So the big pre-Olympic break finish is upon us. A home and home with the Flyers. If one game in the East clusterf*** would be called a 4-point game, would we not have to call this an 8-point home and home? F*** me, lawyers s*** at math. Either way, these two games will go a very long way to deciding how we think about this team while we watch Team Canada lose the bronze medal game to the Slovaks (a Jaro shutout, thanks to the power of chocolate milk).Waiting in line for a cheesesteak details - 6 PM from the Wachovia Center. 6 PM? WT*? I guess they want to finish on time for us to watch the opening ceremonies. Habs have actually won 6 straight (regular season) in Philly. Again, WT*? Habs coming off the Miracle on de la Montagne, while the Flyers are coming off sweeping a home and home from the Devils. Habs won the only meeting so far, 3-1, in a game where all 3 of our goal scorers - Squid, Big ***s and the Urologist - won't be in the lineup tonight.
Ready to rumble - Ryan and Fran do great work over at Flyers Goal Scored By...
Hot like the Eagles Cheerleaders - Pleks with 4G 4A over his last 6 games. Gomez 6 points in his last 4. Props to Little ***s and his 3 ***ists against the Caps, maybe the best game he's ever played. For the Phlyers, Jeff Carter has a goal in each of the last 2 games, Pronger has 3 points over that span, Gagné a point per game over his last 6, and Michael Leighton has played well between the stripper poles lately.
Cold like a brew from the Philadelphia Brewing Co. - after the Miracle, let's say no one. Though the Faceoff preview numbers say both Jaro and TFS are cold. I guess the TSN guys know what they're talking about, right? For the Phlyers, Brière and Richards both a measly single point in their last 4.
Injured like when BobBY Clarke hacked you in the back of the leg - oy, I don't even know where to start here. Apparently both Vodkov and Gorges are game-time decisions. The Subway Foot Long will be there in case one of them can't go. Dominic Moore will wear #42, and should be in the lineup. In case you have forgotten, our other injured are: Squid, Urologist, Big ***s, CHicken, Mara.
Post-game adult entertainment establishment - head over to Christine's Cabaret and Steakhouse for some meat, and uh, meat. You know, for all the strip clubs we have in Montreal, do we have one where I can get a decent steak? No. I feel this is a real business opportunity.
All hockey and opening ceremony comments welcome
172 comments:
A tuna steak?
Maybe Gibby's could be persuaded to have strippers.
@Boob
Wow. I can't think of a less inviting marketing pitch.... and I'm married to a gyno so there isn't a vagina joke I haven't made... never mind.
Sorry, I meant ****** joke.
I hope that Price uses more appropriate gloves that in GG11's photo.
@GG11
Boone is watching the game from your place tonight?
@Gino
yup
@Gino - that's why this post is family-friendly, in honour of the moment.
well, except for the link to the strip club
Can you keep a running count of the amount of alcohol he consumes for us tonight?
Also, can you please ask him how many "Jack Todd eats ****" he's ever read on a stall door in the Montreal Gazette Mens bathroom...
Thanks,
Gino
And finally GG11.
Does your husband ever frame photos of his best work?
Too easy...
the Twitters are freaking out with the new that the Frolov deal is done. maybe
@GG11:
Tell Boone to punch Jack Todd in the mouth for me.
@29. is it where you're going for dinner tonight, cause you're going out right, c'mon man.
wv forses, let's forses 29ses to goeses outs forses dinnerses, causes we needses to winses the ***ses gameses
@10
I already did but it was for me.
@ GG11:
Tell him again.
BGL is a politician now!
f*** J*** T***
I've been looking forward to this game! The Flyers seem to struggle against any team with a pulse, so I'm trying not to get excited about the Devils wins until we show that we can consistently beat playoff caliber teams. Beating Montreal twice this weekend would go a long way for us...
if HF29 goe sout for steak I promise to come and strip for him.
that's how bad I want this win
Orangeman here, reporting live from Central Ontario. I'm happy to report that the Leafs still s***, Canada's still cold and Timmy's bagels are still delicious. I look forward to watching the game tonight when it is dark outside with whiskey in my hand (only one of those is available when I'm watching at work in Korea). I might not be able to post during the game because I'll actually have live company with me. I don't need you people anymore. Go Habs Go, and I can't wait to see Terry Fox's hologram light the cauldron (god willing).
I should mention that the last game I got to watch in Canada involved a comeback agaist a New York area team. Just sayin'.
Not gonna be around kids. I'll parody tomorrow's game. Instead of me here's something for the censors.
R.I.P. to the young Georgian athlete. Too soon, so sad. Condolences.
welcome home orangeman, eh
have a great night moe. i'll cover for you. BECAUSE IM WATCHING THE WHOLE GAME AND NOT GOING OUT FOR DINNER!!!!
and i agree - condolences to the family of the luger. terribly tragic
Merci 29 and please, please let it be Terry Fox's image/legacy that lights up the world tonight.
Go Pants!
Go Habs!!
Go Canada!!!
Man, just got back from class, bummed out to see no Frolov acquisition. Boring faux trade deadline day.
OK Here's the deal. You guys have to take a tie with us into OT so we can all keep the dipwad Broons, dumbwad Tampon Bolts and richwad Rags out of the playoffs. Let's do this thing together two nights in a row. We Flyers can take an OT loss or even 2. Our spectacular goalie tandem will lead us to the promised land (another short playoff run.)
whew. just made it home in time. this 6 pm start really f***s with my normal get drunk on friday afternoon schedule
GO YOU F***ING PANTS
TFS 2.80 and .911. that's really pretty good, TSN f***tards
ooh Pleks
are any of the usual FHF contributors here tonite?
I'm goign to feel obliged to make pithy comments laced with swear words !
im here bea. we'll fucking swear together
no Markov but a subbanator
PING
Aaron Asham. there's a name from our past
I'm goign to have to type fast.
f***in typos to be expected
just to hear "Subban" makes me happy
@foo- The Flyers need all the points they can get right now. So I would prefer not to lose in OT :)
good reffing. WT*?
what's up with Hartnell and his hair.
what a douche
there's only 2 players per team playing.
f***in incredible
That was an interesting sequence... how was there no whistle on that?
jebus, Carey
WOW CAREY
RDS morons filling up time by somehow linking blizzards with the weird fight
YEAH PRICE
Lil **** gets sandwitched = Flyerogram
Carey saves our asses again
we are being dominated
just turned it on... is it all price so far?
The refs DO know that you're not allowed to hit people from behind, yeah?
@knuckles- pretty much. some Pleks too, but thats about it
sooBAN Alain, not Soobin
Subway foot long working the point. nice
good shift by PK
I only saw Subban play that last shift - but I like him already.
I must be dense I don't get the foot lomg bit
Subban = Subway and Subway has a foot long sub. it's dumb, no worries
so no real connection. just wishful thinking.
I'm guessing it's a guy thing.
let's hope it's not a fish story
JM - "welcome to the nhl PK..."
PK - "thank you so much jaques... i'm very excited to get goin.... who am i playing with?"
JM - "that would be hal gill"
PK - "f**k"
AAARRRGGGHHHHH
come on
golaie interference, right?
FUCK
What the FUCK was that?!
no review?
this is not going well
No, seriously, what the fuck is this shit? Is this going to be another 11-penalty Hurricanes game?
f***kin w**ale was fl**pin' ar**nd.
another pp.f********ck
Cari the fat wale got harpooned pretty good on that goal.
This shit is fucking boring. Good job by the defensemen to just let Cari the Fat Wale get run all night long.
The NHL is hard to take sometimes. Hartnell clearly harpooned Price out of the way...
Fr****s Ga***n predicting Russia win gold. F*** him
Ren***t Lav***e, Canada 4th. F***
Goalie interference.
OK ...so some fuckwit on RDS named Renaud(?) picks Canada to end up 4th in the Olympics - WTF?? Who the fuck is he then?
btw - I'm liking the Subanator (sp?) very much so far
Renaud's hair is more interesting than his comments and more a propos
HF29 it's not too late for you to go out for dinner
Bea, you're killin'. Killin' I tell ya.
Checking in here. I missed the first due to obligatory baby niece videos. Looks like I made the right choice. Condolences to the luger's family, too. What a crappy way to start this party.
Renaud is just bitter that there is no Team Quebec.
RDS Intermission interview with PK - "I've benn dreaming about this day since I put on skates"...Now that is the kind of fucking attitude we need to see more of! OMG I love this fucking guy!!
if you check the preview closely, i also have Team Canada finishing fourth
kill me
@ GG11 I'm trying to hold up the estrogen side tonite.
thankk God not too much testosterone around.
read that boone is enjoying his whisky
aw crap
FUCK
Carey the sieve.
Memories of the 2008 playoffs.
Jesus, get the fucking put out of the zone.
By put I mean puck. This game is boring me to sleep.
bad to worse
See? This is what happens when the puck spends the whole fucking period in your zone.
Did O'Byrne have to do that?
If HI/O goes on to read like jibberish it's DrGG's fault.
Not to beat a dead horse but Price should have had both of those...fuck!!!!
this is what happens when HF29 does not listen and refuses to eat his dinner.
no more strippers if you don't eat your supper outside!
What chance did Carey have on the third goal off of a Rhino deflection?
get Carey out of there. Why is he even there after last game? Come to think of it, why was he even there last game? There comes a point where you have to think about today instead of some undefined "future", especially after 3 years of this garbage.
And that's my angry rant about Carey. Now on to the rest of the useless bafoons out there.
carey is not at fault. no one showed up except the Subbanator
Hey PK, welcome to your modern day HABS
Fine, Carey is innocent. I've only seen a few minutes tonight, but they look terrible. How can they have a game like the one agaist the Caps and then follow that up with this?
Not to get all HIO here but you people want Jaro to play both games of a back to back because of a Rhino deflected goal and a borderline goalie interference goal? Like HF29 said, the rest of the fucking team has been fucking shit. Seven fucking shots on goal, people, seven!
interfered with on the first goal.
i didn't catch the 2nd.
obyrne deflection on the 3rd.
yeah this is all prices fault.
by the way they showed the footage of the georgian luger crash on ctv. cringe worthy. why the fuck would they show that?
Blair Betts is an odd looking fellow.
Like usualy...any positive momentum created by a win comes to a crashing halt once the boys run into a physical team.
Tell me again why the fuck we got Moore?? As if we don't already have half a team full of the exact same type of player...
Great, pass the puck around for a minute and then get your shot blocked.
what a waste of a PP
Great, back onto the PK. Maybe they should forfeit the rest of the game, pack up and go home.
Who is this Mad Cow person on the ice?
Hey, I took back my Price bashing! I don't think Jaro should play back to back but I'm definitely a Jaro guy myself, if only for the FHF posts.
Fuck...we're just over half way through the second and I'm slaughtered (these Friday night games really mess with my system)...still, it's easier to watch this miserable lot this way...did you now that the french commercials can be pretty fuckin' funny given the right amount of red wine...?
good news everyone!
im drunk. 3 bloody caesars at the Friday cocktail hour at the office and 4 Dogfish Head IPA's since ive been home. god bless alcohol.
Apart from Price...has any Hab touched the puck in the last 5 minutes?
Gee, 29, you might want to go out to dinner to, uh, sober up.
I second orangeman!
HF29 you really need to eat something
HF29: Four Dogfish Head IPAs on top of three Bloody Caesars? How are you managing to type?
Great save by the Phat Whale.
tyyyppe?
WTF - 29 ...I thought you were banned from watching any more games until we had a playoff spot clinched...?
i hate when Benny says "oy-yoy-yoy"
Wow, a delay of game that's actually not on us for once.
Oh Fuck - Do we lead the league in "Delay of Game" penalties yet?
ooops...sorry - I heard the call then automatically assummed it was on us...my bad!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
what a waste of a period\game
except for PK
fucking Flyers. there, I said it.
the internet is SO liberating
If Pronger scores, I'm going to have to say fuck again
wv "whaeru" Oh team that beat the Caps, whaeru??
It made me so sad to see PK just standing there, wide open, ready to shoot... and the Mexican passes below the goal line. Poor kid.
Just reminding everyone that the last game I saw in Canada involved an impossible comeback against the Rangers. It could happen ag....sorry, I can't in good conscience finish that sentiment.
Hope the opening ceremonies are awesome cause I'm going to need to wake up after this crap. Sorry, c***.
a McSploogian Bruny; oh,yoy,yoy, what a monster!
There is still time for you to go out for dinner 29.
OK - Last Rant of the night for me...WTF - 7 shots in the 2nd and 6 in the first - what kind of shitg is that?! You won't ever win shit with 13 shots in 2 periods - in February for Christ sakes! Come on! You are collectively getting something lie $50M a year in salary - FOR 13 SHOTS! There is a fantastic English expression I've learned to love..."Stop Taking the Piss" - says it all as far as I'm concerned. When the fuckwits on RDS show you a slo mo replay that clearly shows how shit you are playing - you know you are playing shit!
Sorry - but I might need more red wine - the thrid period has not even started yet...Go Habs Go! (?)
Jennifer Hedger looking good on the TSN Olympic pre-game
Slo-mo Scott Hartnell hair almost scoring on ... who's in goal tonight?
creepy or what?
WV leciti. On the west coat, leciti is rocking tonight
Those three pompus fucks on RDS are starting to piss meoff...then again - it might be the Merlot?
wv -CUSINGS - I be cusings those fuckin Flyers if we can't at least get a shootout out of this...
BIG COMEBACK!!!
/still drunk
The comeback begins! 29, did you happen to run out to the dep?
How about that - we let Subban have a little fun and the Habs score. HMMMMM.
Moore!!!!!!
im sobering up
we have a point and I missed it !!!!!!
wait 2 ??????
@29 - NO KEEP DRINKING!!!!!!!!!!
oh, Subway
Unrelated, I think muchmusic just pissed off CTV with live body shots and undressing in hot tubs. Controversy not involving goalies!
Hm. Habs scored two goals since I stopped watching. I think I'm staying away for the remainder of the game.
momentum. dead.
F***************
is PK a PK guy?
JESUS F****** CHRIST HOW MANY PENALTIES???
oh for crying out loud
I just saw the replay out of the corner of my eye, but how was that not interference?
momentum. back?
TFS there when we need him. GO YOU F****** PANTS
did i mention i hope to go out to dinner soon?
i have hope. that's something, right?
just stay home and keep drinking for now ok?
wv restici, restici 29
HOW IS THAT NOT INTERFERENCE???
what a jump
Carey LEAPFROGGED over that guy!!!
that looked ugly
great another hurt
who's left in Hamilton?
fucking flyers
score one for Jaro.2
GOP HABS GO
well we tried
look at gomer go
go mex go
"well we tried"
for 20 minutes.
Tabernac
Booing an injured player as he leaves the ice, stay classy Flyers fans.
@o'man - true
Sorry ...last rant - Where the fuck was Gomez's passion during the game? Nt worth a hell of a lot atfer the final whistle is it?
Just got in and watched the last 10 mins... I was hoping Subban would beat the shit out of Leighton.
So from what I read, Jaro Spacek is injured now?
Habs must be on a first-name basis with the MDs by this point..
@kc,
teeth first in the glass behind his net
Jesus.
yet another walking wounded for our collection
`Kay, now I`m mad. D`Agostini played 4 1/2 g*dd*** minutes, had no shots and was -1... How much more useless do you have to be to be sent to the pressbox or traded the f*** away?
/end rant.
On a more positive note, from what I saw, the Subbanator was pretty good! There is hope for the future(meh... barely)!!!
Also, I thought Subway was Metro`s nickname?
I was gonna bitch and swear after the game, but the Opening Ceremony is bringing world peace inside me. Very touching moment when Georgia walked in the stadium.
Number 42 eh. Is Dominic Moore the meaning of life?
I'm so sick of NHL refs.
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