Friday, June 10, 2011

Bigtop broonz almost dead ~ Canucks Lap up a Game 5 win

Oh how the refs tried

Cherry was pie-eyed

Marchand's nose is fucking wide

Laps flied, game untied

Kaberle looked fried

Alone at home bob cold sighed

Will ugly Lucic ever find a bride?

Collie gone to hide his biased hide

Luongo had em' h0gtied

hnic once again cried

Tonight da fucking broonz DIEd!

Bs fans out of Astroglide?

Seabass just about dried

Canucks dream almost realized

Hateful CotU mediots denied

Stanley Cup might just end up on the Canadian pacific seaside
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ti-cul said...

Fuck I hate those fucking fucken boonz fuck.


Mr. natural said...

'morning all! Just catching up:

Mr. n agrees w/ Yvon Lambert in yesterday's late post.

Die Broonz Die!

Gamesmanship has always been, will always be, part of sports.

However during the 2011 playoffs this Bruins team has proven itself to be the most hypocritical bunch of assholes I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing.

If they somehow come back and win I believe that I will be physically ill and turned off from watching hockey.

The announcers, league management, bloggers, fans and other assorted assholes, have all combined in their over the top, venomous, childish and hypocritical displays, comments and actions to drag my beloved sport down to a level that has tarnished it's reputation and killed the enjoyment of watching world class athletes competing at the top of their game.

This league is not what it use to be.....

PHuckPhace PHerence, Julien, shaved ape, loosechick et al will be less than footnotes in the annals of hockey history.

Phuck them all.

the Maritimer said...

Monsieur Lambert,


Steve said...

MAX was on Die Bruins

lehab said...

wv "expert" work as usual moeman.

@ Mr. natural... Could not agree more. I have been turned off the NHL since the non-suspension to the shaved gorilla.

An unbiased fan used to think the league did'nt have a clue, when it came to suspensions. It is now so bad, that the same unbiased fan believes the league knows exactly what they are doing. There is no fucking way 4 on ice officials can miss all that shit the fucking bruins get away with. It is hard to believe they miss that in just one game, let alone an entire playoff run and most of the regular season. The fix is in, but hopefully the Canucks can overcome the evil empire just 1 more time.

Fuck Bettman you fuckface
Fuck Jacobs
Fuck anyone connected with the Bruins

Amen Yvon Lambert!!!

Number31 said...

Slept through the whole game like a good fan.

Alrighty. Whatever. Now go into Boston and blow up the Death Star already. I want to know more about the development camp than this shit.

Oh and rumour has it Brrrrrock Trotter may come home. Gotta love those iffy KHL contracts.

Orangeman said...

To the CBC's credit, they were talking about the 'interesting' officiating last night, too. Even McLame brought it up. And when a Nuck got kicked out of the faceoff for about the 18th time in a row one of the guys even got a little upset. They showed a replay of the too many men and questioned how 4 officials could miss that...again. So I give credit where it's due. The broons are the darlings of HNIC but at least tehy seem to want a somewhat fair game.

Now, do we want the Nucks to win in front of the unwashed Masses in beantown or at home? Discuss.

Orangeman said...

Headline in today's TO Star:
"Not Exactly loved by all, the Canucks are probably going to win the Cup". I won't link the article because I don't want to give it traffic. I haven't read it either, but I'm sure it starts off something like, "Unlike the Leafs, who are beloved and respected by every serious hockey fan and casual observers alike..."

Mr. natural said...

PHuck Hockey, SAQ has a 15% promotion on today, Mr. n's wine cellar is closing on 250 bottles and also bought a 25 year old Highland Park...OMG!!! It's amazing!

(Do NOT let Mrs. n know how much it cost)

Oh yeah Die Broonz Die!

That is all.

HabsFan29 said...

25 yeart old Highland??? man we have some classy (and rich apparently) readers. awesome choice mr n

die broonz die, etc.

Matt said...

Good thing for an ex-Hab to bury those classless fucks last night!


Mr. natural said...

@matt: I am a broken record on this subject, here, at work and with friends and family but I always said Mad Max contributed in the crunch of the playoffs.Nice to see he's still at it!

@29 not rich just discerning.

Anonymous said...

Random image you might find interesting. Downtown Vancouver

moeman said...

I think I see Gillis in that pic.


Also, someone crushed a cockroach;

VANCOUVER - After moving to within a game of becoming Stanley Cup champions, the Sedins took a minute to fire back at television commentator Mike Milbury.

The former New York Islanders general manager, working on Versus, called the twins "Thelma and Louise," after they have accounted for just four points in the final.

"By all means, stay on Thelma and Louise, I mean Henrik and Daniel," said Milbury, referring to the characters in the movie of the same name starring Susan Sarandon and Gina Davis.

Henrik Sedin heard about it from his son.

"That wasn’t too much fun," he said following last night’s 1-0 Canucks victory over the Bruins in Game 5. "My son told me a man was making fun of me and Uncle Danny on TV. I said that can't be true because that's what usually happens in kindergarten. That's what happened. Sometimes grown-ups have low self-esteem and get on guys and say stupid stuff.

"I think he has to be happy with his career," Henrik added. "He did a great job on Long Island. I'm sure he is happy with that."


"Usually, the guys who sit in those situations, they're called experts," said Daniel. "They're there for a reason, I think. We don't really worry about those kind of comments. He made a bad comment about us, calling us women. I don't know how he looks at women. I would be pretty mad if I was a woman."

Orangeman said...

@moe: That was awesome on several levels. But really, what's the insult in calling them Thelma and Louise? Wouldn't that imply they're not taking anymore shit and standing up for themselves in a world that is stacked against them, willing to break the rules to do the right thing and give their lives instead of being punished by that biased world?

On second thought, maybe they kind of are like Thelma and Louise.

Funny thing, it's the 20th anniversary of that movie, which came out 19 years after the broons had last won the Stanley Cup. Yes, the time elapsed between the broons last Cup and Nevermind is still GREATER than the Habs last Cup and now.

Number31 said...

If he wanted to insult the Sedins, wouldn't calling them Patty and Selma be more of an insult than Thelma and Louise?

Mr. natural said...


Die Broonz Die!

I hope they get LeBroned.



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