Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of winning the Ryder Cup...
- Squid gets a one-game suspension for his slash on whats-his-name Nino somebody the other night. Sounds, uh, reasonable, we guess. Red Fisher thinks it's a slap on the wrist;
- Here's a report from the Habs in Charlevoix. We miss the "teen ranch" jokes from last year;
- The NHL and its officials have labour peace, signing a four-year deal;
- Here's a recap of episode 1 of Battle of the Blades, including the video of BGL getting cut by a skate in practice. Not for the squeamish;
- The Flames snap up Brendan Morrison.
22 comments:
I'd like to thank TMS for 'supending' me. It sounds naughty.
And my only advice for children being offered free gifts by FHF is RUN CHILDREN! RRRRRUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
headline typos are the worst kind of typos
"... free gifts for children under 12..."
Dear Sirs,
Clarification, SVP, regarding these gifts. Under 12 chronologically or maturity?
@29: Don't take my sarcastic pointing out of typos personally. Having to wake up this early makes me angry towards the English language.
My grandson is four but there is no way in h-e-doublehockeysticks he will see your blog until he is in university. But if you want to send grandpa a nice gift that would be fine....
Red Fisher thinks Squid got away with one but didn't see the game. Valid.
New fucking font!
My kids would like LCBO gift cards in lieu of whatever crap we were thinking of giving them.
Wait, what were we giving them?
If I let my kids read the blog, can I have their gifts?
wv: I hope the Habs give the leafs a good, old fashioned drubam on Thursday.
I'd like to lodge an official complaint as I do not have any kids to steal the FHF present from.
On the other hand if I can just have the oft-promised meth ice cream, (we're all way overdue) I'll probably totally forget the whole thing.
@bea: Want some?
I'll be in the US on Thursday.
Does anyone know of a web-feed that will carry the game?
cbc/hnit will probably be streaming it.
@Habs Q: Pretty sure that CBC/HNIC has their feeds locked outside Canada... Try, but you might need to proxy in.
With Meth ice cream make the Britney Spears song stop playing in my head.... oh, baby baby?
@GG11
i was BritSpe naive and did not have the song in my head but now it's on a loop. the moral being one should not read FHF if one wants to preserve one's sanity!
meth ice cream may be our only hope
WV sescr = succor = meth icecream (is it me or is there a theme here?)
Just emailed Ben & Jerry to suggest a new ice cream flavour, sCHool girl outfit ripple.
Hey guys, you know Anabelle Langlois? The girl Laraque is skating with in Battle of the Blades? Well she's actually my best friend's big sister. I remember she came over to see him when we were both in high school and paid us both lunch :P She's a really sweet girl.
Anyway, that was totally unrelated to hockey and i apologize
Also, people over at Lighthouse Hockey are going apeshit over the 1 game suspension that Cammalleri got. Now, my perception may be skewed, but from what i saw, that "slash" on Nino's ankle had barely any weight in it. He hit him sure, he should be suspended for such a gesture, sure. but anything more than 5 games like they are claiming would've been, to me, completely ridiculous.
Also, i really despise all the seething hate and bile they're letting out. Even going so far as to call us "Habs fans and toady media, mostly"
Toady media? Really? Now was there any need for that?
and Boogaard walks
ankles more precious than 'nads (insert lame Kessel joke)
what am I missing here?
@Habs Q: CBC locks the feed outside of Canada. Go to atdhe.net or even channelsurfing.net. If that fails you can dig around at justin TV. Finally, you have youstream.com. You can also listen to the game on cjad online if you unfortunately get American announcers.
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*'ustream.com' not 'youstream'. I think that one's porn. So, either way.
surreal
Harold Ballard lives
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/ballards-maple-leaf-garden-slab-donated-to-hockey-hall-of-fame/article1744044/
dont even have to say "Leafs suck"
over
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