Our Fucking Gang ~ Hey Abafa! or why we got spanked by the lowly Isles (4-3 SO) Game Review

~ A Pathétic Production of CHild actors ~

Colourless collection of CHaracters collapses at

Centre Bell and deserve to get a whoopin'.

Brian 'Spanky' Gionta ~ Even Our Captain couldn't get his gang going in the shootout.

Pernell 'Buckwheat' Subban ~ That was some hair raisin' play.

Andrei 'Darla's Flat Tits' Kostitsyn ~ You're pretty when you score, right now we can barely look at you.

Scott 'Scottie' Gomez ~ Dude, you suck, time to hang you out to dry, like you do your team.

David 'Freckleface' Desharnais ~ Deserves to have his CHeeks pinCHed.

Benoit 'ButCH' Pouliot ~ Toughest guy on the team, nice goal.

Max 'Pineapple' Pacioretty ~ Prickly player, sweetly ripening.

Thomas 'Woim' Plekanec ~ Wormed in and scored a beauty.

Lars 'Waldo' Eller ~ Where was junior?

Yanick 'Uh-Huh' Weber ~ Yup, he's playing well. Keep him away from Alfalfa's cowlick.

James 'Wheezer' Wisniewski ~ Seemed winded.

Roman 'CHubby' Hmrlik ~ Weighted down by too many sausages?

Alex 'Stymie' Auld ~ One shootout bald spot.

Jaro 'Petey' Spacek ~ aka The Blackeyed Dog.

Jeff 'Breezy' Halpern ~ No not Breezeby, he's in Panger's trunk.

Alex 'Froggy' Picard ~ Cuz it'll piss off BR, who can fuck off.

Travis 'Mickey' Moen ~ Nice  guy, too nice.

Tom 'Porky' Pyatt ~ An oink of a game.

Ryan 'Bonedust' White ~ Brought up to hit. Didn't crush too much.

Jacques 'Alfalfa' Martin ~ Can't sing, nobody likes him, bad hair. Likes Darla.

Spank it FHFers

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