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Friday, August 01, 2008

Blowing a Wad with Alyssa

So the other day we featured a $325 Habs purse. It got us to thinking - what other overpriced crap with a Habs logo could we buy? We enlisted the help of personal shopper Alyssa Milano (wearing her own design, the Women's 2 In One Burnout Babydoll Top-Tank, only $60.99!), headed over to NHL.com's Hab Shop and blew a wad of cash on these fabulous items.

Let loose your inner Happy Gilmore with the Hockey Stick Putter. Of course, at $115, it's too expensive for an average joe and any real golfer would never use one. So there's plenty in stock!

Sure, you have a classic #10 jersey, but what about little Fido? Now he can support the team too with this official Habs Pet jersey. At only $30, your chihuahua, ferret or pot-bellied pig will be the envy of all the other pets who are just naked.

You could plop your fat ass on your boring old couch to watch the game, or you could spend $1079.99 on this fabulous recliner. It was $1779.99, so they'll be going fast!

Keep your Molson cold with the Habs bottle jersey. No jokes, 'cause this is fucking awesome and it's going on our Hannukkah wish list.

Lap dance to MYFO who are experts at finding crap in the NHL shop and making better jokes than we could.