Oh how the refs tried
Cherry was pie-eyed
Marchand's nose is fucking wide
Laps flied, game untied
Kaberle looked fried
Alone at home bob cold sighed
Will ugly Lucic ever find a bride?
Collie gone to hide his biased hide
Luongo had em' h0gtied
hnic once again cried
Tonight da fucking broonz DIEd!
Bs fans out of Astroglide?
Seabass just about dried
Canucks dream almost realized
Hateful CotU mediots denied
Stanley Cup might just end up on the Canadian pacific seaside
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