Anything to make a headline.
I didn't know we were actually COUNTING DOWN.
Let's see, what other countdowns could we think of....
- One hour till I have lunch!
- 23 minutes before I get up to speak to my partner!
- 12 seconds before I swallow some saliva!
- 65 days before that pigeon in Florida decides that it's time to fly back to Quebec!
- 3 seconds before that pigeon makes pigeon droppings!
- 6 seconds before that pigeon makes pigeon droppings!
- 3 weeks before coach Carbonneau's firing!
- 3 weeks till the coach Gainey era resumes!
- 5 hours before I finish Season 2 of Arrested Development!
- 8 seconds till I come up with another countdown!
- 26 hours till my next random high five!
- 22 years till the 22nd anniversary of the infamous events of February 4, 2009!
- 2 seconds before I fucking take Zaza OUT!
Moving right along, TSN. Get your first trigger-happy page reloader guy going and get me some real freaking news on your front page. Or shall we insist on Ilka Sinisalo's new career as a welder for more front page features.
Douchebags.
