 29 when N31 commented a link which is awesome and that I actually had seen a while ago. So lap dance to you 31 for reminding me of this young PFK pic they have over there which I had been meaning to post. And allegedly the kid to his right is Steven Stamkos. But what do I know, all them white folk look alike to me.

Then while loitering around chez 29 and digging up the PFK pic I realized how JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS THE DEAD, AND I MEAN DEAD, MIDDLE OF THE OFF-SEASON. WE ARE TOTALLY FUCKED PEOPLE FOR THE NEXT MONTH (AT LEAST) NOTHING, AND I MEAN NOTHING, IS GOING TO BE GOING ON. FUCK ME. I HATE BASEBALL.

That is all.

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Sorry, didn't keep my promise to update. Blame the beer.  ~ moeman

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Als lose. Hey, we've got to report on something between now and September. #thxmoeforthemorningsherwoodlastweekdontworrykidsitwillbeback

Final piece of Stanley Cup Puzzle in place

Lap dance to random anonymous in the last very sexywoody post who alerted us to the fact that the Twitters are abuzz that Josh Gorges has signed a 1 year, $2.5 million deal. TSN has confirmed its own reporter's tweet, so I'm sure it's true. That leaves zero players unsigned, and thus a full roster (give or take a few knees) set to go. PLAN THE FUCKING PARADE BITCHES.

Sexy Morning Sherwood™ ~ R U Ready 4 some news ?

Happy TFS you hot & sticky FHFers.

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R U Ready for some rodeo? ~ TFS™ is.

R U Ready for some football? ~ NFL™ is. (CHeerleaders!)

R U Ready for some Aliens? ~ These cowboys are.

R U Ready for some grillin'? ~ Great new foodie & drinkie site.

R U Ready for more sexy Friday? ~ I knew you were. More, um better, NsFwL here.

R U Ready for some Éric Colé? ~ I know the pic above isn't related. Sue me, cowgirl style. Bonus, I found a pic of 29 riding a horse ... OK, so he had to blow it (up) first. NTTIAWWT.

R U Ready for the (as)sign-off pic? ~ I knew you were. Have a great weekend FHFers. Stay hot. Stay sticky. Stay sexy. Yeehaw!

Morning Sherwood™ ~ Hot! Hot!! Hot!!! news

Hot enough for ya?

Turn the AC(DC) up, take your pants! off and surf the news.

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Crack, Boom, Bang ~ Stevie Y. signs Stevie S., who says lightning doesn't strike, in Toronto. Suck it leaf fans.

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Flash! ~ 9.5M iPads sold last quarter still don't run it. Apple numbers roar.

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Light up the sky ~ Deck painted, check. Gutters cleared, check. 29 seen hanging colourful lanterns on the patio. Will he be the first to dance?

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Pasta salads are good for you. This one is tasty.

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Esther reports that our boy CHip is a Yote. Kyle, they say its a dry heat.

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You'd think it was colder there but lots of hot things in Russia.

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Morning Sherwood™ ~ Stuff that'll get a rise out of you

Good morning FHFers. How's the summer goin' for ya?

Our trusted (except when it comes to fine print ice cream offers)

FHFriend 29 is off somewhere painting a deck.

Lucky for us he isn't a CHeap Trick roadie.

Congrats to the Japanese Women's World Cup CHamps.

2015's version will be played in 6 Canadian cities.

Hope I'm still Solo by then.

The Stanley Cup wanted nothing of ugly Fuckface Horton.

Wonder if his wife is related to Jacques Plante?

Speaking of tomatoes, made these, on the BBQ.

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29, have the beer after painting

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Colé, olé, olé (find a better nickname bitCHes).

Arpon meet Erik.

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The Morning Skate for Sexy Friday, July 15th

Your Kate Upton quota for the week has some bonus babes. via

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of Victoria's Secret models in spandex...

• "Le but des Canadiens marqué par le numéro soixante-douze... Canadiens' goal scored by number 72... Eric Cole";
• Speaking of numbers, Double D has changed his;
• Goodbye Pierre McSplooge, hello Pierre The (Hash) Brownie;
• Since there's really no actual hockey to speak of, here's one of the best Deadspin posts in a long long time; gonzo journalism about LSD and baseball. Look for the FHF post next week where we take a lot of meth to try and recreate, uh, the night we took a lot of meth;
• Or a True Blood recap written by some schumck.

More Victoria's Secret models + swimsuits = 'nuff said. Happy Sexy Friday everyone.

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...#whenthetodayshowisourbiggestnewssigh