Showing posts with label call me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label call me. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Success: Habs 4, Sens 1. Epic FAIL: Bob's ability to multitask


int., Bob's office

JM: Bob, I'm having problems with D'Agostini. I need to bench him. Can you get Ryan White back up here so I can have that extra body?

Bob: Sure, no worries Jacques. You go back to coaching and being serious, I'll take care of that for you.

Bob: Now where did I put that number for the Bulldogs? Hmm. (into intercom to secretary) Rolande, get me Hamilton on the line. Brrrrrinnngg.

Guy Boucher: Hamilton here.

Bob: Guy mon ami, I need Ryan White up here pronto.

Guy: Pas de problème boss. He's on his way. I'm used to not having anyone around here anyway. BTW, will I be getting Sergei back soon?

Bob: Haha, good one. Merci Guy. (into intercom to secretary) Rolande, make me a reservation for lunch. My work here is done.

int., Bell Centre box, sometime in the first period

VP hockey operations Julien Brisebois: Good to see Ryan up here again. I have big plans for the kid.

Bob: Me too, I like him.

Julien: And you took care of that other thing, right? Sent notification to the league he's on the roster now?

Bob: Um, yeah, I did that... earlier. Yeah, earlier, that's the ticket. I made that call, sure. Spoke to, uh, what's-his-name at the league office. You know who I'm talking about. That guy? Excuse me for a sec, Julien. [leaps up, rushes out of box]

Julien: Where you going Bob?

Bob: Bathroom. I had Mexican for lunch.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Kirk Muller loses cellphone, continues as Habs assistant coach

(Québecor Wire Services) - Habs Assistant Coach Kirk Muller reported losing his cellphone late last week. Reached in person at his off-season home in Kingston, Muller was visibly distraught at the loss of his iPhone. He said "it was brand new, and I hadn't backed up my contacts yet. All that time wasted."

Muller was nervous and shaking as he described his lack of communication. "No one can get in touch with me. Who has a landline anymore? Do you think I missed any important calls?"

When informed about the firings of Hamilton head coach Don Lever and Habs assistant Doug Jarvis, Muller said "that's hockey. I'll miss them, but life goes on. Now where the fuck did I put that phone?"