Unfortunately Kyle Turris wasn't drafted by the Habs, cause his mom his smoking (although this photo really doesn't do her fine MILF self justice).One year after the
Habs had 3 players play major roles for their respective teams, including the the
tourny MVP the
Habs again have 3 players in this year's edition of the
WJC, albeit in much reduced roles. 2 of the three are now playing major roles for the
Habs -
TFS(
tm) and Little Tits. Meanwhile, the last of the trio is not far behind - the Little Russian Tank, Pavel
Valentenko, is learning how to low bridge forwards on North America size rinks in Hamilton.
This year's collection is not likely to have the same impact, at least in the short term. However, partly this is because all are young, being drafted in 2007, and are eligible to return next year where they may play bigger roles in Ottawa.
P.K. Subban (Canada), aka the (self-proclaimed) "
Subbanator", earned the 7
th spot on Canada's defence, mostly to play on the PP. The
Subbanator has
had a
terrific season in
Belleville so far, and has continued to show the foot speed and rifle from the point
aht makes his offensive upside so exciting. Although only a depth player, this edition of Canada's defence corps is a deep group with a bright future, including the 4
th overall pick in 2007 (T. Hickey) and two potential top 5 picks in '08 (Drew "Dough Boy" Doughty and Luke
Schenn). We also can't wait for his big yap to get him in trouble for the first time with the Montreal Media, which may make him our own version of Ray Amery. Can't wait for his first interview with Chantal
Macabee - "you know what they say about 'going black,' right Chantal?"
Yannick Weber (Switzerland) is another example of the
Habs obsession with Swiss players. (I think Trevor
Timmins must have a Swiss Mistress over there or something. Or maybe
Aebischer's parents let
Habs scouts stay at
their place for free as payback for the unearned checks
their son cashed last year.) The future Swiss Mister is playing on this side of the pond this season, and like The
Subbanator, is an offensive
defencemen in the
OHL, with Kitchener. He's not very big (he is Swiss, after all), but he's got an edge, racking up 49
PIM in 31 games. Sounds like another power play specialist to me, and probably will end up fighting with
Matheiu Carle and the
Subbanator for a
blueline spot in a few years. Don't look for him to be too much of a factor at this
Tourny as the Swiss don't have a strong team, but the experience will do him good.
Max Pacioretty (U.S. and A.) looks like he will someday earn "My Boy" status from the token
FHF WOP (myself), plus he's hyped as the great white hope for as homegrown power forward. He's a few years away, playing college hockey in the States with Michigan, maintaining a point-per-game pace
before leaving to join
USA's WJC entry.
Habs fans can only hope he follows in the footsteps of HF10's Boy Chris Higgins, along with
Komo and Rhino. Although he was
supposed to be playing on a scoring line, he has yet to notch a goal
thusfar. Let's hope he's not waiting to score against Canada in the finals.
The
Habs have to be disappointed that none of
Ryan White ('06),
Ben Maxwell ('o6),
David Fischer ('06) or
Ryan McDonough ('07) made
their respective national teams. Maxwell was hurt and supposedly had a good shot at making the team otherwise. White is a grinder and
Canada has lots of those on this year's edition of the team. But both Fischer and
McDonough were first rounders, and the
Habs have to be disappointed about other lower-drafted
defenceman making the team.
Then again, after watching the
Habs play of late with
Guimauve, Little Tits,
TFS(
tm),
Komo, Rhino, Big Tits, Chips,
Pleks and Higgins all making contributions, we'll trust in Trevor
Timmons and the scouting staff. It likes like the 20-year Curse of Doug
Wickenheiser is finally over. Good times.
Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of having your death overshadowed by another death...
