Monday, July 28, 2008

Habs Sign Sundin to 2-year, $17 Million Dollar Deal

*may not be true. Eklund, we can make shit up as well as you.

15 comments:

Jray said...

wow. u dicks

les_glorieux said...

WTF! I will no longer come to this site on a daily basis for legitimate Montreal Canadiens news!




Kidding! I never did. My heart actually skipped a beat though.

Anonymous said...

You unbelievable bastards... I screamed out loud! My staff now think I'm insane...

well moreso than usual.

Habs101 said...

I wonder if Matty's girl knows he once played for the Nodicks? Of course, that was before she was born.

I also wonder if she's interested in trying on some peasant before becoming Mrs. Moneybags?

So much to ponder....

Anonymous said...

Wow. That hurt.

In Afghanistan now, hoping to get some news about my Habs on the Sundin front.

I see this. Heart starts pacing fast. Joy is palpable.

Hopes quickly crushed.

Pricks.

Still love your blog, though -- despite the fact that whoever thought that one up is a wee bit of an asshole.

HabsFan29 said...

well my little joke seemed to work, but it was never meant to freak out people in Afghanistan, especially if they are there fighting (and I am not sure why anyone else with a Habs interest would be there, so that's what I am assuming).

so now I feel really bad, Anonymous, if that makes you feel any better

Jaredoflondon said...

eeeeeevil!

well played, well played.

Anonymous said...

Post a pic of a REALLY hot chick and all will be forgiven.

Down Goes Brown said...

Good stuff. I look forward to videos of your dog making predictions and an aborted attempt at a blogger contest.

eyebleaf said...

no

Topham said...

Need a little more effort to be as vague as Eklund though guys:

"On Sundin...Another source at this hour has informed me that he is hearing Montreal is NOT just competing against Vancouver, but also "a team that is NOT in the news currently regarding Mats."

Well, who saw that coming?"

– The Venerable (read: Venereal) Eklund


The art of saying nothing.

Habs101 said...

Hey, Eklund has the same photo of Mats. I think he may have a man-crush on you 29. He idolizes you. Or did he have it first and is it the other way around.

Chemmy said...

As a Leafs fan, I have to say I love and hate you guys equally.

HabsFan29 said...

@topham - +1

@habs101 - I NEVER go to Eklund's site anymore (refuse to help with his stats) so he stole from me, I guess. he never has an original thought, unless it's made up

Sean Zandberg said...

Haha! Classic! I wish I would have thought of this.... Good job!

Sundin ain't going to Montreal though. Fuck that. Is he going to take the captaincy away from Saku? He wants to be the leader of a competitive team and be a difference-maker.
Commence crying. :)