HF29: You kill anybody?
HF10: A few refs.
HF29: No real people?
HF10: Just refs.
We've got the raving and ranting out of our system. Right now, it's a matter of business. The business of Penguin clubbing.
Waiting in Line details: 7pmEDT/5pmMDT, Bell Centre, Montreal, Quebec (Canada); RDSHD, CBCHD, Versus (hah, might as well be on Shaw)
The Good: Habs very much in the series, one stolen goal away from tying it up in the third and maybe stealing a series lead. Defense wins championships, and they are playing it.
Also Pernell. Fucking. Karl.
The Bad: The Pens know about the defence thing, too. (Someone really should tell Washington.). Crosby is Greater than Alex. MAF is hot. Geno is back. Maybe Staal too.
The Ugly: Markov is done, no matter what delusions dance in management's head. Both Tits are really saggy and need "upgrades" over the summer.
Keys to the VIP Room: Block out the fucking whining you hear with your left ear about Sid's dives and the refs and whatever other bullshit excuse being trotted out needlessly after a hard fought loss - and just fucking play like you've been playing. Nothing cute, just work and hope the luck doesn't result in a lost auricle, and maybe even another W.
However, I admit I would be thoroughly thrilled and entertained if someone like Skillsie grabs Crosby and whispers something like "Siddy, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch."
Post-game entertainment: Go to a place where you'll want to tip your waitress. I bet she's just working her way through typing school.
HF10: A few refs.
HF29: No real people?
HF10: Just refs.
We've got the raving and ranting out of our system. Right now, it's a matter of business. The business of Penguin clubbing.
Waiting in Line details: 7pmEDT/5pmMDT, Bell Centre, Montreal, Quebec (Canada); RDSHD, CBCHD, Versus (hah, might as well be on Shaw)
The Good: Habs very much in the series, one stolen goal away from tying it up in the third and maybe stealing a series lead. Defense wins championships, and they are playing it.
Also Pernell. Fucking. Karl.
The Bad: The Pens know about the defence thing, too. (Someone really should tell Washington.). Crosby is Greater than Alex. MAF is hot. Geno is back. Maybe Staal too.
The Ugly: Markov is done, no matter what delusions dance in management's head. Both Tits are really saggy and need "upgrades" over the summer.
Keys to the VIP Room: Block out the fucking whining you hear with your left ear about Sid's dives and the refs and whatever other bullshit excuse being trotted out needlessly after a hard fought loss - and just fucking play like you've been playing. Nothing cute, just work and hope the luck doesn't result in a lost auricle, and maybe even another W.
However, I admit I would be thoroughly thrilled and entertained if someone like Skillsie grabs Crosby and whispers something like "Siddy, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch."
Post-game entertainment: Go to a place where you'll want to tip your waitress. I bet she's just working her way through typing school.
"I'm hungry. Let's get a taco in the comments."
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 243 of 243can we put ice cream ON the tacos? im so giddy i'll eat anything
Gio to FriedMan, I'm not gonna comment on that. ♥
Gio "not going to comment" on the officiating. Nice.
PK has more beard than Crosby.
Can WE love PFK any more?!
PFK's interview leaves me breathless. I love the kid. i love PFK!
I have to say, I just LOVE PFK.
Hey Blysma you nutsack-punching wad, go fuck yourself. You had a 7th man on the ice for most of the game.
This team's character...you know if they were together all year they probably wouldn't have been an 8th seed but higher. But this team's character is just so awesome...too bad the 07-08 team didn't have this kind of character...
cbc/hnic shouldn't recap the Habs goals because bobcold sounds even more depressed than when the original goals went in.
Also, the cbc/hnic doesn't deserve Habs hockey. Their hate should not be rewarded.
@moe - <3!
Mmmm, tacos...
Dammit, I missed Subban's interview! *tear*
I miss McSplooge.
There. I said it.
I think 29 called Pyatt the unsung hero. He's had an incredible series, especially tonight.
I don't think I can get ice cream tacos here, but I do know I can get pizza in an ice cream cone.
Remember heely ripped Halak beyond belief considering what Jaro has, so far, accomplished. This is pure cbc/hnic hindsight. They are Habs-haters first and foremost. Simply put, they fear the Habs.
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Having typed that ... , kidz, remind your friends that they, the cbc/hnic, replayed 7 flagrant non-calls. They pointed them out. They weren't forced to. It is recorded for history's sake. Habs won. I'm over it but there is now documented, commented proof.
Suck that bettman, you fucking fucktard.
heh, pjstuck, bandwagon jumper. Go fuck yourself you ex-Broon.
iDesk, as enjoyable as dogshit on your sandals.
The only time I have ever enjoyed watching CBC - the blatant "fuck you stupid refs" montage. It's pretty bad when Don fucking Cherry calls you out for your shit.
Yeah, up your Bettman and up yours you incompetent, stupid refs (or bought-off if you're into conspiracies). If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, chances are it's not a goddamned CHicken.
Oh yeah, before I forget
FUCK YOU CROSBABY!
PFK. Jaroslav HEART ATTACK Halak.
Enough said.
tacos for everyone.
Except the refs, and Bettman.
When Big Tits, I think it was his stick (maybe Pleks)...got broken in half in the third I nearly lost it...wasn't that what sent Gill to the box to begin the 3rd? Eat shit Bettman/refs
Fuck, I wish every night could be like tonight. I won't be able to sleep thinking about this shit.
I am going to mix together the alcoholic compilation of a lifetime for Saturday. Any ideas welcome, rare drinks are preferable.
idesk, as exciting as a flat warm beer.
Scott Morrison is basically hagning on by a thread, the idesk is like a last ditch effort. he is useless and even cbc knows it, so he monitors web activity...doesn't actually analyze games anymore
I love these Habs. Whatever the reffing, it all worked out for them so I wouldn't have it any other way.
Don't know how you guys can sleep after that.
Jaro has the highest playoff save percentage!
@orangeman - i cant sleep. so im writing TMS, just for you!
Anyone else notice when Malkin got his penalty for goalie interference, after he crosschecked jaro in the face he wailed back as if someone had hit him. I rewatched that and I'm pretty sure no one touches him until after his flail Halak hits him with his stick. I laughed....he seemed to be channeling Crosby there.
Thanks 29! I will sit here patiently to read it.
O-man, not sleeping here. Pants!less into the night.
Lots of Habs deserve praise but let me single out the Count and Kirk. They made sure the team kept their cool and their eye on the ball after that 1st period.
Oh and by the way - fuck you Bettman and your refs and your bush league.
More kudos > Pyatt, the kid thrown in by Sather in the Mex deal.
Um....
Holy fucking shit?
I LOVE this team. Love them. You can kick them, spit on them, trip them, board them, slash them, hook them, interfere with them - it don't matter, they will get back up and tell you to go fuck yourself.
Folks, it's official. I fuckin' believe. But you know why I believe? It's because even if we make it no further - we proved a point here tonight. CHaracter matters. And we have it, in spades.
and Moe (from waaay back) - I turned to Mr. Lg77 at one point and said: holy shit, we're getting hosed like the women in 2002. Go figure!!! (And Don Cherry lost his shit over that too)
@LG77: You hit the nail on the head. I turned the tv off, thinking: "No matter what happens from here on out, this team is for real."
All the pressure is off now. The Habs aren't supposed to be here. Clearly, the league doesn't want them there. They just play their game now, and fuck anyone who doesn't like it.
Go You Fucking Habs!
1. I ♥ ReeRee
2. I wanna hold lg cuz I ♥ her.
3. Find the edit;
"I LOVE this team. Love them. You can kick them, clothesline them, spit on them, trip them, board them, slash them, hook them, interfere with them - it don't matter, they will get back up and tell you to go fuck yourself."
4. I ♥ this Bob Gainey-built Habs team. They have given me, us, 11 more games than we expected with at least 2 if not more to come. Regardless, this team is proving, as lg77 says, that fucking CHarcater matters. A lot of this teams' players have that. Are they all scoring? Nope. Are they all back-checking? Nope. Are they whining like WATBs? Nope. Are they just fucking playing, within their capabilities and a bit more? Yup. Beyond expectation? Oui Monsieur. With on-ice courage and class. Oui Madame. Despite the odds? Sure but who are these odds makers?
Hey FHF kidz, did you find the edit? You did? i knew you would. Cuz, see, its one thing to miss the odd clutch, grab, hold, hack, whine but a clothesline, at the blueline? Not likely but then again, wait, I can't explain it. Will bettman's refs explain it? Will da meedja ask them to? No. Carry on muthafuckas.
Its now a Best of 3.
May the honourable team win and if it doesn't may Sid comment on the integrity of the game soon thereafter. Don't hold your breath FHFers, unless its when WE nervously CHeering on this team WE fucking love/hate/LOVE!
Go you fucking Habs that I love!
My comment disappeared into the ether but I was wondering if y'all had Choco Tacos in Canada. You know, it's like an ice cream taco.
moe/fez - tks for the LUUURVE.
I had forgotten about the clothesline on Big Tits. Good edit, moe!!
Have you guys heard about the Habs playoff tees? They're red, have "Nous Sommes Canadiens" on the front, with the Stanley Cup logo, and then, on the back - EVERY PLAYER'S NAME. Best and most representative t-shirt I've ever seen. Going out tomorrow to buy one for me and one for Mr. LG77 - fuck the grocery bills. We can eat KD.
(Might get a Halak t-shirt too... and a Subban one... and a Gionta one... and a Squid one... Shit, mortgage payment getting dicey now too!!)
KC - ZOMG that looks like an even betterer version of a Drumstick!! I covet.
why cant i get a choco taco in Montreal? that shit looks SO good
OMG - Wikipedia sez that there is a cookies 'n cream choco taco??
I may have to marry it. (Sorry Mr. LG77 - there's room in this relationship for all three of us)
@kc - OMG. I will now raid the supermarket next time I'm in the U.S. for those. I love a good This Is Why You're Fat candidate as much as the next foodie.
@moe - *blushes* :)
Goodnight, fellow FHFers!
@LG77: Don't worry, I think HF29 promised tacos and ice cream, so might as well combine the two and save him some money. You know, he's good with coming through with his promises for free stuff.
How the fuck is fucking Talbot 3rd star and Max is nowhere to be found? Did Talbot try to draw a penalty on one of the plays that lead to a Habs goal?
morning everyone! TMS is up. it has game highlights, but no choco tacos unfortunately
Choco Taco? What fresh and delicious hell is this?! And more importantly, where can I get one...?
No need to worry about any 5-on-3 PKs - the Sharks have cornered the market on those already.
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