From the city of gorgeous gals, your awakened 2-1-1 Montréal Canadiens take on Ontario's team, Les Sénateurs d'Ottaoutaouais. Soberly speaking (its early, only had one glass of wine), hope you are feeling better $enator Demers.
Speaking of excitement, Where's Auldoº vs. Elliot! Man there better be lotsa bOOze (no bOOs SVP, OK a few for Chris Neil) in da house. Speaking of houses, the one owned by renowned mega-Habs fan and Ottawa resident Liam Maguire (NO RELATION TO McSPLooGE!) should update his sites. --> ºScrap dat, the Price is right back where he fucking belongs.
Special shout out to long time Habs blogger Sweet Daddy Kane for his fucking fantastic shout out to the FHF blog;
"Four Habs Fans probably needs no introduction.
They’re just really funny and bright guys putting a
slightly vulgar and sexist slant to their fine and smart
hockey thoughts, and I think they’re as creative as can be.
Nuns and priests might not be crazy about this site, though.
Or are they?"
SDK, that is some good shit. 'Slightly'? Also, no sexism at FHF cuz the tongues are always firmly planted in CHeeks or Tits, size 46.
Now back to tonight's activities where the combined ratings of RDS and CBC should unite our Glorious Nation on this coast2coast leafless fall evening. Oh, yeah, a song parody ...
Inspired by my run-in with The Goat in Montréal and a fun-in with some fab new FHFriends,
oh and Anglais Moderne.
"I'll Pants! with You" ~ À Jacques, de CHèvre
Moving forwards using all that depth
Trading Jaro cuz TFS™ was never second best
I saw the Habs world thrashing all around our BELL place
Follow me I'm going to les Danses-à- dix for some mesh and lace
I'll stop the world and Pants! with you
You've seen four games and it's getting better all the time
There's nothing FHFers won't do (for meth)
They'll stop the world and Pants! with you
(You should know better?)
Dream of better lines the kind which never fade
(You should see why)
We need the skates of Vodkov's powerplay grace
(You should know better?)
We made a pilgrimage to save this team's disgrace
(We made Crosby cry)
What I'm comprehending is a Cup since long gone bye
(It'll stop the world)
This is my fucking game day preview
(It'll crash blogger's world)
You've seen PFK's difference and he's getting better all the time
(Don't stop his whirl)
There's nothing Kwa-Pee-ten Gio won't do
(Those FrenCH lessons must make him hurl)
I'll stop the world and Pants! with you
Kirk Muller's future's open wide
(two minutes for looking so good)
(Let's stop the world)
I'll stop the world and Pants! with you
(Gleefully caustic world)
I've made some CHanges and it's getting better all the time
(Let's stop the world)
There's nothing the marketing team won't do
(Let's stop the world)
I'll stop the world and Cul-Lot! with you
Pascal LeClaire's 5-hole is open wide
(oh wait, he's hurt, again)
hmmm hmmm hmmm ice cream
hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm free ice cream
hmmm hmmm hmmm cupcakes
hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm creamy cupcakes
We'll stop HNIC's blue and white fascist world, CBC Fuck You!
(Let's stop bob cole's mangling of words)
Hey Mike, Carrie gives me underwood
(Let's stop the world)
Kovy, your mythic hair is no longer good
(Let's stop the world)
Look at BR's orange mane now thats a hood
(Let's stop the world)
Let's go to Vega$ and gamble a buck or two
(Let's stop the world)
I'll wear the mesh, you lace up in red, white and blue
(Let's stop the world)
G Y F H !
67 comments:
BTW, if I ever, ever, forget to ever fucking mention it, I adore GG.
the nun with the tits pic brings back memories.
well done moe! i love that tune. and killer work GG
cbc/hnic, about Gio; "the burden of being the Captain"
Their burden is to STFU.
btw "PPP has Carey clock envy" is one of my favourite tags evar
@Moe
Thanks and nicely done.
@29
Where so I send my overtime hours?
I need a sedative myself from today. To bad we aren't playing Buffalo. No one is happier than me that they're off until Thursday.
heh, cbc/hnic has Peter Puck sucking foster hewitt's blue and white phallic puck, then adds some wad named bill hewitt and their own centre-ice fake lake bob cole to the leaf ménagerie. Weird, sick innuendo at the cbc/hnic. Do we pay for this?
A good friend of mine knows Wade Redden well. Wade does not look well. When his Mom died his life spinned into hell. I won't repeat what my friend divulged. Get well and good luck Wade.
@GG - HR department. if you can find them
@29
Great. You had to go and make HF4 the HR dept. Thanks. Such a bunch of lawyers.
opera CBC? really?
meh, cbc/hnic is so use to tragicomedy that it knows no less. They fucking hate the Habs.
Have I mentioned how utterly fucking cool the new intro is at the Bell Centre? Music from Inception FTW, peeps!!
Equally cool - Gorges is getting props from crowd during intros. Nowhere near Squid/TFS/Vodkov, but it's getting there.
Ps- outstanding work GG and moe!
Merci ami(e)s.
~~~
Ya think ron maclean represses much? flq, signalling October dates, downlifting garbage comments? WhereTF is this show produced from?
What the hell just came out of Ron Maclean's mouth?
jim hughson thank god. i couldn't deal with bob colzzzzz
G I O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cap'n!!!!
Me likey.
I, for one, suggest 57 minutes of the trap.
Kovy's first shift lasted 30 seconds. Whoa. Thad gonna piss him off...
(PS - SQUEEEEE!!! My Gio!!!)
heh @ Gate. I'm sure Chokula agrees with you
What a bullshit call. I mean, ridiculously fucking bullshit.
Wow, the refs have decided to control this game.
Feels like the all-Quebecois refs knew they had to throw a couple of calls to the Habs early in order to not be accused of homerism.
PP! don't forget to put Gorges out on the point
crap
Too even a 1st period.
GYFH!
Hey, what ever happened to Benoit being relegated to the broadcasting minors? I was kind of looking forward to that. (A lot.)
heh, cbc/hnic's resident racist drops 'Corey Price' as his regular game name mangling. Sad, old, Bruin, now, leaf, #1 fan. Sad. We pay for this?
Wow! Either Cap'n Gio has a really small head (EZ) or Elliot Fried Man has a fucking huge melon of a noggin.
Go You Fucking Habs!
nice pileup. the most excitement all period
Halpern on the PP. we're already desperate
Team looks tired. Senzzzz putting them to sleep?
nightmare
NOW it's a nightmare
I guess I have to stop doing my assignment and actually pay attention.
I, for one, suggest 28 minutes of the trap.
Great, now I have to decide between passing my class and helping the Habs win.
Also, cheap ass Sens!
MAZEL TOV!
I leave for a few minutes and the Phillies tie the Giants? Oh, wait. Halpern!
Big.
Fucking.
Tits.
I'm going to flunk out of school. All for you, Habbies.
Who IS that masked man??
This game is a bit different from last night, eh?
When you hear glen heely say the word integrity you;
1. barf
2. bleed from your eyes
3. accidentally shit your pants (not to be confused with Pants!)
4. barf, bleed from your eyes and shit your pants
ok whole new fucking game for 20 minutes. gyfh
Okie dokie then, all done my assignment. I'll pay real close attention to help our boys.
CASH IT
hahahaha
so the PP is now what, 1 for 20?
I haven't seen the PP so ineffectual since, uh, last playoffs. Remember when a PP was an almost guaranteed goal?
do we start making "decline" jokes now?
SuperfuckingpleXXXXXXXXXXXXXXe1
superpleXXXe!!
Pleks! I liked everything about that.
The downside is we might have to accept the power of the Ole chant on that one.
Eat that win cbc/hnic.
that's alright
Reset your fucking clock PPP.
Hate to be a downer but PK seems to get weaker with every day away from Boucher.
Other than that WOO HOO!!
Interestingly, tonight was the fourth straight game the opposing team have pulled their goalie.
Actually, that's the fifth straight one-goal game. Out of five. At least this season will be exciting. Return of the CHardiac Kids?
Wow. NHL Squid tire pushing ad is fucking awesome. Bonus, Sam Roberts.
The CBC's rolling ads of Organ donation, AA and girls living in poverty is kind of harshing my buzz.
The anti-CHambre's Habs pure hate is on with ex-Nords (go figure) bergeron, aka bergfuck and therrien slamming the Habs hard. Oh wait, w won.
bergui, with his snake tongue venomously flying, is in an incredibly hateful mood, so much so so he can't even get his pure wool fave Bulldogs' name right. A sick, sick, fat, fucking fuck.
(NB- when bergui was on tqs' 110% he use to literally use his tongue to spit his venom at PleXXXe. A sick, sick fuck.)
Now they are ripping PFK. Man, I'd rather hear ron maclean mention the flq.
W00T! BigTits is back and doing dirty things to/with his TurtlePlexxx once again!!!
Dennis Kane's wife is close...
FHFs is the best site...
Keep up the great job!
I ate massive amounts of meat and now I'm paying for it. Only in Montreal do we get to see the game on 10 screens in a Brazilian restaurant somewhere in the skeezy section of Pierrefonds. And some Sens fan was sitting behind me too..
Helluva game last night. I'm a bit of a sadist so watched CBC's resident septuagenarian racist. He gives Josh Gorges props for about 3 seconds and then "that's enough of that" and goes on to talk about the Loafs for 5 minutes.
Now, I've said before I wouldn't mind seeing the Leafs back in the playoffs. BUT, then Cherry goes and spouts off about all of the prognosticators jumping on the leafy bandwagon and shows his clip from game one where HE was the first to declare the laffs would be in the playoffs.
Now, I want to see his caretaker mush those words into a fine paste and mix it in with his porridge or metamusil or Boost or whatever the fuck the old mat eats and make him eat those fucking words next spring.
/hate
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