Welcome to moe's fucking nightmare

Ed.(HF29)'s note - In FHF's ongoing quest to do less work, we have brought up one of the commentors from the minors, so to speak. Long-time commentor moeman will be contributing his parodies as official FHF posts a bunch of times this season. Welcome the sixth Four Habs Fan. We hope you enjoy. If not, fuck you. moe rulz.

Welcome to moe's nightmare

I think you're gonna fucking like it
I think you're gonna FHFeel ... I belong
My word verification free vacation
With necessary alCHohol sedation
I feel @ FHFome, a sCHlemiel with a song

Welcome to moe's nightmare
Welcome to moe's tune breakdown
I hope the BR heads don't scare you
That's just the way he looks, Monsieur orange-haired clown
We swear and laugh and get ice cream here
'cuz life is like a nocturnal wet dream here
You know inside your Pants! you feel right at home here

Welcome to moe's breakdown
Whoa! (bites head off of CHicken)
You're welcome to moe's nightmare
Yeah! (gorgeous Montréal gals in the crowd!)

Welcome to moe's nice hair
I think FHFemmes are gonna like it
I think you're gonna look good in your raunCHy baby dolls
We swear and laugh and never get ice cream here
'cuz FHF is just a meth dream here

I know inside the comments we feel right at home there
Welcome to moe's front page nightmare
Welcome to moe's Habitual breakdown
Yeah! G Y F Heavy silver metal winning Habs!

Oh and no more mister nice guy bouCHer. Fuck!