Thursday, November 11, 2010

Gameday Preview ~ Bs have been Reelin' in the years


Any major dude will tell you that we've been waiting for this tilt to Do it again.
Take off your Pants! and Pant!ies and drop the fucking puck against My Rival.

Where ~ The Dominion of Toronto Draft Choices Garden

When ~ About fucking time we meet you fuckers. Its on tsn and rds, 7pm, pick your poison

No static at all ~ Cousin CaPri, The Royal Tim

My Old sCHooled ~ Pretzel Lucic won't find Kid Komisarek tonight as Dou$harek CHickened off to the fucking Toronto Maple Laff$

What for ~ Game 1 braggin' rights, rank em' bitCHes

TSN is Rank

THN is also Rank

That's better

And now, time to ride that Steely Dan ...

We hear you're winning, that's not OK
I think our little wild TIMe is just beginning,
I guess you're kind of sacred yourself, you fuckin' stab at art
But if you have a CHange of heart.

Timmi you'll lose that GAA number;
You don't wanna blame nobody else.
Send it off via twitter to yourself.

Timmi you'll lose that SV% number;
It's the only Vezina you'll own.
You might use it to feel better,
When you get home.

I have a friend in Beantown, he's heard your name.
You can't go on savin' cuz you're Slow and Low
Bs play with too many men we all know
And Don could have a CHange if he had a heart.

Timmi you'll lose that W-L number;
You don't wanna ball Milan or else.
Send you off in a stretCHer in bad health.

Timmi don't lose that Bs number;
It's the only one you'll own.
You might re-use it if you get better,
After you get Vodkov'd.

Bs fans tell yourself you're not our kind
We know you don't have a decent hockey mind.
But you should have a CHange of heart.

Bs fan you are way outnumbered;
You just wanna CHeer against the Habs.
Send Patrice off in a trade for Gomez.

TSN you'll lose our numbers;
BELL's the only one that powns.
We will use you to feel better,
When we get Habs on Videotron.

Timmi you'll lose that rubber
Timmi you're just Martin Gerber
Timmi lose some of that blubber


G Y F H !

96 comments:

Steve said...

Its time for PFK to fight Milan for trashing his Savardian Spinarama.

All those rating suck, they all have the leafs way up in the ratings.

Speaking of sucking they make poor Boyd go through the whole wavier shit, then they don't send him down, WTF. Whats the message, dont mess with us we can humiliate you at will. No wonder little tits turned bad.

Bill101 said...

YEAH moe! It's high school dance again!

Hey Bruins, yer lookin' pretty hot. Is it time to hit the dance floor?

Bandleader! How about a snappy tune is, say, 3-0 time.

GYFHG

B B said...

HF who?

HabsFan29 said...

hey @ B B. we sure picked the right guy to pluck from the obscurity of the comments section.

and that's outstanding work GG. can't go wrong with a teddy bear on Don Cherry's head

HabsFan29 said...

^^ should be "heh" at B B. i'm on meth you know

HabsFan29 said...

here's a link I'm sure you'll want to click:

video inside the women's bathroom at a Bruins game

ti-cul said...

bb uses better meth. from his blog;"Pierre Gauthier has struck again with yet another awful move! The poutine will be awful, my Pepsi off because of this horrific move! Tomas Plekanec for $30/6 years! What player could ever be worth that money for suck production? No one in their right mind mind could think Plek is anymore than a journeyman worker bee, at best. What has he done over a season worth this money? Has he ever won a big game? Is he to be confused with another player? Montreal is doomed! Doomed I tell you, doomed!"
this bb dude is right out of hio.

congrats moe, i hope fhf gave you the same deal as super plexxx, cuz you're a rock star too!

moeman said...

Whilst here, wishing O'B well. Good guy, just no place for him. Bienvenue Bonhomme Bournival.

Anonymous said...

Pretzel Lucic - fucking brilliant

Orangeman said...

Cousin's facebook status: "Hide your purses Colorado!"

Me: "Oh shit, they've traded Rhyno to the Avalanch?!"

And then I come here to find news of another big 'trade'. Head, spinning. World, upsidedown.

LJ said...

The fuckin B's penalty killing unit is ranked the best in the league... they haven't seen our Powerplay yet..

poor fuckers won't know what hit em!

GYFHG

moeman said...

Tonight the Habs play their biggest rival. The game is on the main tsn channel. All they do is lead and yip about the lousy leaf. They are not hockey fans, they are leaf fans. Sick.

Moey said...

@moeman,

McSplooge's line of the year, if not the decade last night during the leaf's game - "If you're a leafs fan you must be pleased with the last two minutes of play." TWO MINUTES? I couldn't believe he said that, talk about grasping at straws. Unfuckingbelievable.

moeman said...

heh, nice catch Moey. mcsplooge filled an entire bucket for burke last night. Bucking for a CotU job to be even closer to burke. Sick hack.

the Maritimer said...

OK, who sucks leaf dick harder...McLame and Cherry or McSplooge?

I've been reading comments by leaf fans on and off today, they are looking for puke buckets. Moey, ol' peeair has to say something to encourage leaf fans to keep watching that shit product, don't he?

moeman said...

Rask starts. Timmi tired?

HabsFan29 said...

kids i have to go out for dinner in about 20 minutes. does anyone remember the meme from last season about me and dinner? if i go do we win or lose?

Moey said...

He was splooging all over the Bruins on Melnick this afternoon. I'm going to keep a safe distance from the TV tonight, just in case. Thank God it's not in 3D.

moeman said...

Last leaf comment of the night, read somewhere someone calling ke$$el The Philsbury Doughboy. Fucking brilliant.

GYFH!

Die you fucking Bruins.

Moey said...

@29,

I think we win when you go out.

moeman said...

29, you win if you are having dinner with the CBC's Kristen.

moeman said...

I win cuz I have my Moey and I am enjoying a Chateau Triac.

lehab said...

I had dinner with Phil Esposito last night. The best part of the night was shaking his hand as I told him I hated the Bruins. The look on his face was priceless.

HabsFan29 said...

oh i miss those long nights with Kristen and the oven mitt

Moey said...

@moe,

<3 back at you.

moeman said...

mcsplooge's game preview was an unloading onto the Bs. He peeair, CHeck the standings you Habs hating fucker.

Moey said...

What really annoys me about McS is how he's always spouting about what the coaching staff SHOULD be doing. This comes from a guy who was sacked halfway through the season in his one and only head coaching gig.

Orangeman said...

Hey, remember that time the Bs gave up a 3-0 series lead only to give up a 3-0 lead in the 7th game? Because you really can't undo that. No matter what happens here, or really anywhere: THAT HAPPENED.

Moey said...

@oman,

Yeah, I'll bet you my last dollar that if we had played the B's instead of the Flyers we would have gone to the cup final.

moeman said...

Someone tell mcsplooge that there's two teams on the ice.

Glad we get Cuthbert instead of the throaty phlegmiller.

moeman said...

Decline!

HabsFan29 said...

ok i'll stick around to see them score on this PP, then i'll leave

moeman said...

P FUCKING K!!!

HabsFan29 said...

P FUCKING K!!!!!!! on the PP!!!!

iRiRi said...

On Melnick's show tonight, McSplooge kept going on about the Habs making a good move by at least getting a "warm body" (as opposed to a cold one?, *shudders*) back for OB. Cue to tomorrow when he's losing his mind about how they lost a good D.

PFK!!!

Orangeman said...

Holy shit!

moeman said...

Don't leave 29.

Make Kristen dinner and save her for dessert.

P FUCKING K!!!

The Gate To The Groin For Yannick Bertrand said...

Did you see how happy he was? He was so happy! I'm going to call my mom and tell her I love her.

Orangeman said...

@moey, of course we would have. Because the Bs are so bad they gave up a 3-0 lead and then a 3-0 game lead to lose that series. A band of no-good kids trying their best could have beat them. It never gets old retelling this. Try it yourself.

HabsFan29 said...

ok i'm leaving now before the whole thing falls apart. be excellent to each other kids

moeman said...

The Gate has a great idea. Whenever P FUCKING K! scores, we call a loved one. Lucky for 29 he has Kristen on speed dial.

Orangeman said...

The B announcers don't understand how that wasn't a penalty. Maybe because they were both going for the puck and accidentally bumped into each other? Just throwing that out there.

Nice moves by Big Tits.

moeman said...

ack

Orangeman said...

Oh good, the two guys with the lowest IQs on the ice (building?, that's a stretch in Boston...) get the G and A.

Orangeman said...

Ah, this is the PP we know and, uh, love? Outshot, outchanced and a few icings for good measure.

moeman said...

0-man, don't forget mcsplooge is also in the building.

moeman said...

Typical Habs / Bs 1st.

moeman said...

Agree that the Nucks participation in today's Remembrance Day ceremonies was a class act.

BTW, dutchie, the National War Memorial isn't on Parliament Hill, it has a place of it's own. Nice try.

iRiRi said...

Ouf

moeman said...

50th comment!

iRiRi said...

I hope that's not as exciting as it's goons get around here tonight.

C'mon Habs!

iRiRi said...

*gonna. Heh.

moeman said...

halPorn!

moeman said...

Gonna be refused.

iRiRi said...

Halpern!!!

BB thinks it's good!

Orangeman said...

NO DISTINCT KICKING MOTION!

moeman said...

There ya go.

GoldenGirl11 said...

WOO HOO! Let's hear it for minorities!! Blacks and Jews are lighting up the scoreboard!

GoldenGirl11 said...

Never mind.

Orangeman said...

Fucking bullshit. The EXACT same thing happened last night somewhere (I can't remember, on 5th beer) and it was counted. It was even more pronounced last night. That was directed, not KICKED.

iRiRi said...

1. Fuck.
2. They did not just play that little soundbite from The Price is Right.

Orangeman said...

But I guess they need all the help they can get, having given up that 3-0 series lead, not to mention 3-0 game lead. I mean, judging by the pregame moment of silence, Bostonians either can't count to 60 or honestly believe one minute is 13 seconds long. They sure can't count to 4, I know that.

Moey said...

How appropriate, they were playing McSplooge's theme song "Come together" in the background.

Moey said...

@Oman,

It was kicked in mate, no question about it.

Number31 said...

Anyone else get the feeling the Habs and Bruins are just canceling each other out?

Orangeman said...

Two PPGs in one night? I'm off to the casino!

iRiRi said...

Gionta!!!

I was so excited on that goal, I almost dropped my iPhone into my cup of tea. Yikes.

Orangeman said...

@Moey: I only saw one replay, but I got to see it again at intermission and I concede your point. Did I mention the beer? Still, the one I'm almost certain I saw in highlights from last night looked exactly the same.

moeman said...

iRiRi, get some iProtection.

G Y F H !

Also, FHF(ish) bio has been updated for my groupies.

moeman said...

BTW, that was comment #69. Felt good for me.

iRiRi said...

@moe - I plan on getting the extra year of warranty (I believe it's 70$) but I was told it doesn't cover damage I cause (i.e. tea damage, cracked screen, etc.). What gives?

moeman said...

M E X !

iRiRi said...

Mex!!!

I just KNEW he would turn it up for his 800th game.

Orangeman said...

Was that Gomez? Insurance tastes so good.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Ko-stitsyn (sung like Co-stanza)

moeman said...

iRiRi, good to get the extra coverage plan.

Hands-on iOS training is also a good thing. Lots of neat things to discover. email me.

bea.habs.fan said...

dare to believe, people.
price is outstanding

GoldenGirl11 said...

iRiRi
That was funny.

iRiRi said...

@GG - I try :) That is a huge compliment coming from you!

Moey said...

@Ri,

The extra coverage is mainly for the battery, that's what they told me.

Moey said...

@GG11,

Speaking of Costanza, McSplooge must be suffering from a bad case of shrinkage tonight.

moeman said...

@Moey, unless you throw you iP against a wall because phil kessel scores or mcsplooge gets hired as the Habs GM, the 'plan' covers quite a lot.

Orangeman said...

The Habs have to have one of the lowest EN scoring %. Not just this season, either. I can't even remember the last one they got. I'm not complaining. It's probably because they've winning more than before that I notice it.

bea.habs said...

waste of breath: "if you'r a fa of the canadians, you have to be excited"
duh

iRiRi said...

@Moey & moe - That's why I'm taking it. They told me a battery change was $180. The plan covers 2 replacements. Good enough reason for me.

habs.fan.bea said...

yeah
i canbreathe again

Bill 101 said...

3-1 almost as good as 3-0

woo hoo

Orangeman said...

I'm feeling good. Two wins against good teams, two PPs goals tonight (three in last 2 games), everyone coming out their shells. Price playing like I have been promised he could. Leafs crashing and burning. All is right in the hockey universe.

moeman said...

Good day to be a Habs/hockey fan;

- O'B gets a CHance and we get a promising prospect

- satisfying 3-1 win over the Bs

- FHFemmes!

- PFK, GIO, MEX

- TFS™ savin' souls and shots

- Canucks' class act on 11/11

- leaf, sucking, hard

... and I'd be remiss to not acknowledge the FHF spot opened for me by the classy, funny and honourable HF4, merci mon ami

Number31 said...

LOW-FIVES ALL AROUND

Moey said...

Time for a wee dram of Grand Marnier. I don't work tomorrow. Woo hoo!

Steve said...

Okay we can just coast to the playoffs now.
GYFH Go

Orangeman said...

I feel like the parents were out tonight and we were babysat by the new (possible hot?) neighbour. Except he didn't believe us when we told him that our dad lets us eat meth ice cream at night. Following that analogy, I feel right at home surrounded by females and an absent father figure. Not to mention the drinking alone, being corrected by said female peers and offering lame joke after lame joke.

moeman said...

Smile.

ti-cul said...

@31; triple low five sweetie

ti-cul said...

i mean triple low-fives

vw, my spelty not so good right now