Tuesday, May 04, 2010
FUCK YEAH. And by "fuck yeah," I mean FUCK YEAH. There is just some serious fucking energy when your team comes home for Game 3 in a series tied 1-1. You get FUCKING PUMPED beyond all recognition. Sure, it's all out the window as soon as Sid pops 2 in the first, but for now, FUCK YEAH. HOME ICE ADVANTAGE BITCHES.
Oh, I should warn you. I'm about to lay into a string of expletives THE LIKES OF WHICH THE INTERWEBS HAVE NEVER SEEN. Ha, I keed, I keed. The interwebs have more swearing than a sub full of sailors on leave in the Philippines. I don't even know what that means. HF29 is on vacation BAYBEE!!! And by "on vacation" I mean GETTING FUCKING DRUNK AND HOPEFULLY FUCKING WATCHING THE FUCKING HABS CRACKING A FEW FUCKING PENGUIN SKULLS.
You see, as my vacation started yesterday, it was all full of sunshine, rainbows, and unicorns. But then moeman pointed us to this article, wherein Matt Cooke says PFK's play is "suspicious" because he has sharp skates or something. Matt Cooke? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK YOU PIECE OF SHIT. GAH. I don't even know where to start with that. All I know is now I have a ridiculous hatred for the Pens that I didn't have before. This was egged on by Sid and his petulant assholery in Game 2. Breaking his stick and tossing it like the whiny little bitch he is. Breaking a stick right next to our hot goalie and then tossing it without regard to anyone's safety or anything? Sound like an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty to me. Oh, no mention of it anywhere? Well, THERE'S A FUCKING SURPRISE. SID CAN DO NO WRONG.
FUCK IT WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THAT GOLD MEDAL-WINNING PIECE OF SHIT. Habs are coming home and it's gonna be a fucking madhouse. Here's my plea to you Habs fans if you're there: go ahead and boo the shit out of Sid, Cooke, and anything else you feel like. Except the anthem, that's just rude. You're a polite Canadian for fuck's sake. MAKE NOISE NOT DIPLOMATIC INCIDENTS.
And here's my plea to you Habs. FUCKING KICK THOSE FUCKING PENGUIN PUSSY ASSES 'TIL THE WHINING MAKES YOU SICK. Show those pieces of shit Pens no one has more heart than you. Hal Gill, continue your irking of Sid. Josh Gorges, continue your relentless D. Mad Max, shove your stick somewhere great. PFK, put the fear of god into those fuckers with your sharp blades. I AM NOT CONDONING VIOLENCE THIS IS SATIRE. Jaro, continue your relentless frustrating. You have the powa! DON'T LET THIS FUCKING STRING OF FUCKING CUSS WORDS GO TO WASTE YOU FUCKING HABS. GO OUT THERE AND FUCK UP THOSE WHINY LITTLE PENGUIN BITCHES.
/two deep breaths
OK, that's enough. 7 PM at the Bell. I don't know how much more CBC I can take. Go read The Pensblog to get you as fired up as me. Squid is hot hot hot, Big Tits is not, not, not. Métro is back in, while Little Tits continues to chew Milk-Bones in JM's doghouse. Morning skate lines were GMC, Pleks-Squid-MOEmaN, and Big Tits on the 4th line with DarCHe Vader and Métro. No word on Jaro 2.0 and still no official word on Vodkov to my knowledge. Willis Reed, anyone? Let's FUCKING DO THIS THING.
Take three deep breaths and tell us how you feel about Game 3
Posted by HabsFan29 at 11:52