Famous bush-league 'Decision Points' quotes
that best describe how "unprepared for war"
the Habs were in a second straight
(and 5 out of 6! PANIC!) loss.
~ "You teach a CHild to skate, and he will be able to pass the blueline, except if your CHicken. Tie your fucking skates!"
~ "You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect the lines to the PP effort."
~ "I'm the commander -- see, I don't need to explain -- I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being a Habs GM."
~ "Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties, um, is Vodkov ready yet?."
~ "I don't think anybody anticipated the breaCH of the defense."
~ "I know that Josh's stick and TFS™ can't coexist peacefully."
~ "They misunderestimated me." ~ Tits from the press box
~ "This is an impressive crowd -- the Habs and the Habs mores. Some people call them elite -- I call them irate."
~ "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the powerplay." Killer Kirk Muller
~ "I wish you'd have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it...I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with answer, but it hadn't yet...I don't want to sound like I have made no mistakes. I'm confident I have. I just haven't -- you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I'm not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one."
~ "You forgot Pouliot."
~ "I don't know where Dustin Boyd is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
~ "I trust Goat speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job."
~ "We found their weapons of mass destruction."
~ "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this fucking system."
~ "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our players learning?"
~ "I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for PFK to remain as secondary on defense."
~ "Fool me once, twice, three times, fourth time, WTF! a fifth time shame on --shame on you. Fuck FHFers-- we just got fooled again."
~ "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, they never stop thinking about new ways to harm our goalie, and neither do we."
~ "CHocula, you're doing a heck of a job."
~ "Crêpes? My answer is bring them on."
