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Monday, December 20, 2010

PFK's Road Trip Diary Game 1 - Avs 3, Habs 2


Location: Somewhere between Denver and Dallas
Weather: surprisingly mild in Denver
Team road trip record so far: 0-1-0
Road beef hitting on me so far: 2. Said they liked my cockiness.

Dear Diary,

I know everyone around here complains about the big Christmas road trip, but it's my first one and I am SO excited! We're going to Florida! Maybe I'll get to Disney World!

Well this epic road trip started off well. We had a nice charter flight out of Montreal. Everyone in high spirits after ending our 3-game losing streak against those nasty Bruins. Me and AK played some gin rummy. Took him for five hundred Benjamins. Andrei is not the sharpest tool in the shed. I kept telling him it takes three cards to make a run. He just didn't understand the concept. Or maybe he just doesn't understand English.

Things even started off well in the game last night. We may have started off a bit slow, but I thought we played a fine first period. Came up with a power play goal (nice shot Mikey!) and everything. We were even doing great killing a penalty late in the first. Then I could have sworn we heard a horn go off there, with about 10 seconds left in the period. Why else would we have just stopped playing like that? Ah well. Late period goals aren't really a problem for us, are they?

Oh diary, I really messed it up there in the second didn't I. I tried to clear the puck and it wasn't very good, and they scored the go-ahead goal. The problem is I was thinking too much. SO many thoughts in my head! I know coach was right to put all those thoughts in there, but sometimes they're just a bit too much. I just want to play! This is just between you and me, diary, but I am not sure coach knows how to help develop young players. I seem to be getting worse, not better. But I'm still smiling!

But then again, all of our defense seems to be struggling. I love the Captain, and it was great to see him get a goal, but he also had a bad play that led to a goal. As a unit, we just don't seem to be so good anymore. I wonder if Marky's absence has anything to do with it? Boy I miss him. We're all just gonna have to work harder I guess.

But then, what a third period! We had all sorts of chances. Sure, we couldn't score, but we had so many chances! I counted at least three wide open nets we could have scored on in the last minute or two. And we had six forwards on there. I was SURE we were gonna score! If only my gin rummy sucker buddy Andrei had been on the ice, he could have buried one of those. I figured if you wanted a goal you'd put out your scoring forwards, but I am sure coach knows better than me. He's always right. At least that's what I keep telling the media.

OK on to Dallas! Texas, yeehaw!!!!!

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Read it in the Sunday Bloggers ~ Avs Game preview and open thread


Did someone forget to deliver the fucking paper? Was the paperboy CHecked into oblivion by PFK!? Do people still line their birdcages with the ink-stained wretCH Richard Tremblay's latest? Get yourself a cup o' java, dip that croissant into some sweet, sweet jam, squeeze your fresh squeezed, rope up your best bathrobe/smoking/scotCH jacket or just go au naturel and pick up the Sunday paper, lay it out in sections, start with the sports, avoid the car ads and enjoy.

Lame Front Page Headline ~ Habs in the Rockies, seek to climb standings vs. Avs

Weather ~ Cold; look out the window - Hot; PatCHes!

Television ~ RDS/TSN, 8pm, see if you can watCH the entire game without getting to section ZZZ's.

Sports ~ RDS still thinks Avs are the Nordiques, Michel Bergeron still Cupless.

Classifieds ~ For Sale, CHeap, barely used, Dustin 'The Wind' Boyd.

Business ~ QUIDAM!, Molson's (TAP) Bell Centre seeks to make more millions, sends hockey team away for two weeks, media cirCHus follows.

Arts ~ Movie Review, TRONna; Legacy, still sucks, DaftPunk doesn't!

At Home & Road Travel ~ Your Habs are 12-5-5 & 7-6-0, COL is 9-4-1 & 9-6-3

Personals ~ SWM, likes hockey, blogging, drinking wine and downloading apps, seeks SWF who likes hockey, blogging, drinking wine and downloading apps.

National ~ Canada's Top NHL team is Montréal. Deal with it haters.

TeCHnology ~ We test iJuggle, a hockey line generating app, uses shake, GPS still hasn't located Brad RiCHards. Next week we test iJiggle.

Health ~ Look at all that blood, Killer Squid got some stitCHes, Lego works out.

Politics/Editorial ~ HNIC; how to stack a biased hockey panel, its time to exterminate the Cockroach Broadcasting Corporation.

Culture & History ~ Read some J.T.

Xmas feature ~ Advent calendars aren't just for kids.

Jobs ~ Ryan O'Byrne found one in Colorado.

Style ~ Moey is accesorizin'. PFK is lookin' sharp.


Cartoons ~ Funnier than Marmaduke.



Special Advertisement Feature ~ Ice cream, its like meth but better.

Entertainment ~ A Joe Jackson Double Bill (next parody after the intermission)


Milbury doesn't go out any more
Just shits at home and rolls his spastic eyes
But every weekend through the cbc bore
Come words of wisdumb from hnic's worst of guys

If you want to know about the pylon and the actress
If you want to know just read The Star
If you want to know about Burke's stained mattress
You can read it in the Sunday papers, Sunday papers

PJ's wheelCHair stays out in the hall
We should go out when the tvs on
Cockroaches move beyond these walls
He'll know the facts when Sunday comes along

If you want to know about ron & don gone bonkers
If you want to know how to be a left wing pinkers
If you want to know about the leaf fan suckers
You can read it in the Sunday bloggers, read it in the Sunday bloggers

FHF bloggers we ask the questions
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FHF bloggers we raise objections
FHF bloggers we got no Pants!

HABrothers heading west now with the man PatCHes!
Just read some BR made my hair turn blue
Well I got nothing against most of the press
Gazette wouldn't print Todd if it wasn't true

If you want to know about 0-man's big, um, television
If you want to know how to drive iRiRi iWild
If you want to know about the new PleXXXe position
You can read it in the FHF bloggers, read it in the FHF bloggers

FHF bloggers we ask the questions
FHF bloggers we tell no lies
FHF bloggers we raise objections
FHF bloggers we got no Pants!

Harmoenica!

FHF bloggers we ask the questions
FHF bloggers we tell no lies
FHF bloggers we raise objections
FHF bloggers we got no Pants!

Read all about it, FHF bloggers!

GYFHG!