The Four Habs Fans are four Habs fans. Three are from Montreal, though one of those is now stuck in the middle of the Red Mile. The other somehow grew up a Habs fan in the middle of Ontario Cottage Country, and now lives in Hogtown. They are all lawyers, so they are opinionated, and may or may not be assholes. HabsFan29 and HabsFan4 used to share season tickets (in the whites, they're not rich lawyers) so they could see the Habs suck in the flesh. But now that the Habs may be good, we've given up the tix. We can't deal with success.
HabsFan4 pays tribute to one of the finest gentlemen to ever don a Canadiens sweater. His legacy as one of the pioneers of the Gangsta Rap movement has always been understated.
HabsFanForever33 aka Panger is a Montrealer in Exile currently residing mere blocks from the Red Mile, yet whose passion for all things Canadiens has only embiggened with distance. HFF33 worships at the altar of St. Patrick. Panger still gets chills recalling the moment he met the greatest goal-scorer of all time, The Rocket. HFF33 is a life-long Habs fan, except during the Houle-Tremblay Era, when Le Club de Hockey Canadiens was dead to Panger .
HabsFan10 grew up watching Le Demon Blond on Radio-Canada with his unilingual English Dad in a WASPy little town in Maple Leafs country, at least until the playoffs each year, when he got to hear Danny Gallivan and Dick Irvin because the Leafs played on opposite nights (if they made the playoffs at all). Rick Middleton and Cam Neely sometimes haunt his dreams. He thinks Thurso, Quebec should be declared a national historical site. If you aren't sure what the 10 in HF10 stands for, you're on the wrong site, buster.
15 comments:
wow. u dicks
WTF! I will no longer come to this site on a daily basis for legitimate Montreal Canadiens news!
Kidding! I never did. My heart actually skipped a beat though.
You unbelievable bastards... I screamed out loud! My staff now think I'm insane...
well moreso than usual.
I wonder if Matty's girl knows he once played for the Nodicks? Of course, that was before she was born.
I also wonder if she's interested in trying on some peasant before becoming Mrs. Moneybags?
So much to ponder....
Wow. That hurt.
In Afghanistan now, hoping to get some news about my Habs on the Sundin front.
I see this. Heart starts pacing fast. Joy is palpable.
Hopes quickly crushed.
Pricks.
Still love your blog, though -- despite the fact that whoever thought that one up is a wee bit of an asshole.
well my little joke seemed to work, but it was never meant to freak out people in Afghanistan, especially if they are there fighting (and I am not sure why anyone else with a Habs interest would be there, so that's what I am assuming).
so now I feel really bad, Anonymous, if that makes you feel any better
eeeeeevil!
well played, well played.
Post a pic of a REALLY hot chick and all will be forgiven.
Good stuff. I look forward to videos of your dog making predictions and an aborted attempt at a blogger contest.
no
Need a little more effort to be as vague as Eklund though guys:
"On Sundin...Another source at this hour has informed me that he is hearing Montreal is NOT just competing against Vancouver, but also "a team that is NOT in the news currently regarding Mats."
Well, who saw that coming?"
– The Venerable (read: Venereal) Eklund
The art of saying nothing.
Hey, Eklund has the same photo of Mats. I think he may have a man-crush on you 29. He idolizes you. Or did he have it first and is it the other way around.
As a Leafs fan, I have to say I love and hate you guys equally.
@topham - +1
@habs101 - I NEVER go to Eklund's site anymore (refuse to help with his stats) so he stole from me, I guess. he never has an original thought, unless it's made up
Haha! Classic! I wish I would have thought of this.... Good job!
Sundin ain't going to Montreal though. Fuck that. Is he going to take the captaincy away from Saku? He wants to be the leader of a competitive team and be a difference-maker.
Commence crying. :)
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