Showing posts with label blogalicious. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blogalicious. Show all posts

Monday, March 23, 2009

Fucking Habs News and Notes

All in all, I'd rather be on the beach, too. Lap dance to EOTP for the pic.

Just in case anyone comes here for actual news on the team instead of the witty repartee (ha), a couple of things you should know:
  • Little Tits is back with the big club;
  • Patches has been sent down;
  • George Gillet is broke and will be selling the team to either Céline Dion, Jim Ballsillie or the "community" à la Green Bay Packers;
  • For decent neutral observations about the Habs situation, check out Adam Gretz' post over at Don't call us AOL Fanhouse. And we are not linking to him simply because he linked to us. Or that's what I want you to believe.
BTW, I have now decreed that the Habs shall be known by me as "Fucking Habs." All variations on the theme are welcome.

UPDATE - Yours truly will be on CBC Radio AGAIN, this afternoon at 3:40 on HomeRun. I'll be biting my lip to try to avoid saying "Fucking Habs." Here's the link to listen.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

Blogosphere Now 63% Less Emo

Will Leitch, founder and editor of Deadspin, has just announced he is stepping down as its editor. Blogtopia is suddenly deprived of one of our fearless leaders, if not the fearless leader.

I have made no secret of my man-crush for Leitch. Having met him in person, having exchanged emails, I can vouch for the sincerity and niceness of the dude, despite his bizarre love of the Arizona Cardinals. I've always said that FHF was started because there was no Habs blog "in the best Deadspin tradition." We only hope to have tried to meet the quality standard Leitch has set for the rest of us.

God speed Will, and good luck.

/dick joke

Saturday, April 26, 2008

The Pensblog and Bullshit Bulletin* Have Tea

In the Pens' crazy motherfucking 5-4 win over the Rangers last night, the refs had a huge say, calling a (perhaps) questionable interference penalty with under four minutes left in the third of a 4-4 game, leading to Malkin's eventual winner on the PP. You can see it on TSN's video at about the 1:50 mark. The victim of the interference was Hockey Jesus himself. As you can imagine, the fine folks over over at The Pensblog say simply "Martin Straka interfere(d) with Crosby trying to get it. Interference is a penalty." On the other hand, our old friends over at Blueshirt Bulletin have a different take: "Did Straka interfere with Crosby? Possibly...with Gomez having swatted the puck off Marian Hossa's stick, neither team had possession, so it may have been Crosby interfering with Straka -- or more likely just two players battling for a loose puck. ... Crosby dove, so he got the call, a call that was not being made any other time in the game on behalf of any other player, let alone at such a critical juncture."

We asked the two blogs to sit down over tea to try to resolve their difference of opinion. The following is a transcript.

Pensblog: Good day to you, fine sir. A delight to be with you.

BB: Good day to you as well. May I begin by saying how lovely it is to sit down with you and converse in such a rational manner. Civilized discourse is the key to a harmonious society, especially in the blogosphere.

Pensblog: I tend to agree. If I may, to begin, you must acknowledge that Mr. Crosby was prevented from using his glorious rapidity to get to the puck, which by definition is, in fact, interference.

BB: While I have no quarrels with your definition, good sir, I do believe that is not the issue. The question was whether in fact it was poorly timed, with under 4 minutes to go in a 4-4 playoff contest.

Pensblog: I must respectfully disagree. Should not a penalty be a penalty whenever it occurs? It would seem ungentlemanly to change the rules throughout the course of a game, would it not?

BB: Well good sir, the art of refereeing is subjective at the best of times, there is no reason external factors cannot influence what should and should not be called.

Pensblog: No, my good man, it is not subjective, there is a definition of a penalty and it should be called the same regardless of the situation. That's pure objectivity.

BB: Bite me, dickwad.

*tm Pensblog.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Can the Threesome Become a Foursome*?

*not the good kind with 3 women and me, but 2 guys and 2 girls.

You guys already know about Flyers.femme and eager to go psycho, but I thought I would take a second to introduce you to the third member fo the killer Flyers blog troika, Ryan of Flyers Goal Scored By. And not just because he just wrote a really nice (yet possibly sarcastic) profile of FHF. Ryan brings the funny, so check him out over the next 7-14 days.

Ryan this one is for you: Jim Dowd was a fantastic... converter of oxygen to carbon dioxide.

The Game Day Skate Blogalicious

Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of coming up with some sort of content on the morning after a night with no games, and the big hockey story is that Brian Burke is going nowhere...

OK we've got a busy day ahead, assuming the lawyering doesn't get in the way. Some more A History of Evil, maybe some sort of actual hockey analysis god forbid, and undoubtedly some half-naked chick(s) to bring us to puck drop. Conference semifinal action on FHF - catch the fever! Of course, fever is the first symptom in many STDs, so be careful.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Lunchtime Blogalicious

Some FHF-approved good stuff for your lunchtime reading pleasure 'cause I don't have an original thought in my head today...

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Lunchtime Blogalicious

Been a while, so here's some FHF-approved blogalicious links for your lunchtime reading pleasure:

UPDATE - just for posterity, thanks to El Oso for giving us a link to the Jiri Tlusty photos. I guess they're NSFW.

Friday, October 19, 2007

Friday Afternoon Blogalicious - Special Habs Suck Edition

While we wait for some more analysis about last night's mistake-o-rama from one of the FHF who is not too annoyed to write (i.e. me), let's troll around the nation of Hockeystan for the best of the best. Today's special, rants about the Habs! As always, these are FHF approved.

Friday, October 05, 2007

Friday Afternoon Blogalicious

As we take a breather after the scintillating Habs opening night win, let's troll around the blogosphere for the best in hockey posts. We know you need to waste time at work on a Friday afternoon, so we're here to help. As always, these are all FHF-approved.

Start wasting your boss's time... NOW! Go!!!

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Sunday Brunch Blogalicious

Does anyone even read a hockey blog on the weekends during the summer? I'm doubtful, but if you are, because there is no hockey news (except for Eddie the Eagle possibly playing in Sweden), here are some FHF-approved blogalicious links for you...

Just think, if it was the season, we'd be digesting another Habs loss right now. So enjoy our 0-0 record while you can.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Blogalicious on a Friday Afternoon

Blogalicious is the totally lame-ass title we've just come up with to link to some of the best Habs and hockey analysis (and humour) out in blogtopia. Don't get your Habs and hockey analysis (and humour) from Jack Todd, get it from these guys (and gals).

So check these posts out - they're FHF-approved.