Many lap dances to Moey for naming DarCHe Vader
A not so long time ago, in an arena not so far, far away...
Episode IV
A NEW HOPE
It is a period of civil war between Squid and Mad Max. Rebel Habs, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Trap Empire.
During the battle, Habs spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the DEATH BRODEUR, an armored goalie with enough power to destroy an entire league.
Pursued by the Lemaire’s sinister agents, Princess Jacques races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his team and restore freedom to the CH…
Episode V
THE HABS STRIKE BACK
It is a dark time for the Rebel Habs forces. Although the Death Brodeur has been destroyed, Devil troops have driven the Habs forces from their hidden base behind the blue line and pursued them across the Prudential Centre.
Evading the dreaded Imperial Defence, a group of freedom fighters led by Jaro and the CHicken has established a new secret base on the remote ice world of Newark.
Theevil great lord DarCHe Vader, obsessed with finding youth, has dispatched a game winning goal and an assist into the far reaches of 10th place in the East…
A not so long time ago, in an arena not so far, far away...
Episode IV
A NEW HOPE
It is a period of civil war between Squid and Mad Max. Rebel Habs, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Trap Empire.
During the battle, Habs spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the DEATH BRODEUR, an armored goalie with enough power to destroy an entire league.
Pursued by the Lemaire’s sinister agents, Princess Jacques races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his team and restore freedom to the CH…
Episode V
THE HABS STRIKE BACK
It is a dark time for the Rebel Habs forces. Although the Death Brodeur has been destroyed, Devil troops have driven the Habs forces from their hidden base behind the blue line and pursued them across the Prudential Centre.
Evading the dreaded Imperial Defence, a group of freedom fighters led by Jaro and the CHicken has established a new secret base on the remote ice world of Newark.
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Note to sci-fi geeks like me: I know this makes no sense. Shut up.
19 comments:
May the farce be with us.
So, on tap for tonight, episode 5, DarCHe Vader battles the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.
GG11,
Love what you've done with JM's do.
Yeah, way to totally destroy those Princess Leia fantasies that have been lying (mostly) dormant these last 30 years... Bastard.
I'm not one to throw around false praise, even as an elementary school teacher, so believe me when I say that was golden. So, is Halak Yoda then? You know, little, foreign and not so great with English?
Make saves I must. Defence we have not.
Brent Sutter is Yoda
Hilarious! Very well done GG and 29
I guess his nickname couldn't be the obvious given the way he played last night.
Good nickname Moey. Good parody 29, but the picture of JM is just wrong.
dwgs, it could have been much, much worse... thank the hockey gods he didn't use a slave Leia pic.
GG11: May the Schwartz be with you.
@Moey: DarCHe Vader. NICE! Way better than Darchebag.
Did I year the Habs are wearing their alternate Starfleet unis tonight? In NY? Or is that next week for HDIC?
*Ducks from wrath of sci-fi fans for mixing Wars and Trek
Or are they back on Tatooine tonight?
Ok, so over at HI/O they're saying the mustard yellow starfleet jerseys have been shelved. No centennial jersey for you - 100 years!
Mustard yellow jerseys? Was this to be a throwback to when we were the Nashville Predators?
Bravo HF29. Wherever it is you go for dinner, please continue to go there if it enables you to produce gems like these.
@kev: heh. If the throwback was to this year's Preds, I'd take their 61 points to date with ease.
I was thinking of this of course.
WV= putflu - We should putflu virus into opponents' water bottles.
@LDude
That movie still makes me laugh.
You ever noticed Jacques Martin if you give him a high top hat, a monocle and an umbrella he'd look like the Penguin from Batman?
The Canadian Press
Published on Saturday, Jan. 23, 2010 3:51PM EST
Defenceman Paul Mara has an upper-body injury and will not be in the Montreal Canadiens lineup against the New York Rangers on Saturday night.
Coach Jacques Martin said Mara would be examined by team doctors to determine how long he will be out of action.
The veteran rearguard was injured in Montreal's 3-1 win at New Jersey on Friday night.
Martin said Ryan O'Byrne would take Mara's spot in the lineup.
He also said that forward Sergei Kostitsyn, who has missed 10 games with an ankle injury, may be ready to return against New York.
Stubbs' Twitter says little tits is playing. TITS! Well, little ones anyway.
@L Dude: Oops, missed the Star Trek references
I'm confused as to why Rhino didn't play last night, anyway.
Dagger Solo punched first.
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