Congrats FHF on a Totally Meaningless Milestone!

By my calculations, this post is the 500th post in the history of FHF. I may be off, because lawyers suck at math, but if I'm right, we hereby congratulate ourselves. We're nothing if not prolific.

As the ladies present us with our $10,000 cheque, we'd like to thank all our readers and awesome commentors for sticking with our strippers 'n snark buffet throughout the 500. Lap dances for everyone!

FHF Has Set A Record*

(Self) congratulations to the FHF who have reached the milestone of 100 blog posts in a record 43 days since this blog was launched! Shit that's impressive, especially given our laziness on weekends (that'll change with Saturday night games, we promise). As with every milestone, birthday, anniversary, and Simchat Torah, the FHF will celebrate in the usual manner - strippers.

*totally unprovable, and undoubtedly totally bullshit