sCHamWow! ~ Habs 5-2 loss to Poseur Pens Review and Open Thread

When a game is that boring one grabs the remote and starts flicking CHannels. Low and behold an infomerCHial.

sCHamWow! is a CHleaning solution used to CHlean up major spills and boy do we have a mess to CHlean up behind aisle Bell Centre Bench. Did you know sCHamWow! can hold 2x's its weight and is maCHine washable so it can be reused over and over again? Yes, its true!

• Easily removes PK, PP and wet stains
 like AK46

• Great for defensemen, offensemen and CHildren
 like AK46
• Washes, dries, and polishes any fucking ice surface

• Will scratCH any surface
 like AK46
• MaCHine tradeable and bleaCHable
 like AK46
• Lasts 2-3 years


Offer Includes:

• 1 Large Kirk Towel, 2 Mini sCHamWows!

• Get a Second sCHamWow! FREE, the Robinson Deluxe

• A Total Of 8 sCHamWows!

• [insert number] Year Warranty
• Just Pay Separate Carbo and CHocula contracts
• FREE Bonus sCHamWow! Guy Boucher signed Mop

At least we got some Double D (aka Mini Mex) action, so that's nice.

Not suggesting its time for The Goat or Geoff The Owner to panic but Habs fans want an exciting team that isn't bogged down with a locked down system. 

So yes, click for a trip.

As for the Poseur Pens, they can Fuck Off!

I need to go clear my head, GuinCHo (nsfw, depends where/if you work).

Peace out FHFers.