Power up your smartphones kidz and make sure your iTuna account has coin, its time to buy some apps.
Description: after deleting your Jaro 1.0 app (don't worry its backed-up), your iSave App becomes your personal Jesus, praise it.
Categories: Games, Sports, CHurCH
Language: Spoken in twisted tongue
Downloads: too many to count
Customer Reviews:
"Its so hot it keeps my head warm." ~ Alex Auld
"WTF!" ~ Twitted by Halak's agent
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iD by Blue Line (cost recently lowered but still worth it)
Description: In version 2 of the pairings, this app grows on you and it plays well with iSave. Use the pivot feature to view Gill in landscape mode. He fits better on the iPad version.
Categories: Health, Sports, PFK!
Rating:
Language: Mostly English and CzeCH, sometimes Russian
Downloads: as many as there are blocked shots, lots
Customer Reviews:
"Its genius, like my system." ~ Jacques Martin
"I like using the Gyroscope feature!" ~ P.K. Subban
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iStaaled by Ass Holes Inc. (worthle$$)
Description: In version 2 of this First Person Shitter game, this app features a WhalerCane that takes out a star Habs player. Enjoy the permanent loop level.
Categories: Health, Sports, Medical
Rating:
Language: @#$%^&*)?!
Downloads: Only works on fucking jailbroken iPhones.
Customer Reviews:
"Penalize what? I love this app!" ~ Blind ref
"Oh brother, though art bad!" ~ Jordan Staal
"Remember to buy that extra protection plan" ~ Vodkov
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Net Flix by Seven Different Habs (8 free angry chicken wings)
Description: Don't blink using this app as you might miss one sweet goal after another. PinCH & Zoom yourself to PleXXXian giddiness.
Categories: Fun, Fun, Fun
Rating:
Language: ET LE BUUUUT! translates into any language
Downloads: Cane goalie's still cleaning out their jocks
Customer Reviews:
"Shit." ~ Cam Ward
"Merde." ~ Paul Maurice
"I just love using the setup button!" ~ PleXXXe
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iFives by Two Kids Having Fun (pennies from heaven)
Description: WatCH P.K. and Carey send eaCH other messages. There's text, sound, images and video. Doesn't play well with BBMers.
Categories: 1st Star, 2nd Star, 3rd Star
Rating:
Language: go lo Bro
Downloads: keep em coming boys
Customer Reviews:
"I'd rename it iSmile" ~ Borat Gauthier
"Someone's gonna kill him." ~ glenn healey as blogged by don cherry
"Needs an iTuna song" ~ HF4
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HabHab Revenge by The 2010 Canadiens (101 years of value)
Description: Based on the AroundMe and Groupon apps, this game is finally here after years of development. A refreshed version uses the team's multi-tasking, GioPleXXXeScoring, bob cole noise cancellation mics, better 3rd period battery time and faster processing power to full advantage.
Categories: Hockey's Greatest FranCHise
Rating:
Language: FrAnglais
Downloads: The Molson Family thanks you, keep buying
Customer Reviews:
"Les Canadiens sont là!" ~ anti-CHambre members at the Bell Centre
"Its sucks." ~ brian burke
"Whats a Hab?" ~ the one lonely Cane fan in existence
"This app needs CHeerleaders!" ~ Kevin Lowe
"11-5-1!" ~ FHFrontPageDude
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iBR by Angry Pure Wooler ($101)
Description: translation app that changes all your text to Québecois regardless of the keyboard language you choose, also available for the AnDruid platform
Categories: Orange, Blue, Grey
Rating:
Language: Blue, um I meant Bleu
Downloads: 49.9
Customer Reviews:
"Meilleur que Bleu Nuit." ~ michel bergeron
"I need a cigarette." ~ Louise Beaudoin
"It smells old." ~ CHantale Macabée
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Remember™ by The Mom ($100)
Description: Memory Minder app for kids, you can keep track of CHores, sCHedules, Mother's Day. Uses built in vibration as back massager.
Categories: School, Sports, Lifestyle
Rating:
Language: Français, English, Hebrew, FaceTime
Downloads: Only available using Parental Controls
Customer Reviews:
"Thanks Mom, I love you!" ~ insert your kidz name here
"Its like a chocolate cupcake only better." ~ Moey
"Help my battery is at 8%!" ~ iRiRi
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Try Finding My iPhone in the Bell Centre by LG77 (you can't afford it)
Description: aka WhereTF!isLG77!?, this is a great looking GPS-based app that uses Voice Control, triple tap and speak the name of a FHFer in attendance at the Bell Centre. If s/he answers, free beer at Hurley's! Doesn't work on the white iPhone 4. Oh, wait.
Categories: Beer, Social Networking, Beer
Rating:
Language: Fucking iOS, what else is there?!
Downloads: can only be installed by Bumping your fave FHFer
Customer Reviews:
"Fuck!" ~ LG77
"You CHipped a nail, again!?" ~ Foula at Avanti
"Fuckin' BlackBerry!" ~ HF29
"Help my battery is still at 8%!" ~ iRiRi
"The iPower to be your fucking best!" ~ moeman
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iPants! by FHFixxx ($10)
Description: your personal stripper app with shake and vibrate, take a picture of your fave Hab or Hab fan and undress him/her with a swipe of your, um, finger
Categories: Games, Health, Business
Rating:
Language: Body
Downloads: heh
Customer Reviews:
"Its just like the real thing but I wish I could use it with my ovenmitt on!" ~ HF29
"Hip Hip Souray!", "Two beams up for Captain Kirk Muller!" ~ FHFemmes
"Tits!" ~ FHFHommes
~ Have a powerful day bitCHes, G Y F H! ~
