Take off your Pants! and Pant!ies and drop the fucking puck against My Rival.
Where ~ The Dominion of Toronto Draft Choices Garden
When ~ About fucking time we meet you fuckers. Its on tsn and rds, 7pm, pick your poison
No static at all ~ Cousin CaPri, The Royal Tim
My Old sCHooled ~ Pretzel Lucic won't find Kid Komisarek tonight as Dou$harek CHickened off to the fucking Toronto Maple Laff$
What for ~ Game 1 braggin' rights, rank em' bitCHes
TSN is Rank
THN is also Rank
That's better
And now, time to ride that Steely Dan ...
We hear you're winning, that's not OK
I think our little wild TIMe is just beginning,
I guess you're kind of sacred yourself, you fuckin' stab at art
But if you have a CHange of heart.
Timmi you'll lose that GAA number;
You don't wanna blame nobody else.
Send it off via twitter to yourself.
Timmi you'll lose that SV% number;
It's the only Vezina you'll own.
You might use it to feel better,
When you get home.
I have a friend in Beantown, he's heard your name.
You can't go on savin' cuz you're Slow and Low
Bs play with too many men we all know
And Don could have a CHange if he had a heart.
Timmi you'll lose that W-L number;
You don't wanna ball Milan or else.
Send you off in a stretCHer in bad health.
Timmi don't lose that Bs number;
It's the only one you'll own.
You might re-use it if you get better,
After you get Vodkov'd.
Bs fans tell yourself you're not our kind
We know you don't have a decent hockey mind.
But you should have a CHange of heart.
Bs fan you are way outnumbered;
You just wanna CHeer against the Habs.
Send Patrice off in a trade for Gomez.
TSN you'll lose our numbers;
BELL's the only one that powns.
We will use you to feel better,
When we get Habs on Videotron.
Timmi you'll lose that rubber
Timmi you're just Martin Gerber
Timmi lose some of that blubber
G Y F H !
