Saturday, April 04, 2009

I've dragged my ass out of bed early to try to keep this streak alive - Leafs Game Preview and Open Thread

Over a quarter million results for Marisa in Google Image search. The streak can go on for a while, knock wood.

Wake the fuck up motherfuckers! I can barely see for the hangover in my head but I've dragged my sorry ass to my laptop to try to replicate the conditions of the Game Day Skate. All in hopes of helping the Fucking Habs. Lots of East action last night, with the Panthers losing but the Flyers and the won't-go-away Sabres winning. Habs still in 7th.

I am not looking forward to this game tonight. Toronto has given us fits all year, and we need this one. Have you checked the schedule for the rest of the season? Four games in six nights with the Bruins and Pens in the mix. Blech. We need these two points tonight. Yeah yeah, I guess we need two points every night. STFU. Now let's set this baby up with the bullets:
  • 7 PM start at the ACC, of course it's on CBC;
  • Habs on a 4-0-1 run, while the Leafs have lost 3 of 4;
  • Leafs have taken 3 of 5 from the Habs this year, including the last one which was the bottom of the barrel for the Fucking Habs, spawning the post-game headline from me "Fuck this fucking team";
  • Let's check in with Pension Plan Puppets one last time;
  • Kovy, Koivu, Tangy, Markov, 'nuff said;
  • ZombiePleks, 'nuff said;
  • Good 'ol Grabs has 10 points over his last 6 games;
  • Any Leafs goalie is on the cold list, especially after getting embarrassed 8-5 last night;
  • It looks like Halak will go again. Rumour has Big Tits either not playing because of a cut sustained in the Isles game, or a healthy scratch because of sucking;
  • For your post-game adult entertainment, if you didn't follow the link yesterday from the greatest anonymous commentor ever who gave us the Marisa Miller nude video, you'll want to do it. You won't regret it.
Please hold off on your Leafs Suck comments until after the game. We don't want to jinx anything. Unless you're a Leafs fan, in which case go ahead.

219 comments:

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Young HF29 said...

just got in. at least saw the second half at a friend's house. you people are out of control with the bunnies. love it

LG i saw the Avery hit. fucking pathetic. he'll never change

im worried about Schneider and Markov. we need them. and seriously, Laraque, what is your fucking problem? someone runs our leading scorer and you're on the ice and you do nothing??? what's the fucking point of an enforcer who doesn't, you know, enforce?

Daniel Plainview said...

I just wish Avery would have hit him harder.

Young HF29 said...

hey can anyone even see these comments over 200? fucking Blogger

lawyergirl77 said...

Yup, I clickied on "newer". I'm a smart cookie, I am!

And W00t for getting over 200 posts!

Young HF29 said...

yay LG you found me! wake Mr LG up and tell him we won

lawyergirl77 said...

No, seriously - He's still fucking OUT! I can't believe it. Am watching all of the episodes of Dollhouse that I DVR'd over the past week. Woo hoo sole access to the TV!!

So, seriously - chicken wings on Monday for lunch?

Young HF29 said...

re lunch - have to check my Outlook at work

DOLLHOUSE!!! i'm insane for it since the last couple of episodes.

South Shore Hab said...

@ lg77

Heh, yeah. Avery is such a little shit... but Thomas goes nuts over freaking everything. On se calme, Tim... take a chill pill, I'm sure you can afford some now.


Really, really hoping Markov is okay and just shaken up. We can survive a few games without Schneider, but we're going nowhere without Markov. Liked Gorges on the PP, though - beautiful goal.

[sigh] Pleky, Pleky, Pleky... I hoped you'd stop playing like a little girl, and more like a man. But you've been more of a little bitch the past few games than anything else. Agitating is Max's job, yours is playmaking and scoring, in that order.

The shot off Gerber's head? Awesome. Deliberately running into him afterwards? Not so awesome, and I'm surprised Higgy's goal counted.


Heh. Word verification: panses.

Go panses!

lawyergirl77 said...

29 - fuck, you're way too busy and important!!

And re: Dollhouse, last Friday's episode was THE BOMB!! I'm totally loving this show... which means it's going to get cancelled. fuck.

Young HF29 said...

you're way too busy and important

SO not true

Fox will cancel Dollhouse of course. it's their way

Daniel Plainview said...

Bob said both players should be ready to go "next week" and that its nothing serious.

hopefully next week means by Monday.

lawyergirl77 said...

God, I hate the FUX network oh so much. Buffy and Angel kind of sucked their first season too, but they didn't get cancelled because of their promise... But that was many incarnations of Fux ago, so I doubt that they'll be as patient this time.

Young HF29 said...

Daniel I hope you're right. Ive got HI/O saying Markov went back to the dressing room under his own power and RDS.ca saying he needed help. quality journalism from one of them

Daniel Plainview said...

CBC claimed he went on his own and threw his stick. either way I hope it was all just precaution.

Van Hab said...

Really Really big sex on face.

Let's hope our defence hasn't been decimated, 'cause eleven million dollars worth of powerplay is a lot to miss.

Did I mention REALLY REALLY BIG SEX ON FACE!

verif: ostiledg

osti le dg

I'm not gonna have any more fun with that on becaus eI'm too busy making REALLY BIG SEX ON FACE

boob gainey said...

Markov and Schneider both OK to play Monday.

Number31 said...

I just realized Gorges scored 4 goals this year. That's double Komisaurus' offensive input. Shocking.

Anonymous said...

Because I'm a man of my fine big dick, something less tasteful than usual.

Bobbling Gainey only appears to have the Habs on the right course for the past six games now. It's a fuckin' erection now, ya shittin' me? Of course, I'm still a skeptical sumbitch.

Why?

Beacuse the shots on goal given up on "Jaro! Jaro! Jaro! and he screams his name Jaro!" Halak has got to be reduced. I'm deathly afraid of an overworked Halak. I know, I know you cocksuckers Halak is better than I give him credit for but the Habs' defense ain't exactly giving me the joy-joys in my pants so they still deserve some amount of criticism. Team defense also wins Cups not just goals. The ability to shut down offensively-minded teams like the Flyers and the Bruins while turning their goalies into Danish twists will get this fucking team into the Cup finals like they should.

Scratch said...

And one more Zsuzsanna Rypli.

Time to get rid of the Anon label.

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