FHFever! ~ Habs play soft in a 3-2 OT(T) loss and are between a rock solid 6th or a hard-in-place 7th but who fuckin' cares, PLAYOFFS!

The Butler did it ~ With help from Toronto area Spezza. Nice moves Bobby, 20 pts, funny how Toronto-biased hnic doesn't foam all over this kid like they do kadri. Bouncer! kick these cbc fuckers out!

GTA kid Squid squirts another sweet shot ~ Big Tits' sausage passes are looking positively polish(ed). The pensive and patient Cammisutra was in perfect position to score. Why not some Kate Upton eating CHerries to celebrate?!

Gio is CHarging into the playoffs ~ Is our Captain taller than the Stanley Cup? I can't wait to see him raise it in his CH jersey. Bonus, a fireman.

CHreativity counts ~ 29 mentioned the end of season FHFer review writing submissions. Neatness counts. (bonus points if you send in a streaking video).

FHFine legal print ~ I must re-post the rules and regulations. No CHeating. Ok so the announcement - we've got a project for YOU, dear reader. In the past we have turned over the last review of the season to our readers and this year we thought we would turn over the last preview of the season to you guys. Here's your chance to give us a day off for blogging glory! Spend some time on this Sexy Friday writing a paragraph about the Leaf, the Habs, the CBC, the season, the playoffs, Gomez, Tits, tits, whatever you want, and email it to us at fourhabsfans[at]gmail[dot]com. We promise to insert whatever you write, unedited, into tomorrow's preview. Remember to put your commentor name or other nom de plume in the email so your boss doesn't find out you cruise semi-porn sites at work. So get to work slaves! beloved readers! Need some inspiration?

Between rocks is a soft place ~ more Kate Upton (for masturbation inspiration).

Fuck leaf fans ~ don't let their sad demeanour and even sadder team keep you from laughing AT them.

Free roast beef ~ CHip and Dale and Steve and …

Pole danCHing ~ Lots of sliding up and down the standings. Hope no one gets hurt. Except Fuckface chara and Fuckface Richards.

Too nice to be indoors ~ Yes its fun to see naked nipples (especially cold ones) but get outside for some fresh air and slap some meat on the BBQ.

~ FHFever ~

You know how much I love you,

You know how much I care.

When you put your CHarms around me,

I get FHFever when you beat the bear.

You give me FHFever,

When you bliss me,

FHFever when the D is tight.

FHFever! every TMS morning,

FHFever all through game night.

Kate Upton lights up the daytime

And Moey's nips get cold at night.

I light up when Pants! call my name

And you know my glutes are really tight!

You give me FHFever,

When you bliss me,

FHFever when the score is right.

FHFever! every Sexy Friday morning,

FHFever all through game night.

Everybody here's got FHFever

That is something you all know

FHFever isn't such a new thing

FHFever started a long time ago

Pernell loves him some Carey

TFS™ feels the same for PFK!

When he tried to put his arms around him, Price said,

"Awesomesauce is the name of the game".

Now giveth me FHFever

When we blogeth

FHFever with Habs' flaming youth

FHFever! set the fucking leaf afire,

FHFever, yeah, Ieaf burn, forsooth.

Cap'n Gio & Gomezwhohauntsus had a NJ affair

When ex-Hab Sather tried to shill Scott

Bob Gainey said,

"Glen, that deal seems fair".

Mex gives me FHFever

With his misses

FHFever when he fucks up all night

FHFever! misses and more misses, So

GM Goat, hoof him out of sight.

Now you've listened to my parody,

Here's another point I have made:

FHFemmes were born to give us FHFever,

Be it FHFahrenheit or CHentigrade

They give you FHFever

When you kiss them

FHFever if you live and learn

FHFever! 'til you iSizzle

What a lovely way to P(R)eview

What a lovely way to comment

What a lovely way to burn

Tomorrow its your fucking turn

Go You Fucking Commentors Go!