Hard work. Meticulous. Smart. Gio is our geek of the week. His offensive outburst last night helped the Habs hang on to a 4-1 win over the Panthers.
After the game, Gio went home to design the perfect female robot, the Vagionta. Gio is a huge fan of the movie Weird Science and hopes to retire from hockey some day with Vagionta and their three robot kids.
Gio is also hoping, while Vagionta comes to life, that he can ask Lorraine out to the prom next month, although Biff seems to have his eyes on her. Maybe Gio can knock Biff out in the parking lot and win Lorraine's heart.
When that's done, Gio should help solve cool math problems at the school he'll be washing floors in. Do it Champ.
Then, Gio's expecting to finally lose his virginity after having waxed the hair off his body. Hopefully Gio can do this without driving his other sweetheart, Laura Winslow away.
Then Gio expects to dwell in a cave with his asthma inhaler with the rest of the Goonies and take some time off, while he comes to terms with his sentiments about the ogre Chuck and his affection for Babe Ruth chocolates.
Gio's our favorite geek and we hope he gets Laura Winslow pregnant soon. Hopefully that doesn't drive Vagionta to a murderous rage; but he can just deprogram her so it's cool.
