Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Pretty Hate Machine - Bruins versus Canadiens Game Preview and Open Thread

Hatred is the madness of the heart. - Lord Byron

The Bruins. Tonight. 7:30 on RDS, TSN-Habs and NESN. The first meeting since the black and gold went with their usual modus operandi bullshit 70's throwback tactics in front of their baying, loutish fans in that cheap-ass rink they own. Both teams remember the last meeting, but only the Habs remember that they've won 8 of 9 versus the their ancient rivals. Canadiens have won four straight, Bruins six. Revenge? Maybe. Hatred? Definitely. The Pretty Hate Machine starts now.

Hatred comes from the heart; contempt from the head; and neither feeling is quite within our control. - Alfred Schopenauer

The Bruins stir feelings of hatred more than any other. The Leafs? A hate born of national pride, but tempered by years apart. The Bruins and Canadiens have played more games against each other than any two franchises in NHL history and not one of them has been pleasant. Grown men froth at the mouth at the sight of a Bruins toque on the Metro or a Habs jersey in their local Southie pub. Familiarity breeds contempt; contempt begets hatred, hatred gets out of control quickly. Richard/Laycoe. Lafleur/Milbury. Nilan/Byers. Jonathan/Bouchard. Canadiens/Bruins always teeters right on the edge and it is the hate that does it.

To enjoy the things we ought, and to hate the thing we ought, has the greatest bearing on excellence of character. - Aristotle

Why do we hate the Bruins so? We hate because Eddie Shore was a dirty cheap-shot artist, because Jonathan, Wensink, O'Reilly and Milbury brawled their way through the 70's, because Esposito, Orr, Bourque and Neely were stars, because Neely always broke Montreal's back with a shot over Roy's glove, because Lucic demolished Komisarek, because Cheevers and Moog and Thomas and Frankie Brimsek gave the Canadiens fits. Because Bruins fans piss on visitors to their rink. Because the Boston Garden was a cramped, rat infested cesspool and the TD Banknorth visitors dressing room is the size of a closet. Because B's fans are proud of their team's lunchbucket, beat em in the alley ethos. Because for 100 years the Canadiens have emphasised Gallic flair, speed, skill and firewagon hockey and the Bruins have spent almost as long trying to choke the life out of it. We hate because Zdeno Chara is still among the league's best, because Tim Thomas is having an otherworldly season, because for all our taunts about Lucic being a talentless thug, he's on pace for almost 40 goals and we would kill to have someone like him.  We hate because being a Bruins fan shows a deficiency of character that can not be redeemed.  Because cheering for the Canadiens is a virtue, a guiding light, a truth. 

Let them hate, so long as they fear. - Lucius Accius Telephus

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for something you are not. - Andre Gide

Why do the Bruins hate us so? Hatred is often born of fear - and the Canadiens as a franchise have often been something to fear. Many a Bruins team has been swept aside by a Canadiens team that was more talented, but it is the shared history of talented Bruins teams being upset by heavy underdogs (1971, 2002, 2004) or being beaten by the slimmest of margins when the talent equation was nearly identical (1977, 1979, 1989) due to bad breaks, boneheaded mistakes, or Forum ghosts that tears a seam in the Bruins heart. They hate because they cannot win. They hate because Montreal's light continues to shine against their dark. They hate because Montreal stands up to bullying and triumphs more often than they lose. They hate, because as Lord Byron noted, "He who surpasses or subdues mankind, must look down on the hate of those below. " For most of their existence, the Bruins have been subdued. Their hatred is for what the Canadiens were then, and are now. The Canadiens are not the Bruins.

We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another. - Johnathan Swift

If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us. - Hermann Hesses

Both franchises hate because deep down, despite their divergent philosophies, there remains a part of the other in each. Montreal harbours a dark side that the Bruins bring out. Montreal fans revel in the memories of John Ferguson, tough-as-nails Dickie Moore, Larry Robinson's mystique as a fighter, Chris Nilan and John Kordic. The solution to Zdeno Chara and Milan Lucic was supposed to Georges Laraque. Shouts for Gauthier to call up muscle from Hamilton for tonight's game were deafening in some quarters. The Canadiens darkness is ever-present; nowhere does it manifest itself more clearly than in the days leading to a Boston game. In contrast, Boston's darkness has always needed the light to guide it. The Big Bad Bruins would have been no more than an afterthought without Orr and Esposito's offensive fireworks. Gentleman Jean Ratelle, Rick Middleton, Brad Park? All lauded for their exemplary play and conduct, despite their allegiance to black and gold. All the Lyndon Byers, Keith Crowders and Don Sweeney's of the world wouldn't have lifted the Bruins to Cup finals in the late 80's and early 90's without the talents of Ray Bourque. Even patron saint of overrated power forwards Cam Neely needed soft-as-tissue Craig Janney or passer extraordinaire Adam Oates. The current Bruins go nowhere without all everything centre Patrice Bergeron, smart vet Mark Recchi and Chara. Boston hates because no amount of bullying, brawling and thuggery wins without skill to guide it. Both clubs share parts of each other's religion, but never fully embrace the aspects they need from the other. They hate that part of themselves almost as much as they hate the image on the other side of the divide.

I hate victims who respect their executioners. - Jean-Paul Sartre

There is no honour in Milan Lucic fighting Mike Komisarek after Komisarek's shoulder was injured. Or in his engaging players already involved with others. Or his refusal to answer when called. There is no honour in Greg Campbell using a weapon on Tom Pyatt, or John Boychuk continuing to hit Jaro Spacek as he lay on the ice. There is no reason to respect Zdeno Chara's cheapshots, or Claude Julien's complaints or bush-league move of putting out goons to end a game. The Bruins have spent the better part of a century trying to smother the Canadiens in their sleep. There is no respect on their part, and as such, they deserve no respect in return. It's possible that the Bruins will win handily tonight; that they will bully and beat the Canadiens in scrums and on the scoreboard. That won't garner respect. Better Bruins teams than this one have fallen at the final hurdle. The Bruins have tried to be executioners to the Canadiens for their entire sorry existence and HAVE NEVER FINISHED THE JOB.  One should not respect an executioner.  One must refuse to be a victim.  Montreal time and again has refused.  They do so again tonight. 

My hate will die with you. - Robert the Bruce, Braveheart

Tonight, our hate lives again. Win or lose. First or second. Our hate sustains us until the next. Montreal has its weapons of choice. Boston has its own. Fuel for the Pretty Hate Machine is never in short supply. 

314 comments:

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Hypnotoad said...

Happy you fucking joke of a league?

AND FUCKING DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT OF A SHAVED GORILLA!

moeman said...

I know fez, just reacting but the way chara just skates away makes me think he couldn't give a shit. The Bs have for a long while been a goon organization, they thrive on it, it seeps into their game. chara has mostly been an upstanding on-ice citizen and the game is fast but this leaves an even worst taste in my mouth for these fuckers.

dwgs said...

FucK, in the midst of wanting to puke while looking for any sign of life from Pacioretty I thought to myself, "How long till the apologists start excusing Chara's behaviour?" I didn't think it would be five minutes later on this blog. Sorry Fez, but fuck that noise, that fucking ape should be gone for the rest of the season, minimum.

Matt - ftc said...

Fuck I hope he is ok, I hate that nobody cud do shit to chara. I'm sure he's laughing with lucid in the room...those ugly bastards

Steve said...

looking at the replay the way Patches twitched after he was layed out I dont think he broke his neck, I sure hope so,

Hadulf said...

Please be ok Max...Holy fucking christ...

That was just fucking nasty. Did anyone see him talk or move or something???????

Orangeman said...

God RDS' talking is just meaningless echos in my ears. And that has very little to do with my elementary understanding of French. It's all meaningless. A young man may be ruined for life. This game and the hate I felt before it, it all kind of seems stupid now.

Steve said...

Chara should be gone for at least the first round of the playoffs, that was just fucking cruel, with nothing at stake.

Hypnotoad said...

@dwgs

For your information, the bruin broadcast started apologizing for the ape before we even knew if Pacioretty was breathing.

Horrifying and enraging at the same time. He looked dead out there.

Please jebus, anyone, make it not as bad as it looked.

Orangeman said...

Please, FHF, send my meth ice cream directly to Max. He needs it more than I.

Young HF29 said...

let's all think of max and worry about recriminations tomorrow.

the Maritimer said...

Let me chime in.

FUCK YOU CHARA!!!!!

Hadulf said...

Just imagine Max's parents right now...I don't want to.

God dammit

moeman said...

Prescience:

Hatred comes from the heart; contempt from the head; and neither feeling is quite within our control. - Alfred Schopenauer

To enjoy the things we ought, and to hate the thing we ought, has the greatest bearing on excellence of character. - Aristotle

Let them hate, so long as they fear. - Lucius Accius Telephus

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for something you are not. - Andre Gide

We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another. - Johnathan Swift

If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us. - Hermann Hesses

I hate victims who respect their executioners. - Jean-Paul Sartre

My hate will die with you. - Robert the Bruce, Braveheart

Young HF29 said...

most bittersweet meth ice cream ever

iRiRi said...

Positive thoughts and prayers to Max and his family.

I don't even care about the rest of this stupid game. I just want to know if he's going to be okay.

kevincrumbs said...

Well, what should've been a celebratory mood around here has turned somber. Go on and finish off the fucking Bruins for Patches, boys.

Bill 101 said...

oh god let him play again someday

Matt - ftc said...

Chara shouldn't get out of montreal

dwgs said...

Just to be clear, I don't believe that the Bruins are evil as an organization, my problem is entirely with Chara. I'd like to think that even he feels bad about it but remorse doesn't isn't enough.

Matt - ftc said...

Prayers out to pacioretty

Oleg Petrov said...

Rumours that a tweet from the dressing room says Pax said a word or two to the doctors.

Deathwatch upgraded to paralysiswatch.

Number31 said...

Hey guys.
@mechant_mangeur: VOTE Max Pacioretty FOR FIRST STAR TONIGHT! A WARRIOR! #habs #bruins

Orangeman said...

I saw Moises Alou destroy his ankle rounding 3rd on live TV. This reminds me of that, but approximately 59023234 times worse.

LeBuuuuut said...

I'm always amazed when those kids can get back on the ice/field/court after a horrific injury like that.

moeman said...

PatCHes is a pretty tough kid. I think he'll be back sooner than we expect. Until then get well and may bettmandalycampbellburkecherrymilburykypreos's NHLUFCMMA dream end sooner than later.

Kate said...

So what was that, payback for the tap Patches gave Chara on the back two games ago? Good triumphs over evil, right? *blesses self, says prayers*

Oleg Petrov said...

TWITTER: Pacioretty était conscient lorsqu'il est sorti de la patinoire. Il bouge tous ses membres et se rend à l'hopital général en ambulance
» de Francois Gagnon

Anonymous said...

That looked very much like Claude Lemieux (sp?) on Chris Draper when Clod as Wings fans will always refer to him was with the Av's.

Orangeman said...

How does one vote for the 3 stars via text?

Steve said...

Arrest that fucker, I dont care if it wont stick let him spend a night in jail with Montreals finest

Orangeman said...

I live down the street from the General and fell like running up the hill right now.

Young HF29 said...

i really hope Twitter is right for a change

moeman said...

That sick fuck campbell only decides how many games depending on the resulting injury. Hope you are glad it isn't your kid out cold collie.

b said...

The time has come for the designer's of the glass to be subject to a product liability suit. The stanchion at the bench is in a defective condition unreasonably dangerous and has been years. Fuck Chara.

iRiRi said...

The Habs official twitter just said the same.

Young HF29 said...

just saw the official Habs Twitter. thank goodness

moeman said...

heh, barely tapped the little loudmouth fuck.

Orangeman said...

ok, ok

*gives head a shake*

Patches would want his boys to keep playing hard and win this shit. So there's no reason to forget that.

GYFHG!!!!

L Dude said...

Hey guys, I don't usually chime in during the game but had (FUCK, not Marchand) to chime in with some thoughts for MaxPac and hopes that Chara FUCKS OFF AND DIES soon.

PRICE!!!

Habsfan10 said...

Every person in the building is out of this game. It's a library.

moeman said...

No rebounds on a gimmee penalty shot your fucking prick.

Orangeman said...

@29: Please enlighten us non-twitter people.

Also, seriously how do we vote for stars?

moeman said...

0-man, methinks you need the Bell app.

Number31 said...

Reports say Patches is alive, talking, and can move his arms/legs. His guardian angel is watching over him. I'm sending my hugs.

L Dude said...

Yeah Oman, looks like their hearts are no longer in the game (with good reason). But they gotta keep playing. They're probably gonna be without him for a while.

Habsfan10 said...

Just waiting for the first Bruin fan or talking head to declare Max put himself in a dangerous position. You fucking know it's coming.

moeman said...

RDS says incoming news is somewhat, tentatively positive. No details.

Orangeman said...

@moe: are you serious? I'd complain if I didn't feel like was like crying over a hangnail during the Holocaust.

moeman said...

leaf lost

Young HF29 said...

Oman, official Habs tweet:

"Update: Pacioretty is conscious, and reported to be moving his hands and feet and is talking. He's being taken to the hospital for tests."

iRiRi said...

@o-man - www.canadiens.com/3stars

moeman said...

I wouldn't kid about shit like this. Bouchard says PatCHes! throat took the brunt. Just a messenger.

moeman said...

Nice save TFS™!

L Dude said...

Fuck, Max IS a tough guy. He just might be back sooner than later. I don't want to jinx him, but I don't think Carey has any plans on letting a puck past him this game.

DCD!!! (DIE CHARA DIE!!!)

too soon to take odds on whether Greg's dad will suspend the big fucking hairless ape?

Unknown said...

My guess is, if Pacioretty is alive and well tomorrow, Chara goes to NYC to see Collie-the-Wheel-of-Justice-Monkey and gets 2-3 games.

Orangeman said...

@iRiRi: Thanks!

moeman said...

collie campbell this coming Thursday: "I was at the game and watching my son's team get beat was punishment enough."

Orangeman said...

That really upsets me.

Young HF29 said...

ah crap. but understandable

Anonymous said...

Boo.

L Dude said...

Well ezz, I hope you're right about Max. Ooh. Hope that wasn't my fault.
If Chara does need to visit Collie tomorrow, I say leave Max in full traction until after the hearing even if he's fine.

fezworth said...

That was a perfectly placed shot by Lucic.

moeman said...

Go You Fucking PatCHes! Go!

Habsfan10 said...

Bugger. Hell of a shot by the orc.

fezworth said...

I just re-watched it on TSN. Fuck Chara. The puck was GONE, patCHes had cleared it. That monster just THREW him into the stanchion. Fuck Chara.

moeman said...

One can understand that our team is demoralized but they've played a great game. Winning, its addictive.

Orangeman said...

Besides the obvious, I seriously wonder what the talking heads will say after this game. The last one was a 2-goaler (it was 1 goal most of the time) it was declared the Bs dominated the Habs for all time. I guess this is a fluke? One in blue moon---if blue moons come around every other week.

WV: Normally I would say "This was the best game 'everer'", but..uh, no.

moeman said...

Nice coaching julien.

Orangeman said...

I do like that they played "Fuck you" there for Lucic.

L Dude said...

fez, there's no question it was deliberate on chara's part. I've watched it several times in slo mo. You can see chara eye the stansion and drive Max's head directly into it. On purpose. with intent to injure. no fucking question.

DCD!!!

Ooh, are the poor dirty fuckers losing and getting chippy again. Fuck off Lucic. Just fuck right off.

moeman said...

All you need as a lasting image is horton's arrogant smirking face in front of PFK. No where near an organization that respects the game.

fezworth said...

I love that the game ended on a Subban spin-o-rama.

Young HF29 said...

nice win. get well patCHes. deep breath

Steve said...

Fuck you fucking Bruins suck your own dicks all the way back to Boston

Young HF29 said...

great get well CHeer!

moeman said...

Pure class CH. Pure fucking class.

iRiRi said...

3rd star and standing ovation for Patches. Once again, I hope he's gonna be okay.

L Dude said...

Habs fans know.

heh. leafs lose. I bring up tsn.ca and you wouldn't even know they played a game tonight. Of course you also wouldn't know the Habs played, but i'll give them a few minutes on that front.

DCD!!!

moeman said...

The game was existential.

Get well PatCHes.

Go Habs Go!

Steve said...

I stopped watching EPSN cause the three stars would all be bruins. Lego with a heck of game, and very fucking white of Chocula to try and get him the hat trick.

In fact I think they played CHanabis the whole game, its a new era.

Unknown said...

Twitter reporting that Chara left for Bruins' bus in the middle of the third. Makes him a wuss, but it's the right call by Bruins management.

Would not have wanted to see what would have gone down at the proverbial bike rack after tonight's game.

Orangeman said...

I am happy to be a Habs fan after that. After all of that.

Patches, I'm with you. The good news is that the last time he left on a stretcher he was back next game (Buffalo like 2 months ago).

Go Habs Go. You proved again tonight you're worth more than what you give us on the ice!

Unknown said...

Twitter (@LucGelinas) says Chara is answering three questions. Anxious to know which ones.

L Dude said...

They do have the video from the assault with the tsn Habs announcer (sounds like Dave Randorf)

DCD!!!

moeman said...

TFS™ is within 4 wins of Roy's best ever regular season. I know its in the playoffs where it all matters but 10 months ago could I have typed that?

L Dude said...

Mike Johnson: "Not a dirty hit from Chara...but I see they've put up a 5 minute major." Fuck me.

DCD!!!

Oh they're at it again agreeing that it's not a dirty hit.

Steve said...

I hate to cry over split milk but that penalty shot was bogus, totally bogus,

Steve said...

That second goal by Lego was fucking BOSSY

Steve said...

Man that was great except for the near decapitation, I feel like I won something important.

Anonymous said...

I hope the Bruins have to answer for this shit. What is it going to take for these fucking goons to get punished for their bullshit? If that was Subban it would be world war three on fucking tsn. I hope he is ok...

the Maritimer said...

That win felt SO GOOD!

Hope Max is OK, will say a prayer for him tomorrow at mass. Get well soon kid. They need you for the playoffs.

The classless brooins will always be the lesser of the two organizations. Just because.

Orangeman said...

What, almost 20-30 mins since the game ended and not a single word on TSN. Top story is Yotes might move to the Peg. Is it 2008 already?

dwgs said...

PJ fuckin' Stock on L'antichambre going on about how it's not Chara's fault cuz he's 6'9" and didn't know what he was doing. Fack.

Kate said...

Just watched the replay a couple of times. That was done on purpose. Disgusting, that fucking psycho giraffe picked his spot.

Orangeman said...

I will say that when I first saw it (live) and a replay or two (trying not to look too hard) I didn't know if it was intentional but I let my emotions take over. Having seen the replay, it is obvious that it was. The puck was gone, Chara is ridiing Patches into the boards, fine. Then BOOM. There is no doubt. There are meaningful plays like that every game without hits like that, this was intentional without the puck and at the end of a period. It makes me sick.

moeman said...

Wrong O-man. tsn has the leaf loss in primo space. Oh wait, they cater to the lowest denominator, the leaf fan.

pjstuck just yipped that Habs fans think with their heart and not with their heads. He would know, heartless dumbass.

McPhee said...

We all knew this day would come. I just never thought for a second it would be one of our boys: always happens to someone else, I figured like everyone else.

Well, fuck me.

We're all traumatised. How can we not be? Seriously, can anyone remember seeing anything this violent in any team sport video.

For now we need to be on the good side of the life/death energy and send all our best to that poor kid.

Unknown said...

300th comment. Sad that it's because of such a terrible situation.

Orangeman said...

@moe: right after I wrote that I refreshed and the leaf story came up. We're going on 30+mins now without a word, and it was broadcast on their network!

L Dude said...

I agree with anon. If that was PFK, he'd be fucking lynched and hanged. Chara will *maybe* get 2 games. But probably not.

L Dude said...

TSN2 That's Hockey 2nite. Kouleas and Barnaby assessing the assault. Talking to Carey.

moeman said...

pjstuck is simply, as in simple-minded simpleton, defending his cbc/hnic seat. This POS is not a voice of/for the Habs. If he doesn't have the limited garbled French he has, he isn't on my teevee.

moeman said...

... and if the mediots want to talk about domination, the Habs are 4-1-0 so far this season. Dominate that you fuckers.

Number31 said...

Crying again. NHLN showing highlights. That moment when Price is by his side and holds his arm while he's on the stretcher. BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLIIIIIIIIIIIIING...

I mean what a fantastic game by the Habs, their 5th win in a row, Eller's amazing play, and ALL WE'VE GOT NOW IS THAT FUCKTARD TAKING OUT OUR BOY PATCHES!

You know, Hal Gill is a BIG man. He's 6'7" 240lbs. He knows what his size would do to someone. That's why he prefers to smartly box out guys, use his reach, and pin guys to the wall instead of killing them. That's why Hal Gill >>>> Chara. Also why Hal Gill has a pretty Stanley Cup ring and Chara's a shaved gorilla.

I was going to give credit to the Bruins for taking the 3rd quietly...and then Lucic hooked on to Pouliot and wanted to fight him at the end. Why? 'Cause Pouliot KOed Krejci? Morons.

Orangeman said...

Security guards in one section intervened to stop a developing altercation, when a livid Canadiens fan turned to a man in a Bruins jersey and screamed, "Are you proud to be wearing that?"

via the CBC.

L Dude said...

Barnaby: No malicious intent.
Mackenzie: Same.

Give Kouleas credit for trying to stay neutral and asking "But what about the history? (Max's push on Chara couple games back.) Guess they're even now.

Hmm, wonder what the sportsnet guys will say?

Orangeman said...

In finally realized why the English media is silent so far on this win. Their mouths are full eating crow.

L Dude said...

Well night all. Sleep well Max. Hope they gave you some good stuff.
I would like to think that Chara will have a sleepless night thinking he could have fucking killed a man with his thoughtless goonery.

wv: stingcoc

moeman said...

Kidz, there are a lot of utjobs in the Montreal media but the hate the toronto media has for the Habs is palpable. When a slob like bob mackenzie goes out of his way to try to justify chara's 'hit' you know there's no going back or forward for that matter. Just be glad their leaf didn't win tonight because all they see is what is gazed at their navel. They'll protect the boys club otherwise they lose their access. The next time blob tries to be serious about head shots and being a hockey father, deride the idiot. The media morons that say they 'know chara' are stooges for their career luxury of covering the game.

sevenman said...

Third star and a standing O for patCHes at the end of the game....that's why we love the Habs...classiest organization in sport

iRiRi said...

According to Tony Marinaro, Max's vital signs are all okay and he's been diagnosed with a concussion.

There are rumors that his parents were at the game.

Flying Toaster said...

This is really disgusting. I had a lot of respect for Bob Mackenzie whom i viewed as being one of the more level-headed "experts" on TV... But with him defending Chara's hit, and if you look at his tweets, basically telling his followers to fuck off if they don't agree... I just can't watch TSN anymore, this is fucking disgusting.

I was listening to the Ottawa game on the radio at work and they stopped doing the play by play for a whole 5 minutes to talk about the Pacioretty situation... Say what you will about Ottawa but atleast they have class.

Hadulf said...

I found this vid of 'the hit'. It's a better view than I had during the RDS feed. I watchd it, without sound and I have a hard time making a decision...I think the hit is intentional. Meaning, the shaved gorilla wants Pax to hit the post. Just not sure about intent to injure, though.

Anyway, the vid has mulitiple angles and the angle that shows the hit as if you were watching from Rask's net is quite revealing...I will repost this on TMS...

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