Thank Ya, Thank Ya Very muCH, Fat Elvis has left the building Preview

Are You Lonesome Tonight? If so, grab the significant other, or nearest ovenmitt, some peanut butter and banana sammiCHes, a few pops and plop your self down on the couCH for some exciting 3D action. Little Sister, cut that out and just watCH the game.

Direct from Toronto's Heartbreak Hotel, the ACC aka CBC HQ, our Montréal Canadiens play the All Shooked Up Leafs. Will cherry be wearing a Blue Swede Suit? meh, all I need from Crotch's Corner is A Little Less CONversation.

It's Now or Never ~ Actually the game starts at 7pm, RDS, CBC, BELL TV, Rogers Digital Cable, Shaw Direct, Telus Optik TV and WhaTF!? Videotron? How long before you get some beer glasses Péladeau? BetCHa you're glad the Habs aren't wearing their Jailhouse Rock jerseys.

That's All Right says PleXXXe about last night's loss in Detroit Crock City. Habs are 18-9-2 (6-3-1), leaf 10-14-4 (3-6-1). Viva Las Vegas, bet da mortgage cuz Daddy needs him one of those large screen 3D TVs, oh wait …

Love Me Tender ~ Auld, leaf goalie (TBD).

Suspicious Minds ~ The Goat vs. The Bark. Martin vs. Wilson. Kirk vs. Keith. Habs win.

Don't Be Cruel ~ ACC fans, donate those wawfuls to a food bank, Colby says he prefers you toss filet mignon instead of your cookies.

(You're So $quare) Baby I Don't Care ~ Dou$harek hurt his finger.

Too many waffling leaf blogs to link just one so I'll point you to the most syrupy site where the buttery fanboy beat twit/writer james mirtle pancakes and pours it on, thick.

Return to Sender ~ ya think da Bs will take back Kessposito? da Rangers, Mex?

Can't Help Falling in Love with the Chicken, Eller, Moen.

Hunka, Hunka Burning Love ~ Grabovski, that little bitch is kinda hot. Habs are as good as some free Tutti Frutti meth-laced ice cream. Lots of goodness all mixed up.

Now GYFHG! win this one for the Colonel and There'll Be Peace in the Valley otherwise I'll be Crying in the CHapel if the Habs lose this one.

Baby, Let's Play House! ~ If you enjoyed this post wait until tomorrow when the FHFabulous LG77 is in the building!

Now where's my stash of kerCHiefs?
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In the ghetT.O.

As the December snow flies
On a cold, blue&white T.O. night
A poor little leaf fan is born
Leaf Nation grows to morn
in the ghetT.O.

and the leaf fan cried

The Tragically Hip did sing
about the Bill Barilko thing
Fifty mehsion Cap
the leaf are still crap
in the ghetT.O.

and the leaf fan cried

Pre 68 Keon was great
He had hair and flair
in black and white
Stanley Cup Parade
in the ghetT.O.

and the leaf fan cried

In 93 Wayne Gretzky
slashed Doug Gilmour he
While Kerry did not see
Buffed his lid with glee
in the ghetT.O.

and the leaf fan cried

Ken Dryden as President
Got free MLSE rent
But he couldn't bring
Bob Gainey as G.M.
to the ghetT.O.

and the leaf fan cried

JFJr he got all the blame
Unlike his Dad he had no fame
Along came belligerent Burke
Yeah it rhymes with pugnacious jerk
in the ghetT.O.

and the leaf fan cried

A Tiger Glassed singer
Raises his middle finger
In a fucking pathetic song
Where the lyrics are wrong
in the ghetT.O.

and the leaf fan cried

Should've bought HNICs theme
Your not my Canada's team
In the ratings the Habs are first
Tonight leaf'll be 3 Dimensionally worse
in the ghetT.O.

and the leaf fan cried

Champagne and sushi for two
Add a waffle to your Dion boo
Hey Mike Dou$harek
Fuck You
in the ghetT.O.

and don cherry cried