Over a quarter million results for Marisa in Google Image search. The streak can go on for a while, knock wood.Wake the fuck up motherfuckers! I can barely see for the hangover in my head but I've dragged my sorry ass to my laptop to try to replicate the conditions of the Game Day Skate. All in hopes of helping the Fucking Habs. Lots of East action last night, with the Panthers losing but the Flyers and the won't-go-away Sabres winning. Habs still in 7th.
I am not looking forward to this game tonight. Toronto has given us fits all year, and we need this one. Have you checked the schedule for the rest of the season? Four games in six nights with the Bruins and Pens in the mix. Blech. We need these two points tonight. Yeah yeah, I guess we need two points every night. STFU. Now let's set this baby up with the bullets:
- 7 PM start at the ACC, of course it's on CBC;
- Habs on a 4-0-1 run, while the Leafs have lost 3 of 4;
- Leafs have taken 3 of 5 from the Habs this year, including the last one which was the bottom of the barrel for the Fucking Habs, spawning the post-game headline from me "Fuck this fucking team";
- Let's check in with Pension Plan Puppets one last time;
- Kovy, Koivu, Tangy, Markov, 'nuff said;
- ZombiePleks, 'nuff said;
- Good 'ol Grabs has 10 points over his last 6 games;
- Any Leafs goalie is on the cold list, especially after getting embarrassed 8-5 last night;
- It looks like Halak will go again. Rumour has Big Tits either not playing because of a cut sustained in the Isles game, or a healthy scratch because of sucking;
- For your post-game adult entertainment, if you didn't follow the link yesterday from the greatest anonymous commentor ever who gave us the Marisa Miller nude video, you'll want to do it. You won't regret it.
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Just did. Merci Marisa.
moeman: +1. I woke up my cat I laughed so hard!
I've been doing research, mostly because I'm a loser but also because numbers and stats get me all hot.
With 5 games left last season the Habs had 96 pts. That's 6 more than they have now. They ended up winning 4/5 to end the season and clinch 1st in the East with 104 pts. Boston already has 110 now, Washington 102 and NJ 100.
If the Habs win all 5 remaining games (big IF, but just follow me here), they would end with 100 pts (-4 from last season). Without knowing the point total, would anyone agree that the Habs' performance this season is that close to what they did last year? One could argue that there was more parity in the East last season and with the lopsided schedule (playing your division 8 times), so they had to be better to earn those 104 points. But I think they had to be good enough this season to get points from SJ, Detroit, Calgary, Vancouver and Chicago.
Basically, I'm confused. #1 PP to ruins, #1 offence to middle of the pack, inconsistant goaltending, injuries and this goddamn flu up the wazoo this year, and yet they're not doing that badly relatively. Remember, they had to win 7/8 games to end the season last year to finish 1st. If they had the 96 pts they had last year at this point, they'd be in 4th, but only 7 pts out of 8th.
In other numbers news, now I'm scared of the Canadiens moving into 6th and facing the Devils in the first round. I think we can all agree that would be the worst case scenerio. What team would you guys prefer they face? I vote for the Caps because a) I think they can take them; and b) I wouldn't mind seeing Ovie.
Orange-
I'd like for New York to meet NJ. There's some kind of weird voodoo going on there. New York isn't susceptible to NJ's awesomeness for some reason. Maybe the Rags can knock off the Devils in the first round.
As for the Habs... Boston or the Caps. Maybe Philly. I'm scared of the Whalers, Penguins and Devils. There's no way the Habbies meet the Rags in round 1, but I wouldn't mind that match up.
+1 zinger to moeman
i'm scared of everyone at this point. i think i would like the Caps just from an entertainment standpoint though
I'll enjoy one final beating of the Habs before the summer.
Good luck in the playoffs, mates.
Go Halak!
word verif = doring, as in I'm a-doring Halak more and more...
YYYYYEEEEAAAUUUUGGGHHHHHRRRRRNNNNNN
In the middle of a drunken conversation with a Canucks fan friend of mine last night, he glances over to Sportscentre Leafs/Flyers highlights and exclaims "fuck, I love Grabovski"
It took a lot for me not to punch him.
I just hope we play the Bruins.
Either way I'll be in China from April 15th till May 3rd.... It's not like I'll get to see the Habs in the playoffs this year
@ Van Hab - awesome post. Would have made you wake up feeling brand new if you did strike him though. Who loves Grabovski? He is our sloppy seconds (I think the tits bros had their way with him a la deliverance) Sorry for the image. I'm traumatized also.
@ Eyebleaf you're in for it like a shark cruising around China tonight.
Tonight is going to be a straight up fucking bitchslap beatdown. I have no fears. Nobody else should. We have a team full of professional athletes who haven't forgot the last two games against the leafs. We are faster, stronger and more talented and it comes out tonight. I already put my posting rights on the line....I'll even say I will never watch that video that Anon posted yesterday of Marissa's nude shoot. I'm gambling the whole farm here. Oh those pink nipples.
GO ALLAH GO
@ Jaybird
"I'll even say I will never watch that video that Anon posted yesterday of Marissa's nude shoot."
Are you sure about that? I think you might want to wager your soul instead, it'll hurt less.
@ eyebleaf
Freakishly, I kinda respect the Leafs and their fans for this season. You guys knew that you were going to suck ass and be in the top 5 for Tavares, but decided "ah fuck it, let's just play and have fun!". Nice display of heart from a team that's used to mailing it in every season. Kinda reminds me of the mid-90s Habs.
I'm still pissed that you guys have beaten us 3 times this season, though. And Grabovski is still a lil' bitch.
@ Van Hab
If he had added "Sundin, too. Love that guy," I think most juries would acquit you of his murder.
Bruins beat the Rangers 1-0.
Glen Sather: worst GM in history.
Rangers might finish 10th at this rate (knock wood)
To qualify Rangers would have to beat Philly back to back, which would help us.
@hf29 "(knock wood)"
Twice in the same day, who knew? Merci Marisa, encore!
Some leaf lovin' lying sack of loose shit on tsn just said "the've been calling them the AKA line". Um, who might 'they' be you fucking blue&white lapping putz? (The media sack then proceeds to give burke an on-air hummer, go figure).
Anywhoo, putting my multi-decade of leaf hate aside, I thought, considering their hotness, that the Habs' top line could use the moniker The OLÉ Line. Worth celebrating at the top of our lungs, when things are going great.
Right now, the Habs are playing real good hockey right now and they have to be playing playoff-type of hockey for the remainder of the season. I hope, for fuck's sakes, they don't get their fucking egos too damn large just because of a five-game unbeaten streak. Holy shit, if they lose again to the fondled-mercilessly-by-the-Pension-Plan Leafs, I will have every fucking reason to jump on a plane and smash these punks in the face. They ain't won a damn thing at all.
Now, I know how much you hairy monkey chokers have fallen all over yourselves with the insanely gorgeous and crotch-wrecking Marisa Miller.
I can top that.
You're welcome, assholes.
Go you fucking Habs!
@moeman - i saw that. in fact, we refuse to call them that
Big Tits a healthy scratch. hope it helps him
oh Zsuzsanna!!!!
anonymous commentor of the year, thanks
OK fuck i have to go out for dinner. hope to catch y'all in the 3rd...
I hope Anon keeps posting these. I like very much.
AKA line? That doesn't even make sense, you TSN morons. Alex is a first name, Koivu is a last name.
Idiots.
OLÉ line has potential. Free Wings Line also makes sense, though it's a bit wordy... FW line? It's short and self-explanatory.
The Thick Red Line (?)
This ain't gonna be easy to type but congrats to the Boston Bruins for winning our East Division title. Here's hoping you clowns go down in da first round.
Also, bank+tim thomas = laughing all the way
Boston will regret signing Thomas... He's going to be a real flop next year, amirite?
KMP on the hnic happenings fellow 4HFers as here in the Ottawa-Gatineau area we get the sucking Sens vs. the phucking phlyers.
Off to get the official benoit brunet commemorative barf bag for some bilious fun.
Word Verif = blest (me or my Habs?)
Go Hip!
Go Habs!!
Can't stay and chat. Just gotta say I played the game and have Habs winning 3-1 with an empty netter and a late leaf goal.
GO YOU FUCKERS GO!!!!!
please beat the motherfucking Leafs.
Thank you.
The Mountie singing the anthem was kind of creepy. Had a dead look in his eyes. Must be a Leafs fan...
GO FUCKING HABS GO!!
You Habs fans should be more pissed about the Leafs having a winning record against you guys since the lockout (15-8-6). We love missing the playoffs, but the Leafs never seem to forget about the Habs hatred. Glory that (or depressing for the Habs supporters I guess).
please don't make crappy Gerber look like Johnny Bower, fuck.
Laraque is slower than Dagenais.
Showing a shot of Chris Hanson on the Toronto bench - god, college kids look so incredibly young to me. Getting old. :)
Power play opportunity for Montreal.
Also, verif = wingor. Good omen?
heh, sweet-mouth stajan slips up and its ...
Habs 1 ~ leafuckers 0 KOVY!
Aww yeah, 1-0.
Bah, goal on a marginal call. Kovalev with the PP marker. 1-0 Habs
Freaking brilliant shot by Kovalev!
Right in the corner of the net, over Gerber's left shoulder.
Good evening Baroque, 4hf's resident underwired MILF.
Word Verif = studgess
Sick, disgusting shot by Kovy at 6:11 of the first.
1-0 Habs.
I swear I will kick you Habs in the nuts if you let up.
Just so you intermission self-molesters know, I'm watching it here.
One of the sweeter sounding words = dégagement.
Gui!
2 à zéro.
Watch it, moeman ...
I may be misunderstanding MILF, but I don't think I count as I am single and unencumbered by family.
Funny. I actually just finished my hand-washing so I wouldn't have to try to type on the computer with wet hands. I don't think my laptop would like it - and it acts like a temperamental little bitch enough as it is. :)
Latendresse scores!
Mad Max & Lats are my home boys.
Latendresse gets a SHG with Lapierre doing a lot of the legwork. Well, looks like the Leafs have the game plan ready to go for a Habs win.
@ bkblades
WHO GIVES A SHIT!
Your record means nothing to us. You guys are gonna get smoked so goddamn bad tonight. Stop picking ASS stats out. What is our all time record against you? What is our playoff record against you?
That was Kovy's money shot last year...I've been begging for him to do that all season. What a snipe!!!
GUI GUI GUI
God, I love this team so much when they're playing proper hockey!
Don't let up boys, this is awesome!!
Oh and Kovy's laser was sick... I can't believe that shot.
Apologies Baroque, just razzin' ya.
Baroque - just semantics. I think MILF has entered the lexicon of all attractive experienced women. But my definition depends on hockey team affiliation - a Habs fan loses a few notches for me. ;)
And Latendresse makes it 2-0 Habs.
I'm watching you fucks if you slack off.
don't let up on these fucking motherfuckers.
Just wait, bkblades -
Montreal may very well follow an earlier game plan.
"Play hard for approximately 27 minutes, then try to hang on for dear life until the end of the game while the goaltender is being worn out."
It didn't work very well, but they trot it out from time to time to give it another go. Persistent little cusses, those Canadiens.
@ jaybird
A relax is probably in order, but I know you'll twist it around to make another pro-Habs rant. That's cool, as I am just a guest from enemy lines. But I'll enjoy the game, regardless of outcome, either way.
Lotsa minutes left to play. PHI spotted the zombieleaf 6 goals last night.
Thanks for the clarification, bkblades - I'm too old (39) to be up on all the acronyms.
And Montreal is one of the Eastern conference teams I follow - my primary team is the Red Wings. That probably makes it worse, but too bad - I'm sorry. :)
And I didn't take offense, moeman - I just wasn't sure if you were confusing me with someone else.
these CBC twats are getting on my nerves but I need a rest from Brunet fucktard.
OTT 1 -0
At least it isn't Marc Crawford doing the commentating - he gets the later games.
He is so horrible it makes my ears bleed waiting for him to actually complete a coherent sentence. Good lord.
I like the voice on the "great save, Luongo!" guy, though.
@ moeman
To be fair, the Flyers have a wee bit of a goaltending problem, too. Like the Habs. Like the Leafs. Hell, like 85% of the NHL.
@ baroque
Oh, I'm well aware of your Red Wings affiliation. But since the Leafs so rarely sees the team anymore, it's like they don't exist. Your visits to ppp help with fit you into whatever "young" moniker we can think of.
@DPlain, does hnic have Hughson or bobcole doing the game? Who is being the typical cbc wad tonight?
Word Verif = jacto, as in I'm jacto hear what cherry will say about the all-Euro leaf starting line tonight.
My love for Pierre Houde can usually overcome any of my Brunet hate. I actually only hear a noise that sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher whenever he starts to speak...
I loathe the CBC for hockey, especially on nights vs. the Leafs. Nothing could make me change the channel right now. The only one who could try (Mr. LG77) is asleep right now. Heh. I yell every time the Habs score a goal, but he's still in snoozieland.
Meh. Means more pizza for me... *reaches for slice of pizza, swig of beer*
@bkb, biron had his way with our Habs in last year's playoffs.
Word Verif = hurve, as in brunet hasn't made me hurve yet
heh, leaf gang up on BGL. It'll be fun listening to wilsonburke defend that.
moeman - you spoke too soon. His defence of Kubina is ridiculous...
Trust me, Jim Hughson calling the Leafs games aren't making us feel any better, too.
Did our lg77 sprinkle some benzodiazepine in Mr. LG's bière?
@ bkblades -
I thought I recognized your moniker, but I'm beyond shitty with names even when I have a face to connect with it - I often have an even tricker time keeping screen names straight. (And I didn't want to seem like a total dork by acting like I knew who you were, when I really didn't.) :)
It's like the east and west are two different leagues. It's nice to have blogs for a fan to keep in touch, at least a little bit.
moeman - now why would I do that?? *innocent whistling*
Is Jim Hughson the "great save, Luongo!" guy?
He cracks me up when he's doing Vancouver games. He has such a low bar for a great save because I think he just loves saying it so much.
Decent 1st. Hope da boys crank up the intensity a notCH.
Jim Hughson is the guy who has fallen in love with Vancouver and Luonguo especially. His constant jibe remarks against the Leafs are grating, but even more annoying is his inability to call the game right in front of him. Makes some of the most obvious observations, or just downright inaccurate calls and/or absurd outrages.
Islanders leading Tampa 1-0.
That must be a tanktastic game.
How did Harrison take that shot? I watch a lot of boxing and he took that right on the button. I had to rewind a few times to see how many degress his head turned. What a tough hombre!!!
@ bk - I'm no more excited than usual. I get all full of maple syrup and vinegar at gametime Saturday. I just don't like useless stats. Thank god hockey usually doesn't have them thrown in your face like any NFL game.
Eep! Michigan State leading UConn - Go Green!
(Now I'm worried that they will start losing since I flipped over to check the score.)
Baroque - The Battle of the Bottom Feeders. Nice. I wonder whether they had to give away tix for that game...
@ jaybird
Hockey loves useless stats - the +/- comes to mind. Oh no worries about how you react to a random statistic I brought up - no use getting worked up about anything, aside from your team. When the Leafs routinely don't make the playoffs, it's just a wonder why we don't play the same way when the other team doesn't have the "CH" in front of their jerseys. It's the small, largely irrelevant victories I try to grasp lately.
^^That wasn't about the March Madness game - about the Isles vs. Tampa!
"It's the small, largely irrelevant victories I try to grasp lately."
bkblades - welcome to my nightmare in the late 90's. *shudder*
@bkb, with all due respect, Bob Cole is the guy who has fallen in love with Toronto and Joseph especially. His constant jibe remarks against any leaf opponent are grating, but even more annoying is his inability to call the game right in front of him. Makes some of the most obvious observations, or just downright inaccurate calls and/or absurd outrages. Plus not even bothering to get a player's name right and resorting to naming the opposing goalie, 'the goalie'. Felt your pain, for decades.
I'm out, guys and hot pieces of asses gals. If these vacillating punks who call themselves the Habs get out of TO with a win, I'll post something...
If they lose this game they're supposed to fucking win, I'll just shoot the neighbor's dog and piss on its remains.
So pray for the dog's life that the Habs win.
@ lawyergirl -
Oh, I know.
And I'm not a basketball fan at all, or a college basketball fan - no brackets or anything - but I like to cheer for a local underdog that no one is picking to win.
Especially since two of my siblings did post-secondary schooling at MSU, so I cheer for schools in the family.
Stupid Flyers. They should have saved some of the goals they scored last game - they need them against Ottawa.
Is Bouillon Cube still out of sorts? Breezer needs to retire.
Plex still a zombie.
@moeman
Bob Cole at least was subtle with his jibes against the opponents. Hughson doesn't make any secrets of the Leafs problems. And when the Leafs didn't make the playoffs in the 1980s or the Canada Cups he got to call, Cole was a pleasure to watch and listen. And for all his faults, Cole doesn't get outraged when a fight breaks out like Hughson does, as if it's the end of the world. Check out Hughson's call on Stu Grimson in the infamous Leafs-Blackhawks brawl. But hey, different strokes for different folks - I can only imagine the Habs misery of watching a horrid Leafs team broadcast every Saturday night.
Anon - I usually enjoy backing over a bunch of fluffy cute widdle kittens when we lose. But, you know, to each his/her own!!
Baroque - I totally understand and respect that as an approach to March Madness! I used to watch it religiously, then I graduated from college and had to go to work. Fucking work. Gets in the way of my sports obsessions. I don't even know who's in the final four this year.
PENALTY SHOT FOR GUI!!! WOOOO
Penalty shot for Lantendresse?
@bkb, the only hockey moment cole ever truly mastered was Lemieux's Canada Cup winning goal.
BOOOO that Gerber stopped it. Here's hoping that this doesn't lead to a Leaf turnaround. Moeman - you wanna knock on some wood again?
Tender looks a lot faster out there.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TANGUAY!!!!
3-0
Man that was some fast wood knocking. Luckily the Bounty is the quicker, picker, upper.
Missed penalty shot, but Tanguay gets another one. 3-zip for the bleu. blanc, et rouge. Welcome to the NHL Hanson - gots to do a better job in tying up your man.
Daniel - Gui has actually been much quicker in terms of game speed this year, at least until he went down with his injury. I used to be deeply meh about him, but he's developing into an interesting player.
nice, now don't let up on these motherfucking bitches
Final Four:
U Connecticut
Michigan State
Villanova
North Carolina (?)
I think that's right.
If a school I know wasn't in it, I wouldn't even know that much. Tom Izzo so deserves all the accolades he receives - I'm not surprised that his name keeps coming up in coaching rumours, but he won't leave MSU. He has built a hell of a program there, and is loved very much.
8 point lead for MSU with under two minutes left.
Whoops! I missed a Montreal goal.
Koivu,,he's on fire the past 6 games..atta boy.
this line ROCKS...
I calling em The Wood Line! They shoot, They score!
lawyergirl I noticed his speed at the beginning of the year, but I swear he looks faster since he came back from his injury. Considering how painfully slow he was in his rookie season its quite impressive.
Ack! Six points!
Come on, Spartans - forget I was ever watching!
Higgs!
4-0
WOOOOOOOOOOOO HIGGY!!!!!!!!
GerbLOL
Word verif: wings. Mmmmm, wings.
Cujeau! Cujeau! Cujeau!
I've seen penalties called for less than that. Officials missed one.
Daniel - it's pretty surprising, eh? I'm not sure he'd win a footrace, but he's got good game speed. Much like Dandenault.
God, is it wrong that I want to re-sign everyone for next year? No? Okay... BUt seriously, I will be really bummed if Kovy, Koivu, Tangy, Dandy and Higgy leave. :(
Despite the garbage non-call on the goalie interference by Plekanac, the Habs have outworked the Leafs all night. They've been getting all the loose pucks and winning all the battles. The 4-0 score is probably just.
Come on, guys - GET MOMMA SOME CHICKEN WINGS OFFA DEES BASTARDS!!
@lg77
Kovalev's shelf-life looks like it's done. But the Habs surely need to re-sign Tanguay though and Koivu at least to ease in the young guys coming up? That sounded really dirty.
OTT 2 ~ PHI 2
yeah run these fuckers out of their own building.
@bkb, I disagree, methinks Kovy can still knock lotsa wood in a Habs jersey.
yeah bkblades, Kovalev definitely looks finished.
bkb - I used to say when Kovy sucked in the regular season that he would rule the rink in the playoffs. I think that he might get re-signed if the Habs do better than the first round in the playoffs. I'm not sure that he's *that* done yet... even though I used to think so.
But if they don't sign my Saku and Tanguay I'll be REALLY crushed. :(
Beat Kansas in the Sweet Sixteen after trailing by 13 points, beat Louisville (number one seed in the tournament) to get to the Final Four, and now leading UConn by seven points with thirty seconds to go.
GO FUCKING SPARTANS, GO!!!!
Please keep making your free throws, guys.
Ha-lock
Daniel/moeman - I think that Kovy needs to readjust to the fact that, in hockey terms, he's a fucking OLD MAN. He needs to adjust his game and that's what he was trying to do this year. He can't pull off all the dipsy-doodling that he used to do because he's not as fast and strong as he was in his prime.
he seems to have finally understood this... I hope.
Holy shit - NO TURNOVERS for the Habs in the 1st? Be still my beating heart!!
Grabovski looks like a douche bag. Hope someone runs him through the boards.
Breezer should be made into penicillin.
Schneider out for the rest of the game with an upper body injury, according to a Habs communique on CJAD.
Grabitchski IS a douchebag.
82 to 73. Michigan State advances to the championship game. Bloody hell.
Wow. So awesome.
*shakes head in amazement*
Okay, now back to hockey stuff.
so is everyone still saying that Saku and Kovy still hate each other.
fuck that tabloid shit.
FUCK! Schneider has an upper body injury after that bullshit hit from May. Fuckitty fuck fuck.
Yes, i rag on him because he's, shall we say, prone to brain farts on D, but he's a big part of the reason why our powerplay is working lately...
I don't think the Leafs know the game has started yet. Hopefully there are nice looking girls in the crowd - Halak has time to ogle, it's not like he's busy.
Fuck, Pleky just made it onto the scoresheet. Stupid penalty.
Ha-Lock
Hey bkb - I see you over at the globe and mail! Heh.
@bkb, les belles femmes sont à Montréal.
@lg77
I see you're in the liveblog at the globe. Know this about Shoalts: he penned an article about the "Brian Burke" twitter not being the real Burke and being very offended, as to getting a quote from Burke himself about it.
Moeman - as witnessed by Ovie during the ASG. That clip still cracks me up!
BGL better pound May into the ice after the hit on Schneider
"Canadiens may have taken their foot off the gas a little bit."
Okay, then - time to start punting virtual kittens!
bkb - Yeah, I know about Shoalts. I read the globe daily (and I've got friends on staff). He's getting his yayas out by trashing me. Evs.
Baroque - PUNT!!
I'm starting to think that all news organizations should have a young man or woman on staff purely as a "current technology awareness person." They could make sure the old men know what Twitter is and how to tell that a feed is a parody or not (for example, if it says "yes, this is a parody" on the bio).
I miss the fake Brian Burke twitter updates. :(
Shoalts gets his yayas out by becoming the new Leafs basher. It comes with the territory of getting readership. Though this game is giving him plenty of ammo. Sigh.
Awwwww. What a cute kitty.
Baroque - cute overload owns my soul. Especially when they post things like this!!!! *dies*
bkb - yes, but he's bashing everything BUT the Leafs actual game right now. The stupid skits, the in-game commentators... Very odd. I mean, Boone stopped bitching about the Marché Express thing at the Bell Center after a few games - why is Shoalts still obsessing about irrelevant stuff?
Oh wait, I know the answer... Heh. Nevermind...
I was unaware of that site.
Now remedied.
It reminds me I have to get online and order a new rabbit cage, so I can adopt a bonded pair of bunnies that have been at a shelter where my sister volunteers since September, poor babies.
I used to have a couple of rabbits, but they were in separate cages because they didn't get along. I need a big cage so they can share space.
Did someone say kitties? Time for happy cat!
Habs are happy I'm sure
Shoalts, like the Leafs, makes me very sad this season. Brutal really.
Nice tip by the rookie.
Bad turnover by Halak.
Cue the comeback?
fuck fuck fuck fuck finish these fucks.
Cue the ...
bkb - why am I suddenly craving a cheezburger??
And Baroque - sniffle sniffle for the poor widdle bunnies. :(
FUCKING LEAFS. I was hoping that halak would get a shutout.
There goes the shutout. Dagnabbit,
Cue the collapse?
The two happenings are simultaneous.
@ lg -
I know! Their names are Popcorn and Peanut, and the problem is that often someone wants only one bunny, and the shelter policy is to keep bonded pairs together, so they have to be adopted by the same person.
I've seen the pictures, and they are so sweet.
CHICKEN WIIIIIINGS!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Lapper! 5-1
Umm, guess I'm holding that cue for comeback for another season.
lg77, go console Shoalts, he must be feeling lonely.
fuck these fucks
Woo-hoo, 5-1!
In other news, Shoalts is mongtastic.
Baroque - you must post pictures of the cutie pies, yes?! I love bunnies... Did you see the cuteness over at CO in the bunnies section?
I would post another link, but I think it might break 29's heart when he gets back and see that we're no longer linking to pictures of hot chicks, but rather bunnies and kitties.
score again on these fucks
For hf29, http://tinyurl.com/d7ahz9
Just told Shoalts that habs fans aren't being complacent, just saving our energy for hockey in mid-to-late April... And then I made a dig about not being able to describe the feeling to people who haven't been there in a while.
I sincerely doubt he's going to post it. Heh.
WOOOOOOOOOOO SIX BABY!!!
And it's 6-1. PP goal.
We want 7!!!
How many points for AK27?
Daniel - Georges answered your wish!
The only question remains: will the Habs score the touchdown tonight? Gag me.
there's still time to score a few more on these fucks.
@bkb, you wanna be gagged with a bunny or a kitten?
bkb - once we get the chicken wing goal, it's all gravy.
My condolences.
Another power play goal. Wow.
29 will get over it - besides, guys like cute animals, too (if for no other reason than using a puppy as a chic magnet).
Bunnies really are the best pets if you have a very small house (as I do) and you have a lot of things that a cat or dog could destroy or get tangled in (like books and balls of yarn). They are so quiet, too.
What happened? Did Grabovski hit markov?
grabovskank looks like a Hanson.
Holy Shit - Dandy is fighting Grabitchski!! Woo hoo!!! Go El Dandy!
Seriously, though, Grabby looks like SUCH a girl... Which is insulting to women everywhere, but there you go.
Well, I might just be gagged by the hatred the Habs are spewing out with Grabo's latest hit.
Baroque - yes, but the bunnies I've had have been shit machines, and not at all cuddly. I love my stupid cuddleslut of a cat, even if he starts chewing/tearing shit up.
And Moeman - YES HE DOES! +1
Fuck - Tangy that sucks. Oh well.
Fuck, Markov is now gone too. Uh oh.
Grabovski has very fluffy hair. I wonder if he has the same problems with static electricity as I do?
I once shot a 6" spark from my hip into a stairway railing - it tingled just as much as you might think it would, and my entire hip area went numb for a bit.
Whoops.
What's the point of Laraque?
Markov gets boarded while he's on the ice and he does nothing.
What does he think exactly? That he's on there to score goals?
Devereaux gets the shortie. Well, at least the Leafs are tied 1-1 in the SHG department with the Habs...Victory!
Wow - we were REALLY missing Markov and Schneider on that PP... Scary to see.
I love my cats to.
@Baroque, at least the underwire kept you grounded.
Boob -yes, he does. It has been his problem all year. He no longer knows his role. Poor Pebbles.
fuck these cunt motherfuckers
Yo, I can't believe that Mr. LG77 has slept through the ENTIRE game!!
And I can't believe I ate all that pizza... my tummy feels funny...
Someone just needs to brush Grabovski's hair. It's very unlike Scott Hartnell's dirty mop of a hair - not been cut for half a year, and not been washed for that long too, I gather.
@ LG -
I've had two bunnies, and they were both adorable.
One of them was a rescue from some people who were moving to California, and figured that if no one took him they would just have him put to sleep. He would hop up in my lap when I was studying and bump his little head into my hand until I scratched him between the ears.
The other was the only survivor of a shipment to a pet store that got delayed a couple days, and he was so cuddle-friendly that you had to pick him up and move him from your lap if you wanted to get up. You could pet him all day and he wouldn't move.
Darn, the Whale and the Pens are headed to OT. Damn 3 point games.
Veri word: prook
Grabitchski is such a prook.
Grabovski does need a good brush - and I hope he conditions properly, too. That helps.
@ moeman -
Yes, 'twas fortunate. :)
Grabitchski is a cunt.
I hope Markov is ok.
Four points for Kovalev.
I hope that Markov and Schneider are okay.
If Markov is NOT OK, then this team is in trouble. Not as much trouble as we would have been in about a month ago, but it still ain't pretty... Here's hoping he's okay. I'd touch wood but Mr. LG77 is out cold and I'm anatomically challenged in that department. Moe?
A nice score. Kovy is da man. I doubt he plays this way with Carbo behind the benCH. This game thread has been fun boys and gals.
Goodnight, peoples. Pleasant dreams, of hot chicks or cute animals, whatever.
(And here's hoping that no bad dreams result from eating too much pizza.) :)
Won't delve too much into Grabs hit on Markov, since I rather thought he got more shoulder than anything else. But in either case, the Leafs were beat out in every aspect of the game and deserved to lose. Thanks for the night, boys and girls. I'll see if I can find a drink hard enough to forget this one. I'm not confident I will, so much consternation will be had the rest of the day. Regards.
Third time lucky wood has been knocked.
You know all those pricks who said Gainey doesn't have a clue? Rejean Tremblay. Jack Todd. Michel Blanchard. Mike Boone.
Are they penning their mea culpas for the Monday edition of their shitty little rags?
Didn't think so.
Boob - I don't think that they know what mea culpa means.
BG's a great coach. I just wish he had signed a few more of his free agents, 'cause now we're going to have a problem at the end of this season. I think he's a good GM, but there are certain things he's done that are big head scratchers...
That was just too easy. Bring on a real opponent. We're rolling big time. I'm still allowed to post!
@ bk. I have to admit you are definitely a leafs fan. Bob Cole had great calls in the past but now is a complete alcoholic who doesn't know which way is up and has lost all contact with the game. Only a leafs fan would enjoy his babbling and wouldn't notice he doesn't know ten players on the other team.
Kovalev's shelf life is up? Another pure Toronto comment based on media exposure. He is our best player besides Markov and dominates in playoffs. I would say that too if my team's best player was Ponikarovski. Jealous much? Player hater lol
And,
I'm pouring out a little Molson Canadian and saying a prayer for Marky and Schneider. If I had some blow I would sprinkle some in a voodoo tribute around my fireplace praying to the hockey gods. If they are gone, sigh, we are gone.
Halak says "Jagshemash...du yu lyke me?
Did you guys see Avery's hit on Tim Thomas? Heh - he went ape shit!!
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