Please have a seat, it's gonna be a long season - Flyers Game Preview and Open Thread

Sure, no one is more for freaking out and fearing the collapse than me - just see TMS from yesterday - but for one night, we're gonna do the Zen thing. It's mid-November. Still a LONG way to go. So when the Habs hit the Phone Booth ice at 7 PM with Jaro and Bégin but without DOOM, we're just gonna grab a delicious beverage and take some deep cleansing breaths, remembering a long season has tons of ups and downs.

For all you guys saying "yo Goober, where's the meat? Especially against the Flyers? After that Bruins disaster? I don't come here for flaky liberal bullshit.I'm eager to go psycho! Get angry MOTHERFUCKER!!!" I hear ya. Like I said, still a LONG way to go. If this doesn't work, I'm sure I'll be twice as angry tomorrow.

Meditate with me in the comments, omm, omm.

Habs Take Time in Phoenix to Relax, Masturbate

So the Habs have had a few days off in Phoenix before they play tomorrow night. In a Habs first, the players are staying at a vacation resort and have been allowed to invite a family member to relax with them. Sort of a vacation reward for losing the other night.

Unmarried members of the Habs were planning on catching up with their auto-erotic activities. Carey Price, one of the youngest members of the team, was excited for the free time. "I've played so many games lately, I just haven't had the time to uh, release, " Price confided to this reporter. "That's why I was off the other night in San Jose. I just couldn't concentrate. I've heard the hotel has an excellent PPV selection, so I plan on really letting go to clear my head(s) for the stretch run."