No Fly Zone - Emery Calls Grabovski The Badest Man on Earth - Grabs Tells Team "Nani Nani Fufu"

I often wondered what it would take to make Ray Emery look like Julie Andrews. Maybe coach Murray could cure the Sens ailments by committing the team to a Von Trapp style of play.

Regardless, Habs forward Mikhail Grabovski decided to take his pre-pubescent career to new heights by keeping his two feet firmly planted on the ground. After having been scratched by coach Carbonneau in last night's game in Phoenix, Grabs decided to retaliate by, get this, refusing to take the team's flight to Los Angeles.

In contemplating the Habs' response to this insubordination, I couldn't help but think of this bit of brilliance.



Grabs, you ignorant slut, why don't you take your 74 minutes of NHL experience, your babysitting agent and Muppet Babies pacifier and get ready for the Malakhov fan treatment the fans are going to give you when you get back to Montreal.

Kovy Will Not Grab Tits - The FHF Speculation Hour

Why would the Habs recall Mikhail Grabovski? He isn't part of the team's plans this year. Never heard of that possibility since he was shipped off to Hamilton. But he's being recalled because he needs to be in Montreal tonight, in case he suits up for the visiting team.

If Grabs isn't supposed to suit up and it's totally unecessary to recall a player before trading him, then the idea is to get him to Montreal to either:

a) fill a forward void left by a pending trade
b)become an Atlanta Thrasher

It may also mean that Gainey called Grabovski and left him a message, Grabovski called him back but he wasn't home, and Gainey recalled him. That's possible.