Showing posts with label the most important vote in the history of the world...is in my pants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the most important vote in the history of the world...is in my pants. Show all posts

Friday, May 22, 2009

Sexy Friday would like to have a word with the Atlanta Thrashers organization

Two Blue Crew hopefuls chat while they wait to see if they made the squad. We feel your pain, ladies.

I could not be more indifferent to the Atlanta Thrashers as a hockey team. Whenever the Habs play them, I'm like, sure, Kovalchuk is fun to watch, but whatevs. But I do love the Thrashers commitment to putting hot chicks on skates.

So where is that commitment now, Thrash? You promised me that you would "add galleries leading up to the unveiling of the 2009-10 squad at the end of the week." No galleries have been added. And now it's the end of the week, so where's my fucking unveiling??? Nothing! Sexy Friday was planned around the unveiling of the team. Now we've got nothing. Boooooo, Thrashers. Now you've made me hate you.

To make it up to Sexy Friday, here's a blonde chick previewing the Conference Finals (posted yesterday - timely!). Her analysis of M-A Fleury is eerily accurate:


Lap dance to With Leather. Sexy Friday as always copyright KSK

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The South has made me rise again

Many lap dances to regular FHF'er Tom who has pointed us to the fact you can now vote for who will be the next Atlanta Thrashers Blue Crew (i.e. their ice girls). God bless America. This story was so important we could not wait for Sexy Friday.

You get to pick five hopefuls for next year's squad. I voted for Amanda H., Candace (pictured above), Liz, Sarah F., and Terri with an "i". My criteria included skating ability, shovel skills, and enthusiasm. Your choice of criteria may vary.

The site says "Keep checking back as we add galleries leading up to the unveiling of the 2009-10 squad at the end of the week." Damn right we will. Fuck the Conference Finals, we've got a team of babes to pick.