Hot Babe With a Tenuous Relationship to Hockey of the Day

This is Kristin Bell, star of Veronica Mars and Heroes. She just gave an interview to NHL.com wherein she said she would like to "take an afternoon sponge bath in the Stanley Cup."* She also said that she was photographed in a school-girl outfit with the Cup (yowsa!) and that she would like to "fuck Chris Osgood."**

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**may not be actual quote

Puck Bunny Wedding Alert!

This weekend Mike Modano will be marrying this. She's actress / singer / Playboy model / FHM Hot 100 gal / Dancing with the Stars contestant (Stars! Mike Modano! oooh, weird) Willa Ford.

Not much else to say really. I'm sure they are registered somehwere if you'd like to get them a gift. Good luck you crazy kids!

The Only Time You'll Ever See the Leafs on FHF in a Positive Light

So last night, as I did my daily Google search for "hot chicks in hockey jerseys," I came across this video. It's awesome. And by "it" I mean "they", and by "they" I mean Tia Carrere's breasts.

The presence of this video on FHF in no way implies the FHF support of anything Leafs-related. [end lawyer-speak disclaimer]

Live-ish Draft Blogging

So I drank at work, I drank after work, now I'm drinking at home. I've got snide comments to make, and I've got a place to make 'em.

First, I'll hold off on the snide to give some props to the Columbus crowd. They actually seem into it. And their level of booing would make MSG fans proud. They would barely let Buttman speak. Awesome.

Kane goes first. Not much of a surprise imho. The surprise was the two hot chicks in his posse. One of them sort of looked like him, so I'm guessing sisters. Mmm, sisters.