If hell has babes like this, I'm willing to put up with the heat
Waiting in line details - 7 PM start, Prudential Center, Newark. Watch your purses, ladies! Also, it's Nathan's Dollar Hot Dog Night! Mmmm, those are good dogs. Habs coming off a big 8-2 win over the Bruins and are 6-2-2 in their last 10. Devils equally hot, 7-3 in their last 10, and coming off their own big win, 7-3 over the Flyers. Habs' 8 goals and Devils' 7 were team highs for the year respectively.
OK let's take a deep breath and discuss how much the Habs suck against the Devils. Devils have beaten us 9 games in a row. NINE! Neuf. Nueve. Eight of those were regulation losses. Marty has won all of them, with a 1.76 GAA. In the last five against us, he's got a 0.79 GAA. Lifetime: 34-12-0 with five ties, a 1.74 GAA and eight shutouts. Mother of god. Habs last won in New Jersey back when George Bush had a 90% approval rating. That's a long fucking time ago. We are 1-21-4 in Jersey since 1993. We are FUCKED.
Pay your cover charge to - Interchangeable Parts. Our friends Pookie and Schnookie (may not be their real names) kick ass over there. Brilliant writing, huge following (hundreds of comments per post!), and even their own glossary. We are humbled to be in the same blogtopia with them.
Hot sexy Habs to watch - Big Tits had a pair against the Bruins and Kosto had the Gordie Howe hat trick. Streit had his first 3-point game of his career.
Hot sexy Devils to watch - the aforementioned Brodeur of course. Up front, Zach Parise leads the team with 44 points and had a hat trick against the Habs in the game in November.
Dancers working the evening shift - look for the exact same line-up as the Boston game. Even Carbo is not that stupid to change it up. Bégin is expected to play. Huet, despite being 0-7 against the Devils, will undoubtedly start. El Dandy is undoubtedly still pissed.
Standings are a weird fetish, but HF29 is hard for them - anyone look at them lately? Ottawa's coming back to the pack, and their bloggers are beginning to seriously panic. Habs only 6 points behind the Sens with a game in hand for the Division lead. Devils only 5 points behind with a game in hand for the Conference lead. I'm just sayin'.
Post-game adult entertainment establishment - save your money for the big All-Star trip to Atlanta.
OK let's take a deep breath and discuss how much the Habs suck against the Devils. Devils have beaten us 9 games in a row. NINE! Neuf. Nueve. Eight of those were regulation losses. Marty has won all of them, with a 1.76 GAA. In the last five against us, he's got a 0.79 GAA. Lifetime: 34-12-0 with five ties, a 1.74 GAA and eight shutouts. Mother of god. Habs last won in New Jersey back when George Bush had a 90% approval rating. That's a long fucking time ago. We are 1-21-4 in Jersey since 1993. We are FUCKED.
Pay your cover charge to - Interchangeable Parts. Our friends Pookie and Schnookie (may not be their real names) kick ass over there. Brilliant writing, huge following (hundreds of comments per post!), and even their own glossary. We are humbled to be in the same blogtopia with them.
Hot sexy Habs to watch - Big Tits had a pair against the Bruins and Kosto had the Gordie Howe hat trick. Streit had his first 3-point game of his career.
Hot sexy Devils to watch - the aforementioned Brodeur of course. Up front, Zach Parise leads the team with 44 points and had a hat trick against the Habs in the game in November.
Dancers working the evening shift - look for the exact same line-up as the Boston game. Even Carbo is not that stupid to change it up. Bégin is expected to play. Huet, despite being 0-7 against the Devils, will undoubtedly start. El Dandy is undoubtedly still pissed.
Standings are a weird fetish, but HF29 is hard for them - anyone look at them lately? Ottawa's coming back to the pack, and their bloggers are beginning to seriously panic. Habs only 6 points behind the Sens with a game in hand for the Division lead. Devils only 5 points behind with a game in hand for the Conference lead. I'm just sayin'.
Post-game adult entertainment establishment - save your money for the big All-Star trip to Atlanta.
K let's hear what's on your dirty little minds.
