Stanley Cup pissed Michael Ryder won it as a Bruin

Whilst displaying the Stanley Cup in his native Newfoundland today, Michael Ryder watched in horror as the Holy Grail said "No, I don't think so."

lap dance to FHF Nfld correspondent ncbeets for the tip

The Morning Skate for Monday, June 14th

Bullet points for what you missed over the last 5 days while dreaming of a return to hockey around here...

• Vinny is excited for Boucher's arrival in Tampa;
• Perry Pearn is sticking around. Whew;
• Pleks is The Hockey News' number one free agent;
• Dion Phaneuf to become captain of the Laffs today;
• Kings' assistant coach Mark Hardy has resigned in the midst of charges of felony sexual abuse.

Do you like fan-shot video of Stanley Cup parades that aren't on Ste-Catherine Street? Then here you go.

A Question for Our Readers

Not much to say about last night's game, but I hear a picture is worth a thousand words anyway. The choice is yours, FHF reader: which one is more appropriate after last night's game?



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Let's hear how bad the Habs suck in the comments....again.