Friday, February 11, 2011

Our Fucking Gang ~ Hey Abafa! or why we got spanked by the lowly Isles (4-3 SO) Game Review

~ A Pathétic Production of CHild actors ~
Colourless collection of CHaracters collapses at
Centre Bell and deserve to get a whoopin'.


Brian 'Spanky' Gionta ~ Even Our Captain couldn't get his gang going in the shootout.

Pernell 'Buckwheat' Subban ~ That was some hair raisin' play.

Andrei 'Darla's Flat Tits' Kostitsyn ~ You're pretty when you score, right now we can barely look at you.

Scott 'Scottie' Gomez ~ Dude, you suck, time to hang you out to dry, like you do your team.


David 'Freckleface' Desharnais ~ Deserves to have his CHeeks pinCHed.

Benoit 'ButCH' Pouliot ~ Toughest guy on the team, nice goal.

Max 'Pineapple' Pacioretty ~ Prickly player, sweetly ripening.

Thomas 'Woim' Plekanec ~ Wormed in and scored a beauty.

Lars 'Waldo' Eller ~ Where was junior?

Yanick 'Uh-Huh' Weber ~ Yup, he's playing well. Keep him away from Alfalfa's cowlick.

James 'Wheezer' Wisniewski ~ Seemed winded.

Roman 'CHubby' Hmrlik ~ Weighted down by too many sausages?

Alex 'Stymie' Auld ~ One shootout bald spot.

Jaro 'Petey' Spacek ~ aka The Blackeyed Dog.


Jeff 'Breezy' Halpern ~ No not Breezeby, he's in Panger's trunk.

Alex 'Froggy' Picard ~ Cuz it'll piss off BR, who can fuck off.

Travis 'Mickey' Moen ~ Nice  guy, too nice.

Tom 'Porky' Pyatt ~ An oink of a game.

Ryan 'Bonedust' White ~ Brought up to hit. Didn't crush too much.

Jacques 'Alfalfa' Martin ~ Can't sing, nobody likes him, bad hair. Likes Darla.

Spank it FHFers
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15 comments:

Orangeman said...

re pic: va va va vooooooom

iRiRi said...

Happy 37th Birthday to Jaro Spacek. Turnovers for everyone!

Seriously though, 29's mom was spot on this morning.

Anyways, I still care a little so... Go Red Wings!

Number31 said...

I'm all about perspectives. As in it's currently 8-2 for the Islanders over the WBS Penguins...and the 3rd hasn't started yet. They may not have Crosby or Malkin but we've gone all year without our top Dmen and our best players are the Bulldogs so meh! Similarly it's 5-1 Red Wings over the Booins, and they don't have big tough knuckleheads either.

Number31 said...

And now the shit has hit the fan when Trevor Gillis charges and throws an elbow to Tangradi's head, then starts fighting with him while the kid's dazed and confused... Let's see how the NHL will sort this one out, considering they did FUCK ALL with the end of that Bruins game. (Other than Godard leaving the bench to fight for his goalie, which is a no-brainer).

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this League?

Orangeman said...

I also came here to discuss the NYI/Pens game currently going on. Just tuned in. In any event, I'm feeling a bit less horrible about last night.

Number31 said...

I don't like the NHL anymore right now... This is just trash.

Orangeman said...

Wow, now everytime the guys try to start something after the whistle the ref automatically throws them out of the game. Huh. So that's how refs keep control of games and discipline thugs.

Orangeman said...

For real, this is getting ridiculous. There are literally fewer guys on the bench than the ice now. At least we get to hear everyone talk about how the Pens are in trouble and are wusses tomorrow. Right? Guys?

Orangeman said...

Ok, the Pens now have 2 guys on the bench, 4 on the ice and one in the box. I've never seen this before.

scorewatcher said...

a round of consolation on me

moeman said...

Be fun to see if the neanderthals on hnic talk about the Red Wings win.

Moey said...

Nice one moe.

Mr.natural said...

TEST

Mr. natural said...

WTF, PHucken site had me PHucked up for the past 2-3 days, anyway...

Had to sit in TO with Laff fans and watch the comeback, harsh.

Look we had a bad week, no biggie.

Just need to make the payoffs, the real worry is the PHucktards, as promised I am very close to finalizing the Voodoo curse, want to ensure I am paying for the real deal and not some rip-off artist.

Yeah I know it's tough watching them play like the plan is to suck hind teat as much as possible and the system plays to this, but we will be fine.

All teams are suspect, only real cup contenders are the PHucktards and Detroit, I think Vancouver of the past few years are the Senators (Shades of CHocula)of the early 00's.

Sure a full healthy roster for the Penguins would be tough to beat but a full healthy roster on the Habs would be pretty sweet combined with some hot goaltending *memories of '86 - '93 and 2005 ''06 but without the eye injury to Saku and the penalty*.

OK just catching up as I was out of the loop. Lunch at that Irish Pub on Cote des Neiges, gotta go.

GYFHG!

Habswede said...

Could you guys give Forsberg a call?
Something like this.

- " Hi Forsberg!"

+ "Hi"

- "Would you like to be part of a team who actually are stanley cup contenders?"

+ "ehm, yeah.. for sure"

- "Come to Montreal .. You know the CHabs.. "

+ uhm.. okey, but what do Avs get in return for me then?"

- "Gomez!"

+ "Gomez!?" ... -click- ... (silence)